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20-01-2011 10:30pm

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OneForTheTeam

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So I was texting my friends gf she is getting a new puppy and I text her " Can't wait to see your pussy" Stupid nokia predictive text put pussy instead of puppy.

What will I do just wait and see what goes from here

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#2 20-01-2011 10:32pm

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go for the ride noob

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#3 20-01-2011 10:33pm

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Fake your own death without further ado.

Your friend will be heading over to yours with a gun and a spade!

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#4 20-01-2011 10:33pm

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OneForTheTeam wrote: »

So I was texting my friends gf she is getting a new puppy and I text her " Can't wait to see your pussy" Stupid nokia predictive text put pussy instead of puppy.

What will I do just wait and see what goes from here

Nah will be grand, just ask her to buy you some coal and hope predictive text fails on her too

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#5 20-01-2011 10:33pm

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OneForTheTeam wrote: »

So I was texting my friends gf she is getting a new puppy and I text her " Can't wait to see your pussy" Stupid nokia predictive text put pussy instead of puppy.

What will I do just wait and see what goes from here

If she's under 50 I think she'll understand :D

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#6 20-01-2011 10:34pm

martin regan

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mad for pussy

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#7 20-01-2011 10:36pm

mstan

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Thanks for sharing that with us. Unfortunately though, I dont actually give a f**k.

Plus Im calling total BS on this story

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#8 20-01-2011 10:36pm

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Just say you meant to say puppy.

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#9 20-01-2011 10:37pm

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OneForTheTeam wrote: »

So I was texting my friends gf she is getting a new puppy and I text her " Can't wait to see your pussy" Stupid nokia predictive text put pussy instead of puppy.

What will I do just wait and see what goes from here

Same kind of thing happened to me once- I texted a girl "Cant wait to f*ck your pussy"

While the text was embarrassing it was nothing compared to the charge of bestiality

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#10 20-01-2011 10:37pm

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Believe in yourself.

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#11 20-01-2011 10:40pm

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OneForTheTeam wrote: »

So I was texting my friends gf she is getting a new puppy and I text her " Can't wait to see your pussy" Stupid nokia predictive text put pussy instead of puppy.

What will I do just wait and see what goes from here

Just get used to being in the dog house for a few weeks

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#12 20-01-2011 10:47pm

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baz2009 wrote: »

Just say you meant to say puppy.

Too easy...

To be honest, I'd be be a bit concerned if a mate of mine was texting someone i was going out with...

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#13 20-01-2011 10:50pm

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Dravokivich wrote: »

Too easy...

To be honest, I'd be be a bit concerned if a mate of mine was texting someone i was going out with...

Good thing we are not mates

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#14 20-01-2011 10:51pm

Chris Martin

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HURRY UP AND CORRECT YOURSELF?!?!

"Yeah realised I said pussy instead of pussy...
Just though I'd give it a few minutes to settle in..."

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#15 20-01-2011 10:59pm

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OneForTheTeam wrote: »

So I was texting my friends gf she is getting a new puppy and I text her " Can't wait to see your pussy" Stupid nokia predictive text put pussy instead of puppy.

What will I do just wait and see what goes from here

Text her the following

just to be clear, I know you just got a new puppy but my earlier text was in no way referring to that. I would really like to see your vag. Yours etc.

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#16 20-01-2011 11:00pm

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OneForTheTeam wrote: »

So I was texting my friends gf she is getting a new puppy and I text her " Can't wait to see your pussy" Stupid nokia predictive text put pussy instead of puppy.

What will I do just wait and see what goes from here

Amazing.
Simply amazing

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#17 20-01-2011 11:18pm

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Can I use this as an excuse for shagging my girlfriends dog?

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#18 20-01-2011 11:42pm

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OneForTheTeam wrote: »

So I was texting my friends gf she is getting a new puppy and I text her " Can't wait to see your pussy" Stupid nokia predictive text put pussy instead of puppy.

What will I do just wait and see what goes from here

she obviously did not go rushing over to ya.

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#19 20-01-2011 11:44pm

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tell her that you were only having the archa

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#20 20-01-2011 11:55pm

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Taliyah Some Statement wrote: »

tell her that you were only having the archa

this joke is so book

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