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Four Kind Of Sex

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  • 23-01-2011 11:22pm
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    coldfire1x
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭


    There are four kinds of sex :
    HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
    BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
    HALL SEX – After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “F*** YOU”
    COURTROOM SEX – When your wife and her lawyer F*** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you’ve got.


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    #2
    diamondp
    Registered Users Posts: 119 ✭✭diamondp


    4 types of sex and i cant get one. not right just not right


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    #3
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Four kinds of sex....
    Grab a jar of lube, hand over your wallet and you're ready for any of them....:D


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