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  • 24-01-2011 9:25am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    I met this girl and took er home to meet my parents.

    My dad whispered to me

    "Where the hell did you meet her?.

    She is crosseyed, bald, bowlegged and she has no teeth"





    I said "No need to whisper dad, she is deaf"
    ___________________________________

    I went to my girlfriends funeral today.

    I met her parents for the first time.





    Right pair of miserable bastards.
    ___________________________________

    I saw a guy let his dog walk straight in front of a lorry this morning.

    The cruel **** didn't even flinch when it was killed, he just stood there trying to look cool in his sunglasses

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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