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Engineer Saves His Own Life

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Sounds like the start of Iron Man

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    i once got my arm caught under a boulder and had to cut it off with a pen knife to survive.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    stevejr wrote: »
    Sounds like the start of Iron Man

    From the inside out by the look of it.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    This is why I became an engineer.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    I became an engineer too. Doesn't mean I'm going to start designing myself some body parts and trying them out first, I'll need a guinea pig for that. Great marketing ploy though.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Engineers, is there something they cannot do?
    In two years of work, Golesworthy discovered that the hardest part of creating this new implant wasn't the actual design or construction--it was securing reliable measurements. The movement of the heart and other organs made it so different perspectives yielded totally different measurements. Luckily, the team figured out that a scan at one specific point in the cardiac cycle gave them the dimensions they needed.

    The final product is constructed of polyethylene terephthalate, a standard medical plastic, and weighs less than 5g. It can be sutured directly into place by a surgeon at relatively low cost. The results speak for themselves: Golesworthy was the first recipient of his own creation, and since then, 23 others have taken the plunge, with more on the waiting list. Golesworthy sees this as not just a victory for Marfan sufferers, but a message to the medical community: "They are all biologists and medics, and they need process engineers," he said.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    The focus application of my phd research is to hopefully improve some cancer treatment (or at least - that is the excuse we use when we request funding) - I can only hope to God that if, heaven forbid, I or a loved one get cancer, then my stuff will have absolutely no involvement whatsoever.

    There's an old engineering joke about a meeting where the engineering dept. heads of various universities are led onto a plane and told that the plane has been designed by their own students, and that to receive funding they must fly on the plane. All the engineering dept. heads immediately disembark, aside from one. When complimented on his confidence in his students he replies that there's no danger of the plane even making it as far as the runway..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Now if that was an accountant, he'd have had a heart attack when he heard what the operation would cost.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    biko wrote: »
    Engineers, is there something they cannot do?

    Yes.. understand building aesthetics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 636 ✭✭✭big_show


    This is why I became an engineer.

    I'd like to see you code your way out of a heart attack..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    big_show wrote: »
    I'd like to see you code your way out of a heart attack..

    heartAttack = FALSE;


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    big_show wrote: »
    I'd like to see you code your way out of a heart attack..
    do
    {
    boolean heartAtk = false;
    }

    Null point heart error :eek:
    edit: damn beaten!


    I'm sure we could VHDL our way out of it :cool:


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    I'd prefer C++ or Java. That way you could design yourself a nice little pop-up if something goes wrong.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I'd prefer C++ or Java. That way you could design yourself a nice little pop-up if something goes wrong.

    So when heart attack is positive -

    erection++;

    Cute, I like it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭flyton5


    Misleading thread title. He didn't save his own life, he gave himself hope. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,794 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Yes.. understand building aesthetics.

    While you Im sure would prefer to bend the laws of physics or at least tripple the cost to achieve that look. More often than not, a look created using materials and details that are in no way suitable to the climate/conditions & create a nightmare for the client & builder to sort out when you are long gone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,676 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    How did he solve the icing problem?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    mickdw wrote: »
    While you Im sure would prefer to bend the laws of physics or at least tripple the cost to achieve that look. More often than not, a look created using materials and details that are in no way suitable to the climate/conditions & create a nightmare for the client & builder to sort out when you are long gone.

    I've yet to see an architect not take into account the laws of physics or to walk away from a job before the builder or engineers finish on site.

    Usually they are the last to leave.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 213 ✭✭Kerikosan


    What a legend :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭BASHIR


    Yes.. understand building aesthetics.

    Function over form can look better to some, art and style are personal opinions :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭RMD


    Anyone know did he patent the idea? Not only will this invention help people, but he can make a bit of money off it as well, the perfect compromise.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    RMD wrote: »
    Anyone know did he patent the idea? Not only will this invention help people, but he can make a bit of money off it as well, the perfect compromise.

    Im sure he did patent it. What amazes me is how they retrieved measurements for the device.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    mickdw wrote: »
    While you Im sure would prefer to bend the laws of physics or at least tripple the cost to achieve that look. More often than not, a look created using materials and details that are in no way suitable to the climate/conditions & create a nightmare for the client & builder to sort out when you are long gone.
    I've yet to see an architect not take into account the laws of physics or to walk away from a job before the builder or engineers finish on site.

    Usually they are the last to leave.

    lol i see you ignored the triple costs bit


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,272 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I've yet to see an architect not take into account the laws of physics or to walk away from a job before the builder or engineers finish on site.

    Usually they are the last to leave.
    in a word, skyhooks


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