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  • 24-01-2011 4:54pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    A woman complains to her friends that her husband is losing interest in sex, and he prefers nights out with the lads to the joys of copulation.

    Her friend tells her that to win his love she must make more effort.

    She advises her to cook up a slap-up meal and then send him drinking with his mates down the pub.

    When he returns she must be dressed in her naughtiest lingerie and look her most beautiful.



    The following evening, she does exactly as instructed and is dressed to kill by the time her husband returns.

    When he sees her lying on the bed in all her gear, he tells her to stand up and take it all off.

    He then tells her to do a handstand against the bathroom mirror and open her legs.

    This excites the woman immensely, as her husband has never been this erotic before.

    She does as instructed, and then he puts his face between her legs, faces the mirror and says,

    "No, no... Maybe the lads are right, A beard wouldn't suit me".

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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