How will you deal with fianna fail canvassers

56lcd

So it's election time again and all the party hacks will be knocking on your door looking for your coveted vote.
How will you treat the foolhardy fianna fail canvassers when they arrive at your doorstep?????

will you ....

a. unleash the alsatian/pittbull/rotweiler that you have not fed for a day on them.
b. drown them with the saucepans of boiling water that you have sitting on the stove.
c. land them with a good haymaker under the chin.
d. give them a good wallop of a plastic hose right between the eyes.
e. tell them that you will definitely vote for them provided they tar your driveway/get you a medical card(even if you make €100000 per year)/renovate your house.


After much deliberation I am going to go with option e just on the outside chance that there are still enough dumb people left in Ireland that will still vote FF and the miserable c^nt does get elected .... of course there is not a snowball's chance in hell that I would vote for FF even if they fulfilled their election promises before the election.

anyone canvassing for fianna fail will need thick skin, a brass neck and mabye a bulletproof vest + a fast getaway car

St._Andalou

Just tell them I'm voting Labour and begrudgingly admire their braveness/stupidity/audacity.

michael999999

.22

Maj Malfunction

Wished you lived in Texas, so you could drag them onto your property and just shoot them for tresspass?

Dr. Baltar

"Shame on you. I'll be tactically voting against you in this election." and close the door. Happy days.

Trhiggy83

bucket of water followed by 2 fingers:D

sceptre

Loaded thread doesn't lead to useful discussion. There are still people in the country who are willing to have a political discussion on their doorsteps.

Please post better threads. Locked.