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  • 20-01-2011 11:31am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,295 ✭✭✭


    Who is the most popular man in a Nudist Colony?
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    The man who can carry two cups of coffee and nine doughnuts at the same time!!!

    Who is the most popular woman in a Nudist Colony?
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    The woman who can eat the last doughnut!!!

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    Apparently the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.

    So every morning I slap the wife and say "2 sugars, fat arse."
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    Europe has decided it is no longer acceptable to call people illegal immigrants
    or asylum seekers.

    They should now be addressed as

    "Travellers Without Authority To Stay."or T.W.A.T.S for short.

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    Little boy lost in Tesco's,

    A man says "are you lost?"

    The boy says "Yes."

    The man asks "What's your mummy like?"


    The boy says "Big willies and Bacardi Breezers."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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