Swedish man gets 8 months for having a poop in shop floor!

Ghandee

I found this funny,

(Credit: CBS/AP) Call it a trifecta, perhaps: A Swedish man was sent to prison this week for pooping on the floor of a store while also verbally assaulting the cashier, and then stealing candy on his way out.
While local newspapers did not give the name of the man, he was described as a 45-year-old who was already on parole.

The incident occurred in November, 2010, when the man asked a store employee in the town of Finspang to use the toilet, reports The Local, a Swedish news website.

When the employee refused due to health regulations, the man became enraged.

"He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor and pooped," the 21-year-old female cashier said in court during the 45-year-old's trial.

The cashier added that the man proceeded to insult her while he relieved himself on the floor.

As if that were not enough, the man grabbed some candy on his way out, leaving behind a steaming pile of anger and his dirty underwear on the store's floor.

The Local reports that the man was charged with shoplifting, assault, molestation, as well as interference in a judicial matter for threatening the cashier on two other occasions. Ultimately, he was convicted of all charges except the shoplifting charge, and sentenced to eight months in prison. Because he was already on parole, the man will serve an additional two months, The Local reports.

Even during his trial, the man displayed suspect behavior, twice firing his defense attorneys, as well as insulting the court in front of a gallery full of schoolchildren on a field trip.

"I'm not going to participate in this damn farce," he exclaimed before storming out of the courtroom and being forced by the judge to participate.


http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503543_162-20029618-503543.html

Ever been tempted to take a dump in a shop at protest?

Robus

Ghandee wrote: »

Ever been tempted to take a dump in a shop at protest?

In a word , NO

FatherLen

a steaming pile of anger

THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

gonedrinking

aw I'm going to miss FlutterinBantam's posts on here

Lirange

I was going to have cheese ravioli with Swedish meatballs tonight.

Think I'll order pizza instead.

jimthemental

What a scumbag.

W.Shakes-Beer

thats fúcking brilliant!

Ghandee

jimthemental wrote: »

What a scumbag.

Shiitebag might be more appropriate there Jim lad.

chillywilly

Ghandee wrote: »

I found this funny,

(Credit: CBS/AP) Call it a trifecta, perhaps: A Swedish man was sent to prison this week for pooping on the floor of a store while also verbally assaulting the cashier, and then stealing candy on his way out.
While local newspapers did not give the name of the man, he was described as a 45-year-old who was already on parole.

The incident occurred in November, 2010, when the man asked a store employee in the town of Finspang to use the toilet, reports The Local, a Swedish news website.

When the employee refused due to health regulations, the man became enraged.

"He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor and pooped," the 21-year-old female cashier said in court during the 45-year-old's trial.

The cashier added that the man proceeded to insult her while he relieved himself on the floor.

As if that were not enough, the man grabbed some candy on his way out, leaving behind a steaming pile of anger and his dirty underwear on the store's floor.

The Local reports that the man was charged with shoplifting, assault, molestation, as well as interference in a judicial matter for threatening the cashier on two other occasions. Ultimately, he was convicted of all charges except the shoplifting charge, and sentenced to eight months in prison. Because he was already on parole, the man will serve an additional two months, The Local reports.

Even during his trial, the man displayed suspect behavior, twice firing his defense attorneys, as well as insulting the court in front of a gallery full of schoolchildren on a field trip.

"I'm not going to participate in this damn farce," he exclaimed before storming out of the courtroom and being forced by the judge to participate.


http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503543_162-20029618-503543.html

Ever been tempted to take a dump in a shop at protest?

post of the day tbh

Mental Mickey

Ghandee wrote: »

I found this funny,

(Credit: CBS/AP) Call it a trifecta, perhaps: A Swedish man was sent to prison this week for pooping on the floor of a store while also verbally assaulting the cashier, and then stealing candy on his way out.
While local newspapers did not give the name of the man, he was described as a 45-year-old who was already on parole.

The incident occurred in November, 2010, when the man asked a store employee in the town of Finspang to use the toilet, reports The Local, a Swedish news website.

When the employee refused due to health regulations, the man became enraged.

"He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor and pooped," the 21-year-old female cashier said in court during the 45-year-old's trial.

The cashier added that the man proceeded to insult her while he relieved himself on the floor.

As if that were not enough, the man grabbed some candy on his way out, leaving behind a steaming pile of anger and his dirty underwear on the store's floor.

The Local reports that the man was charged with shoplifting, assault, molestation, as well as interference in a judicial matter for threatening the cashier on two other occasions. Ultimately, he was convicted of all charges except the shoplifting charge, and sentenced to eight months in prison. Because he was already on parole, the man will serve an additional two months, The Local reports.

Even during his trial, the man displayed suspect behavior, twice firing his defense attorneys, as well as insulting the court in front of a gallery full of schoolchildren on a field trip.

"I'm not going to participate in this damn farce," he exclaimed before storming out of the courtroom and being forced by the judge to participate.


http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503543_162-20029618-503543.html

Ever been tempted to take a dump in a shop at protest?

Heard that this morning on Nova(I think?), and I almost broke me h0le laughing. Brilliant.

Ghandee

Wonder did he have a crunchy star?

Angron

He was clearly copying the DCU student that left one on a chair here.

Jonybgud

Why is it significant to mention he is Sweedish?

Does it mean it is more acceptable?

I'm Sweedish, I'll just leave this here......:p

Ghandee

Jonybgud wrote: »

Why is it significant to mention he is Sweedish?

Does it mean it is more acceptable?

I'm Sweedish, I'll just leave this here......:p

Is that different than Swedish?:D

Don't be starting to give me any sh1t, don't leave it here, take it with ya please sir.

Jonybgud

Ghandee wrote: »

Is that different than Swedish?:D

Don't be starting to give me any sh1t, don't leave it here, take it with ya please sir.

Yes mein friend, like the Chef.....:p

biko

Maybe related to these Swedish twins*?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLxTZRlz0j4

* yes, I know what it sounds like



Edit, after a bit of searching it turns out it's the local wino and known for being a complete dickhead.
Not the first nor the last time he'll get in trouble.

seafood dunleavy

Must be hard to wipe anger away.

Hero.

FlutterinBantam

Fair play to the lad!

Reminds me of the time I had large 'roast in the oven' and requested the use of the facilities in a swish Dublin Hotel.

I was refused but returned later to deposit a 'barrack buster' in the jacks cistern.


That'll larn 'em.

orourkeda

Did he wipe his arse?

Dravokivich

that kind of attitude wouldnt flush well with me...

Owen

Meanwhile, in Ballincollig, the gentleman of African origins who did the same in the post office a few months back in retaliation for them not having his dole money doesn't go to prison for 8 months.

orourkeda

Mental Mickey wrote: »

Heard that this morning on Nova(I think?), and I almost broke me h0le laughing. Brilliant.

At least you didnt break your balls dumping

MagicMarker

Ghandee wrote: »

The incident occurred in November, 2010, when the man asked a store employee in the town of Finspang to use the toilet, reports The Local, a Swedish news website.

When the employee refused due to health regulations, the man became enraged.

TeddyTedson

This is kind of ageist. If it had of been a kid doing it, no problem. If an OAP did it, again, no problem. I think it's a load of sh1te.

bradlente

How'd he get it into the floors what I want to know,dig a little hole or somethin?

What an asshole,complete ****-stirrer.I bet he wishes he could wipe that off his record.

Blondini

I think he must have seen a job advertisement for that place looking for someone for a "job on the shop floor"..

Ho Ho

emptybladder

doesnt matter