Silly bike model names

fat bloke

What the hell are some manufacturers on with their model names.

The Forme "Preen" ladies bike??

Worst of all though must be Cube with their "Agree" and "Attempt" and "Peleton"??


Hey check out my new bike, the Specialized "Also Ran" or my Raleigh "Average"

Lumen

http://covebike.com/bikes

Captain Havoc

Just pipped to it.

fat bloke

Lumen wrote: »

http://covebike.com/bikes

Ha ha ha ! Is that for real????

I wonder what's the best lube they recommend for their Handjobs???

kona

http://www.konaworld.com/bike.cfm?content=humu

Ill just link it because i can neither spell nor pronounce it.

You can get Perv bikes too.


Also calling a Trax a MTB is abit silly too.

Cranky Mc Funhouse

kona wrote: »

http://www.konaworld.com/bike.cfm?content=humu

Ill just link it because i can neither spell nor pronounce it.

You can get Perv bikes too.


Also calling a Trax a MTB is abit silly too.

Most Kona models have odd names (stinky deluxe?)

mo_bhicycle

I love this one: The Kona Bike

kona

Cranky Mc Funhouse wrote: »

Most Kona models have odd names (stinky deluxe?)

Yea I know, I remember calling up halfords and asking if they had any Kona Stinky Socks in stock, was quite funny .:pac:

Cranky Mc Funhouse

Oh thats horrific looking I think I'll stick to my old bmx!

happytramp

One of my favorites

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=360271138383&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

coolbeans

I don't know for sure how true this is but when Kona launched their 'Sex' model they received a ****load of complaints. Curiously when they launched the 'Stab' later that year not one letter of complaint was received.