God is a chick sized 12

NeedaNewName

That is what my friend said to me earlier. It was expanded upon after I questioned the validity of the theory but I got as good as answers as the question I asked.

So why is God a chick sized 12?

"Because of self hate. Chicks sized 12 hate themselves being fat."

OK. And what has that got to do with God?

"God hates its creations. It hates the fact that it is it's doing, much like a fat chick eating a cream bum, a self hate at their weakness, which is how God sees us. That is why when disastrous happen people question why God would do such a thing. Self hate"


Does any of that make any sense to anyone else? It does not to me but the question about God's creation going wrong and being a tad p1ssed off at that made me pause for thought.

I'd probably be slightly p1ssed off if I made all of this tbh!

Package

wh y does god hate its creation

funk-you

So....what your saying is....you do fat chicks?

-Funk

rebel10

I'm assuming this is the American size 12 you are talking about?

AnneElizabeth

A size 12 isn't fat - it's average/curvy (not curvy as in fat). 14+ is fat usually.

funk-you

AnneElizabeth wrote: »

A size 12 isn't fat - it's average/curvy (not curvy as in fat). 14+ is fat usually.

Size 12 then yeh?

-Funk

Agricola

I generally find that when "god" is involved, things make very little sense.

easyeason3

Size 12 isn't fat by a normal persons standards OP.
Oh & your 'friend' is talking shyte.

rainbow kirby

Awesome, clearly I'm god.

Grolschevik

Yeah, size 12 is in no way "fat" -- unless you're really short, I suppose.

I suspect from recent threads here that some lads are getting their fashion size info from Glee or Ugly Betty or some other toss like that.

A 5' 8" girl who's size 12 just has bigger breasts than your average blonde midget in Uggs. Mmmm...

Package

AnneElizabeth wrote: »

A size 12 isn't fat - it's average/curvy (not curvy as in fat). 14+ is fat usually.

just cause its average doesnt mean its not fat. just cause ireland has more bigger women that everywhere else. if we had a decent looking population, maybe the average would be a perfect 10 or better still 8..

i hate the way biggger girls say its ok to be a 12 cause its average, its bul**** is what it is. have a bit of pride and get down to an 8

Canis Lupus

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Awesome, clearly I'm god.

I don't believe you exist anymore.

Dudess

Earlier this evening:

NeedANewName to self: "Hmmm... bored. Want to stir sh1t on Boards.ie - I know, I'll say size 12 is fat for a woman and pretend it's generally recognised as a fat woman's size. But it will get locked - what to do...? I know, I'll come up with some intellectual-sounding gibberish to pretend that's not what I'm doing..."

Oranage2

Why are women sizes so complicated? they should be catogorised like so:

- Skinny with big tits
- Skinny with tits
- Skinny no tits

- Chubby with pretty face
- Chubby and ugly face

- Fat

Maybe height could play a factor too but its not a nessesity unless freakishly tall!

Grolschevik

That said, maybe we're missing the point. Forget the "size 12" thing as just a typo. Substitute instead, say, "size 22" and read the original post again. Does it make sense then?

easyeason3

Package wrote: »

just cause its average doesnt mean its not fat. just cause ireland has more bigger women that everywhere else. if we had a decent looking population, maybe the average would be a perfect 10 or better still 8..

i hate the way biggger girls say its ok to be a 12 cause its average, its bul**** is what it is. have a bit of pride and get down to an 8

Obvious troll but fcuk it here goes...

A size 12 is by no means fat. Ireland does not have bigger women, as you put it, instead Ireland has a population of varying sizes & colours.
And there's no pride in starving if it means being a size 8.

RichieC

Grolschevik wrote: »

That said, maybe we're missing the point. Forget the "size 12" thing as just a typo. Substitute instead, say, "size 22" and read the original post again. Does it make sense then?

No, God doesn't exist.

Earthhorse

Dudess wrote: »

Earlier this evening:

NeedANewName to self: "Hmmm... bored. Want to stir sh1t on Boards.ie - I know, I'll say size 12 is fat for a woman and pretend it's generally recognised as a fat woman's size. But it will get locked - what to do...? I know, I'll come up with some intellectual-sounding gibberish to pretend that's not what I'm doing..."

He's a chick sized 12 among men.

Poor Uncle Tom

Stupidity hurts the eyes,
I've got to stop reading this sh1t.

PrincessLola

Package wrote: »

just cause its average doesnt mean its not fat. just cause ireland has more bigger women that everywhere else. if we had a decent looking population, maybe the average would be a perfect 10 or better still 8..

i hate the way biggger girls say its ok to be a 12 cause its average, its bul**** is what it is. have a bit of pride and get down to an 8

Whereas Irish men on average have perfect figures?
I know your trolling but I hate the way fat-bashing threads are always focused on women, not fat men

orourkeda

Oranage2 wrote: »

Why are women sizes so complicated? they should be catogorised like so:

- Skinny with big tits
- Skinny with tits
- Skinny no tits

- Chubby with pretty face
- Chubby and ugly face

- Fat

Maybe height could play a factor too but its not a nessesity unless freakishly tall!

Tits with skinny tits
Tits with nice tits
Tits with pretty tits
Tits with chubby tits

Hmmmm. Titties.

Micky Dolenz

Dudess wrote: »

Earlier this evening:

NeedANewName to self: "Hmmm... bored. Want to stir sh1t on Boards.ie - I know, I'll say size 12 is fat for a woman and pretend it's generally recognised as a fat woman's size. But it will get locked - what to do...? I know, I'll come up with some intellectual-sounding gibberish to pretend that's not what I'm doing..."

That's what I was going to say.