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NEWSFLASH- Students learn nothing in college

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    I learned how to drink and shag properly...time well spent.

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I didn't cos I went to college.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    NEWSFLASH!! Jealousy is a terrible thing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭who what when


    stevejr wrote: »
    I learned how to drink and shag properly...time well spent.

    Can you get someone to second this claim?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,372 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    People who want to learn in college, learn; those who don't, don't. It's not as if college can magically zap knowledge into student's brain's.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭macquarie


    I learned how to steal traffic cones.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    that 45 percent of the nation's undergraduates learn very little in their first two years of college.
    55% did learn then.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    MrMatisse wrote: »
    Who knew?
    Not the students, obviously....:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Can you get someone to second this claim?


    Probably but it'll take some time to round up all 30+ of them....:cool:

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 916 ✭✭✭Bloody Nipples


    MrMatisse wrote: »

    Nowhere does it say what you are implying. I deduced this by applying the analytical thinking I've developed over 4 years of college.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 916 ✭✭✭Bloody Nipples


    stevejr wrote: »
    Probably but it'll take some time to round up all 30+ of them....:cool:

    30+.

    Statistically significant.

    Nice :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    I knew :(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    that is saying that colleges are making things too easy? I certainly did not see that in college at all! It says that college doesnt make you smarter but that's not the point, is it not to give you knowledge specific to a certain area so that you can perform a certain set of tasks?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭MrMatisse


    There are FAR too many intelligent answers in after hours these days


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    macquarie wrote: »
    I learned how to steal traffic cones.

    And pint glasses, cutlery, those big blue toilet rolls and pretty much anything not nailed down


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    55% did learn then.

    :mad:

    Get outta here, college boy!
    It says that college doesnt make you smarter but that's not the point, is it not to give you knowledge specific to a certain area so that you can perform a certain set of tasks?

    That's what most colleges have become about but traditionally it was about teaching critical thinking skills.

    By the way, people should read the opinion pieces posted around the article rather than the stub linked to, as they're far more interesting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    I learned the fine arts of drinking, fornicating and watching SpongeBob SquarePants. Also the skill of bullsh!tting which is essential for interviews.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭MrMatisse


    How it should be :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    I learned the fine arts of drinking, fornicating and watching SpongeBob SquarePants.


    All at the same time preferably....;)

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    :mad:

    Get outta here, college boy!



    That's what most colleges have become about but traditionally it was about teaching critical thinking skills.

    By the way, people should read the opinion pieces posted around the article rather than the stub linked to, as they're far more interesting.

    I'd definitely say learning how to compete tasks teaches you that in college but it might massively come down to the lecturer. The bad thing is that once a lecturer/teacher is in a job, they stay for life, no matter how bad they are. My chemistry teacher was so bad I had to teach myself/go for grinds etc but they just get to continue year in year out after bad feedback.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    And what do you learn by not going to college?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭messymess


    Namlub wrote: »
    And what do you learn by not going to college?

    Why not ask Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg, two infamous drop outs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    I'd definitely say learning how to compete tasks teaches you that in college but it might massively come down to the lecturer.

    Depends on how you learn to complete the tasks.
    The bad thing is that once a lecturer/teacher is in a job, they stay for life, no matter how bad they are. My chemistry teacher was so bad I had to teach myself/go for grinds etc but they just get to continue year in year out after bad feedback.

    Yes, because lecturer's jobs are more about research now than teaching and by making classes easy they free up time to work on that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Noodleworm


    My course is all project based, and still find everything I learn, I teach myself.


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