Fantasy Government

drunkmonkey

So who would you put in what positions?

Much like fantasy soccer with a bit of top trumps added in.

I'll kick things off with my placement of Toireasa Ferris as Minister for Foreign Affairs.

Strength - 3
Sex Appeal - 9
Lastability - 9
Qualifications - 7
Experience - 5

Reason for choosing for positions, would portray a young and youthful image or Ireland ready to embrace the next generation.

Rosahane

Yeah! We need a Sinn Fein Minister for Finance;)

After all they have a lot of experience of taking the money from the banks instead of handing it to them

thetonynator

I think it should be durability, not lastability. :P

Mr Cawley

MINISTER FOR STICKIN' IT TO YA'/FA

Pat Rabitte/Mickey Noonan

Loudness 7
Rage 8 (Pat)
Smartarse-ed-ness 9 (Noonan)

Colmo52

Michael O Leary(Ryanair) Taoiseach and Minister for Health.

Travel is good

Bill Cullen - Minister for Enterprise & Innovation (with Jackie Lavin as sidekick also!)

David McWilliams - Minister for Finance & Economics (new post)

Eddie Hobbs - Minister for Consumer Affairs

Absolutely no Healy-Raes as Ministers for anything!

The Waltzing Consumer

drunkmonkey wrote: »

So who would you put in what positions?

Much like fantasy soccer with a bit of top trumps added in.

I'll kick things off with my placement of Toireasa Ferris as Minister for Foreign Affairs.

Strength - 3
Sex Appeal - 9
Lastability - 9
Qualifications - 7
Experience - 5

Reason for choosing for positions, would portray a young and youthful image or Ireland ready to embrace the next generation.

Do we really need a heartless cow who would not even condemn the murdering of an Irish Garda as a new image for the world?

"Hey, kill our Guards and we won't condemn you" :rolleyes:
Great symbol

pajor

Minister for Enterprise, Trade and Innovation - Michael Lowry

Cos North Tipp needs a super casino, it really does :pac:

drunkmonkey

It also needs a beach and should probably invade Clare but we'll leave that for another thread!


Surprised nobody has mentioned a certain Fina Gael candidate to challenge Mrs Ferris for the foreign affairs role yet.

PeterIanStaker

Ron Jeremy as minister for Finance, hopefully he'll shaft the banks!

Wide Road

Mr Cawley wrote: »

MINISTER FOR STICKIN' IT TO YA'/FA

Pat Rabitte/Mickey Noonan

Loudness 7
Rage 8 (Pat)
Smartarse-ed-ness 9 (Noonan)

A lovely duo,
Rabbit, I've information that will shake the state to it's foundation. (How many years ago was that)?
Noonan quit as FG leader with 25 FG TDs (I think), not to mention his time as Minister for Health.
"Fantasy Government".

gandalf

Wide Road I wonder how many TD's Cowen will leave FF with after this GE?

johngalway

Wide Road wrote: »

Noonan quit as FG leader with 25 FG TDs

It was a rather uneven playing field, given that Bbbbbertie, remember him?, bought the election and sold us all down the river in one fell swoop.

Wide Road

gandalf wrote: »

Wide Road I wonder how many TD's Cowen will leave FF with after this GE?

So do I.
Is there a tie in with this thread, it's called "Fantasy Government"?

Wide Road

johngalway wrote: »

It was a rather uneven playing field, given that Bbbbbertie, remember him?, bought the election and sold us all down the river in one fell swoop.

I think the word youre trying to get out is Bertie, is it?
It's unusual in my opinion that people with an impediment type the same as they speak. Am I correct?
After all that, you're way off topic.