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  • 21-01-2011 4:09pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,295 ✭✭✭


    A recent study asked a group of women if their c**ts twitched after sex.

    98% said

    "No, he just lays there scratching his balls
    __________________________

    A Guy walks into the London Job Centre seeing a job offer for a gynaecologist assistant.

    He takes the card to the assistant who tells him what the job entails.

    You are expected to shave the pubic hair off then rub cream all over the shaved area.

    The salary is £84,000 per annum. He said I'll take it; 'right' you need to go to Glasgow.

    Is that where the job is?






    No; it's the end of the queue.
    __________________________

    Three old men are seeing a psychologist who is testing them for dementia.

    The psychologist says to the first old man,

    "What is three times three ?"

    "274" was his reply.

    The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn.

    What is three times three"?

    "Tuesday" replies the second man.

    The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn.

    What's three times three"?

    "Nine" says the third man.

    "That's great" says the psychologist.

    "How did you get that"?

    "Simple" says the third man.





    "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday".

    ____________________________

    I love my job as an impressionist.



    My mate’s blind sister thinks she has sucked off David Beckham, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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