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Sex Insurance Who Would You Call.

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  • 25-01-2011 10:23am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,295 ✭✭✭


    SEX with your wife – Legal & General

    SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

    SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

    SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

    SEX on the telephone - Direct line

    SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

    SEX in a hurry - Insure & Go

    SEX with your boyfriend – Standard Life

    SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com

    SEX with someone different - Go Compare.com

    SEX with an animal - Compare the Meerkat.com

    SEX with a fat bird - More Than

    SEX on the back seat – Sheila's Wheels

    SEX with an o.a.p - Saga

    SEX with a posh bird – Privilege.com

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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    SEX with Lorena Bobbit- AXA Insurance

    SEX to cement your relationship..Quinn Direct

    SEX on a ski slope ..Zurich Insurance

    SEX for people who cant count...123.ie

    SEX for lesbians....Its4woman.ie

    SEX with a Mountie... Cananda Life

    SEX under the stars... Orien Life


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