Good one liners for Fianna Fail canvassers ?

PatsytheNazi · 22-01-2011 11:12am #1

Any good one liners for the Soldiers of corruption, cronyism and incompetence when they come knocking at your door or hassling you on the street ?

And I know most of you will want to get the dig into the rest of the party's, but could we leave this thread specifically for the Soldiers of corruption, cronyism and incompetence.

Ulysses Gaze · 22-01-2011 11:13am

Soldiers of Destiny? Soldiers of Bankruptcy more like it.

stimpson · 22-01-2011 11:14am

Get off my land.

Dardania · 22-01-2011 11:29am

"Seriously?"

stovelid · 22-01-2011 11:31am

Fuck off.

PatsytheNazi · 22-01-2011 11:36am

Ok I'll throw one or two in myself - " How much do Fianna Fail give you in a brown paper bag for doing this ? "

" And where do FF get the money to put into brown paper bags, the Irish tax payer, the EU, the IMF ? "

Micky Dolenz · 22-01-2011 11:36am

You got a purty mouth, boy.

Aldebaran · 22-01-2011 11:37am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_-e_iSFE6g

the purple tin · 22-01-2011 11:40am

"one hand shandy gets you one vote" ziiiip

gregers85 · 22-01-2011 11:40am

trespassers will be shot! Survivors will be shot again!

stimpson · 22-01-2011 11:43am

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

You got a purty mouth, boy.

I am so going to use that.

ChunkyLover_53 · 22-01-2011 11:48am

FF Canvasser: Hello, just calling to see if you'll support us in the upcoming election?

You: Sorry there's nobody in.

FF Canvasser: Oh sorry do you not live here? is the house owner here?

You: Oh I live here but I'm not in.

FF Canvasser: I'm sorry i don't understand I'm talking to you now?

You: I Don't accept that. I don't accept the premise of your argument. Although it appears the IMF the owner is in I'm not, and I'd like to reassure you I'm not and that I'm in a financially sound state. You'll be the first to know when I return.