Excuses

Shanotheslayer · 21-01-2011 10:02pm #1

Hi all,

Looking for good excuses not to attend a 21st birthday party at the last minute, it's on now and I don't want to go. Couldn't be arsed to go.

Has anyone got any good excuses that I can say to her?

Regards,

Shano

keithm1 · 21-01-2011 10:03pm

Dog ate your last fiddy no mon no fun

Kiera · 21-01-2011 10:03pm

You slipped in the shower and did you back in or twisted your knee?

21-01-2011 10:05pm

You slept with her mother

phasers · 21-01-2011 10:05pm

Just don't go and then if anybody asks say "Oh was that last night? I forgot"

KeithM89_old · 21-01-2011 10:05pm

A good porno came on and you dont want to miss it...

21-01-2011 10:06pm

Hey,

Sorry but I can't be arsed.

strokemyclover · 21-01-2011 10:07pm

RSVP: You're a prick!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 21-01-2011 10:07pm

Suffering from Wine Flu

Kiera · 21-01-2011 10:08pm

You fell asleep on the couch...

sonic85 · 21-01-2011 10:08pm

sorry cant make it - i seem to have contracted a nasty case of genital warts

Aldebaran · 21-01-2011 10:10pm

Just say you were there and then photoshop yourself into the photos when they inevitably appear on Facebook.

whatsamsn · 21-01-2011 10:38pm

Kiera wrote: »

You fell asleep on the couch...

Good one. But easy to see through as being bs :P
Then again, cancelling last minute will always look like BS no matter what you say. Thats why we decline in advance op :P

But seriously. ... yeah you might as well say anything cause no matter what you say the Birthday person in question is going to think you're a dick for cancelling last minute.

Insect Overlord · 21-01-2011 10:40pm

"Sorry Mister Smithers, I can't make it in today. I have small-pox!
Yup! See you tomorrow!"

JohnathanM · 21-01-2011 10:42pm

Your cock fell off, and you have to stay perfectly still until the glue dries.

Kiera · 21-01-2011 10:44pm

whatsamsn wrote: »

Good one. But easy to see through as being bs :P
Then again, cancelling last minute will always look like BS no matter what you say. Thats why we decline in advance op :P

But seriously. ... yeah you might as well say anything cause no matter what you say the Birthday person in question is going to think you're a dick for cancelling last minute.

It works believe me. "i fell asleep on the couch and my bloody phone was still on silent from work"

Hulk Hands · 21-01-2011 10:46pm

Working

It was your Cousins/Aunt's/Grandparents anniniversary mass or engagement party etc and your parents made you go.

The flu

Elohim · 21-01-2011 10:48pm

Why do ya have to go anyways since you obviously don't like the person?

beanie. · 21-01-2011 10:48pm

Migrane

BOHtox · 21-01-2011 10:49pm

My hamster is extremely depressed and in a suicidal state and to leave him on his own wouldn't be the best

21-01-2011 10:52pm

Tell them your old school St. Deco's called and you have to retake the leaving because they accidentally switched your results with the class brainiac who has been working as a toilet cleaner since.

BOHtox · 21-01-2011 10:53pm

I have explosive diarrhoea

Big Lar · 21-01-2011 10:55pm

Text 1
Stomach bug, on the bowl as I text.

Next text... A few minutes later

Do you know any shops that deliver toilet paper and sudo cream ?

RussellTuring · 21-01-2011 10:56pm

Jesus, how many people are having their 21st this weekend? I'm supposed to be goin to two or three tomorrow. Just tell them you're broke but you'll try make it anyway. If that won't work, you have the pig sickness.

foxinsox · 21-01-2011 11:03pm

don't send any text..

if you can text you know about it...

no text.. leaves an air of mystery..

they'll wonder where you are..

felt really sick, lay down for a bit and then it was Saturday!!