What Do I Do?

admiralofthefleet

so, this day 2 weeks ill be 30. im not looking forward to it (nobody likes getting old) and have only organised a piss up with a few sammiches thrown in on the saturday before the day

so, people what should i do to drown my sorrows?

inb4 hooker, ect...

martic

Vote Fianna Fail

W.Shakes-Beer

Take out life assurance.

Patri

30 isn't old, you could be thirty flirty and thriving!









Ya I'm gonna go now.

Napper Hawkins

Get a sex change.

TimeToShine

OP can't inb4 noob

squod

Hookers and coke

foxinsox

30?

You are but a child in the grand scheme of things

The least planned get-togethers always seem to work out the best..

There should be no sorrows to drown..

Just enjoy the fact that you have the knowledge of 30 years squashed into your head..

Enjoy

OutlawPete

Buy a small pack of Werther's Original, the big packs take some working up to.

thenutflush

Don't worry man, you'll still be able to dick about for the next few years and will be capable of having children in 10 years time.

Women, on the other hand...!!!

stepbar

Do a Charlie Sheen.... Drop 20k on hookers some weekend...

deathrider

Get someone else to pay for the sandwiches.

Son Of A Vidic

OP - Your life is only starting ffs! What's with the negative vibe? You're only as old as you feel, or the woman you feel. Seriously though, have a lash because it's only a number not a sentence.

TeddyTedson

Why are we all pretending 30 is young.
If you were living in Zimbabwe you'd only have 5 years left.

Metallergy

whats in a number man, you think that fifty-something uncle who hits the niteclubs for girls more suited to your age group gave a toss about turning 30?! its nothing.. heck before you realize it you'll be approaching 40.

foxinsox

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Why are we all pretending 30 is young.
If you were living in Zimbabwe you'd only have 5 years left.

I'm pretending 30 is young because it's a while since I was 30

So Yay... 30 is soooo young!

So is 40 Yay!!

So is 50 Yay!!

Gunsfortoys

Better over the hill than under it.

Tesco Massacre

Is 'sandwiches' a euphemism, or are you actually having sandwiches to celebrate your 30th?

I mean, I like sandwiches as much as the next man but you should push the boat out a wee bit for such a big day. Have you tried paninis?

Mr.Crinklewood

Climb on a ducks back, then make it scuba dive on a skateboard to Trim.

claireeney

seriously is 30 something to freak out about??? i was holding out for 40...better start now then.....where's the crying emoticon??? am i that old that they've gone out of fashion?!?!?

orourkeda

Sounds like a gang bang is required.

Mr.Crinklewood

orourkeda wrote: »

Sounds like a gang bang is required.

x x ;-)

phasers

get yourself a pipe and slippers, and fall asleep during... Match of the day? I don't know what old people watch.

TeddyTedson

foxinsox wrote: »

I'm pretending 30 is young because it's a while since I was 30

So Yay... 30 is soooo young!

So is 40 Yay!!

So is 50 Yay!!

To be honest I won't think i'm old either when I reach 30, well I doubt it anyway. If you think about it 0-18 is kind of tedious. Then you might be 22 when you start work, so that's like 8 years of real life.
Very cliche but people really need to stop thinking they're old and start enjoying their life. When you get old I imagine you'll bloody know it! You won't be asking people am I old, you'll be annoying the feck out of everyone else with your ridiculously slow driving!
Also on the women front, Brad Pitt and George Clooney are both almost 50. :cool:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

paint some crows white

fonecrusher1

Mannequin party.

Metallergy

well whatever you do, be sure to do it in your own trademark style.

Dangerous Man

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

so, this day 2 weeks ill be 30. im not looking forward to it (nobody likes getting old) and have only organised a piss up with a few sammiches thrown in on the saturday before the day

so, people what should i do to drown my sorrows?

inb4 hooker, ect...

Well - you're never going to get a proper answer in this kip. Anyway, you should probably disregard EVERYTHING so far and pay close attention to me - now.


You should do a number of things.
The first thing is don't even bother to drown your sorrows. You'll just wake up the next day hungover and still thirty -and still miserable.
So, cancel the beers and take a long hard look at yourself. Where do you want to be in your life? What are your goals - your dreams? What is it that you wanted to be as a kid - do you still want to be a pilot or a fireman? Are you happy working in that office? Well, you better be - 'cos you're not getting anywhere near a plane or a fire brigade. You're too fukcing old.

Happy birthday.

Jesus Wept

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Mannequin party.

Not much about this on google.
lol?

scientific1982

Wise up. You're only a pup.

namelessguy

Well you had a good run. All that's left to do is take the honourable route

Trog

I reckon a dangerwank is still a thrill at 30...

Metallergy

namelessguy wrote: »

Well you had a good run. All that's left to do is take the honourable route

yes do a logan and flake out of adulthood.

have you even been born yet? life only 'begins' at 60 here, everyone knows that. once 40 you'll have a voice n not need these damned machines to communicate

Metallergy

oh you mean is there anything going on about the town that night, don't ya.. *ahem* well find yourself an event guide.

AskMyChocolate

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

so, this day 2 weeks ill be 30. im not looking forward to it (nobody likes getting old) and have only organised a piss up with a few sammiches thrown in on the saturday before the day

so, people what should i do to drown my sorrows?

inb4 hooker, ect...

I feel your pain Admiral, I'm 41 myself today and it's even more depressing than turning forty, as now I'm " in my forties". But if a lady of the night followed by electro-convulsive therapy doesn't help I really don't know what else to suggest.

Happy Birthday btw.

xXxkorixXx

*tut tut, tut* 30 is not old!!! the more ye think about it, the more it will be on your consience so stop! jiust let it happen and go with the flow!

30 is not old would ya get over it