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Why is Marty Morrissey regarded as a sex symbol ?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    A sex symbol on planet Zog?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    all the wimmins who have a podge and rodge fetish must have a thing for him as he is like the long lost o'leprosy brother


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,204 ✭✭✭amacca


    lucozader wrote: »
    I have always found him to be a gross looking auld lad to be honest

    http://www.showbiz.ie/photos/2010-05-liz-kidney--marty-morrissey.jpg

    who regards him as a sex symbol...are they human females?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Someone's got a little tipsy and started confusing "sleazy" with "sexy" again. He looks like a serial sex pest (sorry Marty).

    Who's the bird? His significant other or a hired escort or what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Never heard of him but looking at that ....picture there's hope for anybody who ever aspires to be a sex symbol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    amacca wrote: »
    who regards him as a sex symbol...are they human females?

    Feckin ferengi women love him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0f36wcOZS3kQvrQTIodHCMg8QrT7eTjLnbzz8CQ6R2LtSwqQ_jg
    Because of this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,072 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Well he's better looking than his brothers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭Banjaxed82




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,455 ✭✭✭✭Monty Burnz


    lucozader wrote: »
    I have always found him to be a gross looking auld lad to be honest

    http://www.showbiz.ie/photos/2010-05-liz-kidney--marty-morrissey.jpg
    That's Marty on the right?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Anyone ever meet him. He is an absolute sleaze!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Did anyone else see him on the news last Friday? He looked like he had fake tan on and they'd dressed him in a brown leather jacket á la David Brent in The Office.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,204 ✭✭✭amacca


    Anyone ever meet him. He is an absolute sleaze!

    Doesn't like to pay for his own drinks supposedly

    the fuppin backstard!


    I'm sure if you looked like that you'd have to try riding anything to improve your average so I don't really see how he has any chance but to be a sleaze.


    I'm a sleaze because I get a perverse pleasure out of it...just thought I'd share.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,371 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    I think it's to do with irony


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    lucozader wrote: »
    Why is marty morrissey regarded as a sex symbol?
    http://www.showbiz.ie/photos/2010-05-liz-kidney--marty-morrissey.jpg

    Have you been chatting to the concussed in the A&E again..?

    Maybe they just said "Morrissey" meaning the mopey prick with the flower....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    He wouldn't look outta place dressed as a priest in Fr Ted tbh

    as jack might say '' sex symbol my feckin arse ''


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,204 ✭✭✭amacca


    Daroxtar wrote: »
    I think it's to do with irony

    cosmic?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    amacca wrote: »
    Doesn't like to pay for his own drinks supposedly

    the fuppin backstard!


    I'm sure if you looked like that you'd have to try riding anything to improve your average so I don't really see how he has any chance but to be a sleaze.


    I'm a sleaze because I get a perverse pleasure out of it...just thought I'd share.
    It was at a free dinner now that you mention it :eek:

    He makes so many pervy jokes as soon as women leave, he's unreal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    When he takes off the fake bald wig he's a ride!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,204 ✭✭✭amacca


    It was at a free dinner now that you mention it :eek:

    I find that unsurprising to say the least
    He makes so many pervy jokes as soon as women leave, he's unreal.

    I don't wait for the women to leave...it seems he is a more evolved sleaze than me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    he's no Marty Whelan!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    I don't even....

    I can't even...

    No..

    No..

    Never ever ever..


    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 344 ✭✭DJKendo


    He has an elongated penis

    /thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 299 ✭✭Metallergy


    same reason this man is the 'sexiest man in ireland'

    http://www.herald.ie/multimedia/archive/00203/1609_Baz_H_203894t.jpg


    just for laughs. marty looks like the hunchback of notre dame, ffs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Who the hell is he? ...never even heard of him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,204 ✭✭✭amacca


    foxinsox wrote: »
    I don't even....

    I can't even...

    No..

    No..

    Never ever ever..


    :eek:

    That is the sort of reaction I would expect most rational women to have.

    on the basis of looks anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,204 ✭✭✭amacca


    Who the hell is he? ...never even heard of him.

    GAA sideline interviews, radio sports reports...gaga head

    when I seen him on TV first I kept expecting a princess to try and kiss him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    amacca wrote: »
    That is the sort of reaction I would expect most rational women to have.

    on the basis of looks anyway


    me?

    moi?

    rational?


    MWAHahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :D:p

    still no..

    no..

    never..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    If your sister ,daughter or woife brought him home .....

    well there be only moider in da house


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 299 ✭✭Metallergy




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