That lineswoman in the UK sexism row

dnme

Is it me or does anyone else think she is the image of Dewey from Malcolm in the middle?

Kasabian

Dewey doesn't know the offside rule.

Plazaman

So that's what happened him/her ?

phasers

bet you still would though.

saintsaltynuts

Lineswoman Sian Massey's new nickname is 'Just For Men' they've only used her once and now the Gray has gone.

AckwelFoley

phasers wrote: »

bet you still would though.

actually nevermind.............

swarm.of.bees

phasers wrote: »

bet you still would though.

Peedo

Todd Gack

Kasabian wrote: »

Dewey doesn't know the offside rule.

Neither does she.

Plug

Just downloaded the new FIFA 11 commentary update.

Not much different to be honest, although when my mother had a go on it, Andy Gray shouted at her to "put that fcuking controller down and get back to the kitchen"

darragh16

phasers wrote: »

bet you still would though.

Would ye smash it?

admiralofthefleet

phasers wrote: »

bet you still would though.

fuckin right, did you see the grip she had on that flag

admiralofthefleet

swarm.of.bees wrote: »

Peedo

she's 26

MistyCheese

Pfft, trying to insinuate that wimmins don't know the offrule side.

biko

Offside Rule Explained for Women

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

phasers

^ That makes less sense than the actual offside rule tbh.


Why would you be in the queue for the till with no money?

biko

phasers wrote: »

^ That makes less sense than the actual offside rule tbh.


Why would you be in the queue for the till with no money?

Did you read the other thread about the "hostage in the filling station"?

Ghandee

dnme wrote: »

Is it me or does anyone else think she is the image of Dewey from Malcolm in the middle?

Meh....


This is the REAL photo of her, before it was airbrushed!

dnme

phasers wrote: »

bet you still would though.

who? Dewey?

ke ke ke ke ke

Fizman

Todd Gack wrote: »

Neither does she.

You obviously didn't see the game then.

bonerm

Ghandee wrote: »

Meh....


This is the REAL photo of her, before it was airbrushed!

I bet she would have missed that cheaters hand-ball as well. :mad:

Oranage2

Lets be serious here for a while - Women can't even reverse a car how do you expect them to officiate a football match!

Oranage2

Oranage2 wrote: »

Lets be serious here for a while - Women can't even reverse a car how do you expect them to officiate a football match!

Men can't even be funny :rolleyes:

mikemac

Lineswomen?

Assistant referee these days

whippetmania

Would you smash it?

Hurricane-Dean

People are saying that calling assistant referees 'female lines-men' is offensive.

Agreed. I much prefer Flag-Slag anyway.

goose2005

Plug wrote: »

Just downloaded the new FIFA 11 commentary update.

Not much different to be honest, although when my mother had a go on it, Andy Gray shouted at her to "put that fcuking controller down and get back to the kitchen"

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

People are saying that calling assistant referees 'female lines-men' is offensive.

Agreed. I much prefer Flag-Slag anyway.

GOOSE2005'S TOP TIP: Stop trying to pass Sickipedia jokes off as your own, you're not the only person who goes there.

bonerm

whippetmania wrote: »

Would you smash it?

No, but Redknapp would.

midlandsmissus

Oranage2 wrote: »

Lets be serious here for a while - Women can't even reverse a car how do you expect them to officiate a football match!

It's just so satisfactory that the offside decision which they were giving out about for being wrong, becuse you know she's a woman, and women don't get the offside rule, was in fact the correct call, and they were wrong.

Sian Massey: 1
Gray and Keys: 0

Ebbs

midlandsmissus wrote: »

It's just so satisfactory that the offside decision which they were giving out about for being wrong, becuse you know she's a woman, and women don't get the offside rule, was in fact the correct call, and they were wrong.

Sian Massey: 1
Gray and Keys: 0

Sian Massey gets recalled from her next match: -1
Gray and Keys' bank balance: + 20,000,000 or so.

Last year alone Gray made nearly 1million from Sky Sports coverage alone, on top of that he made money for FIFA, adds, and BIK.

I know who I'd prefare to be. Apparently life isnt fair these days.

Feeona

Ebbs wrote: »

I know who I'd prefare to be.

A dirty old man?:pac:

Ebbs

Feeona wrote: »

A dirty old man?:pac:

Waaaaaay ahead of you.

I ment one with lots of money, and probally an oversized basement.

Absurdum

Ebbs wrote: »

Last year alone Gray made nearly 1million from Sky Sports coverage alone, on top of that he made money for FIFA, adds, and BIK.

he's still an enormous kunt

Hurricane-Dean

goose2005 wrote: »

GOOSE2005'S TOP TIP: Stop trying to pass Sickipedia jokes off as your own, you're not the only person who goes there.

I'll go where i want

Bodhisopha

dnme wrote: »

Is it me or does anyone else think she is the image of Dewey from Malcolm in the middle?

Yes, no, maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

Metallergy

Sian is believin'
















that she's on my knob :rolleyes:

seafood dunleavy

i wouldnt ride her anyway

Jamiekelly

saintsaltynuts wrote: »

Lineswoman Sian Massey's new nickname is 'Just For Men' they've only used her once and now the Gray has gone.

Plug wrote: »

Just downloaded the new FIFA 11 commentary update.

Not much different to be honest, although when my mother had a go on it, Andy Gray shouted at her to "put that fcuking controller down and get back to the kitchen"

Seriously lads, at least try to come up with something original and not stolen from facebook