Kittens in a box !!!

Galway Ronan

Brian Cowen was out driving one day when he sees a little lad by the side of the road holding a box.

Curious, he stops the car and walks over and says "What's in the box kid?"

The little lad says "Kittens and they're brand new".

Cowen laughs and asks "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Fianna Failers," the boy answers.

"Oh that's cute," says Cowen as he drives off.

A couple of days later Cowen & Lenihan are driving by when Cowen spies the lad still there with his box.

Cowen tells Lenihan to pull over so that they can have a word with the lad.

Cowen asks the boy to tell Lenihan what kind of kittens they are.

"Fine Gaelers," the boy says.

"Whoah!" Cowen says. "I came by here the other day and you told me they were Fianna Failers. What's up?"

"Well," the boy says, "their eyes have opened now."

Ronan in Galway...

Sarky

I get political jokes.

Fago!

I don't because politics is gay!! Not unlike twix bars, but that's an argument for another day.

Lapin

Twix bars aren't gay.

Twirls are.

Squarewave

Flakes are gayer than a pink wafer at a gay biscuit convention.

James T Kirk

Ah sure...