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MonkieSocks

On the eve of her daughter's wedding the mother of the Bride says:

"Donna, you do realise that when you're married your husband will want to stick his most prized possession into where you pee?"

The daughter replies:

" Shut up Ma, how’s he gonna fit his bike in the sink?"

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A young Italian girl was going on a date.

Her Nanna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy.

"He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don't let him do dat.

"He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda.

"But mosta important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna really likea dat, but don'ta let him do dat for sure.

Doing thata willa disgraza our family."

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:

"And Nanna, I didn't let him disgrace our family, as you said.

When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"

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MonkieSocks wrote: »

On the eve of her daughter's wedding the mother of the Bride says:

"Donna, you do realise that when you're married your husband will want to stick his most prized possession into where you pee?"

The daughter replies:

" Shut up Ma, how’s he gonna fit his bike in the sink?"

--- :rolleyes:

Fabritzo

lol, the sink :S