What's the difference!! :O

bobblepuzzle

Half full or half empty?

Oranage2

As an extreme optimist the glass is always half full even when it's half empty

drunkmonkey

Half full it's my round, half empty it's someone else's !

karlog

There both the same. Atari no F*****G difference.

FreudianSlippers

Those that say their glasses are half-full are considered optimists. Yeah, but shouldn't we be more specific about the contents of the glass? If it's a glass of shít, I'm going half-empty. I don't like shít as an optimist. "Yeah, we gotta half-empty shít glass right here."

Cheap Thrills!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_iuSoyvExo

bobblepuzzle

A glass of Fianna Fail.. sorry forgot to mention that :P

chucken1

bobblepuzzle wrote: »

A glass of Fianna Fail.. sorry forgot to mention that :P

..bowld

Dwaegon

The glass is always fully full! You did not specify what it is full of!

My glass is half full of water, the other half is full of air!:D

Dangerous Man

The glass is half empty. We are born dying.

faceman

Soon you will see, there is no glass

AckwelFoley

Its half full..


but it was full so who the fcuk was sippin on my pint while i was out for a smoke??!!



*Breaks bottle of Bulmers off the bar*


*embarrassment ensues as i realise it was a full bottle*

seafood dunleavy

more drink!

chucken1

Dangerous Man wrote: »

The glass is half empty. We are born dying.

faceman wrote: »

Soon you will see, there is no glass

Awwww please stop..it'll be ok :)

Dudess

Yeah, maybe the person who says it's half empty is the optimist? That old chestnut was always a bit of a grey area for me...

Cheap Thrills!

seafood dunleavy wrote: »

more drink!

I believe the correct phrase is: MOAR drinks!

btw bobblepuzzle.....the glass is DEFINITELY half full....unless it's TOTALLY full, then it's mine!!! :cool:

seafood dunleavy

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

I believe the correct phrase is: MOAR drinks!

btw bobblepuzzle.....the glass is DEFINITELY half full....unless it's TOTALLY full, then it's mine!!! :cool:

my apologies..moar drink!

Novella

A glass is half full if you take an empty glass and only fill it to half of it's capacity. A glass is half empty if you have filled it to capacity and then removed half the contents.

CrazyRabbit

bobblepuzzle wrote: »

Half full or half empty?

Your question is half decent, because I'm an optimist.

Geek answer: The glass is always completely full unless it's in a vacuum. It's filled with air/liquid etc.

Cathalh

As an accountant id have to say the glass is twice as big as it needs to be!

starbelgrade

As long as there's still some bottles of wine in the fridge, who gives a fig?

Tar.Aldarion

Cathalh wrote: »

As an accountant id have to say the glass is twice as big as it needs to be!

Pff, as an engineer I say it's twice the necessary volume.

entropi

Neither and both, and also full at the same time

Half full of water, but also half full of gas...take that however you want:pac:

citizen_p

depends if you measure from the top or bottom of the Iris

Tar.Aldarion

Mousey- wrote: »

depends if you measure from the top or bottom of the Iris

Where is the DHD in all of this? /nerd

t0mm13b

Technically speaking, the glass is always full, because half of it is filled by either water or alcohol, but you're forgetting the air molecules that is present which gives off the optical illusion that either the glass is half empty or half full.... :P

stevejr

Sober. Half full- oh well it's closing time.
Drunk. Half Empty-**** it's closimg time!!!!!

t0mm13b

stevejr wrote: »

Sober. Half full- oh well it's closing time.
Drunk. Half Empty-**** it's closimg time!!!!!

Well, if you were drunk, you wouldn't be able to speel out "It's closing time" ... :P :pac:

stevejr

t0mm13b wrote: »

Well, if you were drunk, you wouldn't be able to speel out "It's closing time" ... :P :pac:

Sheers sthom Me oweezsha a pint:P

natsuko

it depends whether the glass was in the process of being filled or emptied prior to the question being asked

darragh16

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be