Are You Addicted to Boards.ie?

newbie4life

So I see that thread today about ''I'm Approaching My 1,000 post etc etc...'' and an uncomfortable question lodges in my brain. Have long term boardsies substituted communication on this site for real, meaningful human interaction?

Did this poster feel proud about their 1,000th post? Did they feel like a ''village elder'' or something. Does their 1,000th post mean they've come of age?

Personally, I think people with over 100 posts are, with all respect, lonely, isolated, sad, possibly overweight, unknown to women, thinly bearded, mother fixated, 40 year old, comic book store guys/girls.

And as for mods- they spend their time sheparding these flocks of sorry afterbirths around this blasted cyber-heath. Pathetic.

My advice to all boardsies over 100 posts would be take a walk or read a book. Maybe even try talking to a girl/guy.

Later losers.

Gunsfortoys

Thanks Dr.Phil.:rolleyes:

chin_grin

Aw the poor poor boo boo. Did you throw all your toys out of the cot? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :rolleyes:

EDIT: I hope you realise that a machine you already post off and then rereg the mods will get your "usual" account? Nice one.

(I'm pretty sure that's true..............I hope it is..............)

TanG411

Well rather than using Facebook, or wasting time on various internet sites, some of us are helping others by coming onto boards and posting. It doesn't take 10 minutes to make about 2/3 posts on different topics. In three months or so, you'll have over 100 posts.

My post count is 1.55 per day. That's not much, but I've been on boards for nearly three years. Somedays I won't post, some I'll post 10 - 20 times, it all averages out in the end.

Boardsies aren't sad.

CoalBucket

Worst attempt at a troll for a while

GLaDOS

newbie4life wrote: »

Did this poster feel proud about their 1,000th post? Did they feel like a ''village elder'' or something. Does their 1,000th post mean they've come of age?

1000 posts ain't nothin'

Latchy

With that username OP you always will be to .....

Dravokivich

yes... i do all my correspondence via boards. it's handy to have everything all tied up in 1 central outlet...

PrincessLola

newbie4life

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Kiera

newbie4life wrote: »

So I see that thread today about ''I'm Approaching My 1,000 post etc etc...'' and an uncomfortable question lodges in my brain. Have long term boardsies substituted communication on this site for real, meaningful human interaction?

Did this poster feel proud about their 1,000th post? Did they feel like a ''village elder'' or something. Does their 1,000th post mean they've come of age?

Personally, I think people with over 100 posts are, with all respect, lonely, isolated, sad, possibly overweight, unknown to women, thinly bearded, mother fixated, 40 year old, comic book store guys/girls.

And as for mods- they spend their time sheparding these flocks of sorry afterbirths around this blasted cyber-heath. Pathetic.

My advice to all boardsies over 100 posts would be take a walk or read a book. Maybe even try talking to a girl/guy.

Later losers.

lonely - I've too many people around me tbh. Could do with more alone time.
isolated - read above.
sad - I'm a really happy camper most of the time. I dont get sad that much.
possibly overweight - size 10/12 is overweight now?
unknown to women - Ya silly Billy, i iz a woman
thinly bearded - damn right! In fact i dont have any beard, thank god
mother fixated - Love my Mam yes. But i cut those apron strings when i was 18.
40 year old - Close. I'm 31.
comic book store guys/girls - I prefer books tbh.

Later losers - Bubye

Mint Sauce

newbie4life wrote: »

So I see that thread today about ''I'm Approaching My 1,000 post etc etc...'' and an uncomfortable question lodges in my brain. Have long term boardsies substituted communication on this site for real, meaningful human interaction?

Did this poster feel proud about their 1,000th post? Did they feel like a ''village elder'' or something. Does their 1,000th post mean they've come of age?

Personally, I think people with over 100 posts are, with all respect, lonely, isolated, sad, possibly overweight, unknown to women, thinly bearded, mother fixated, 40 year old, comic book store guys/girls.

And as for mods- they spend their time sheparding these flocks of sorry afterbirths around this blasted cyber-heath. Pathetic.

My advice to all boardsies over 100 posts would be take a walk or read a book. Maybe even try talking to a girl/guy.

Later losers.

Nice 1st post.

:rolleyes:

hondasam

newbie4life wrote: »

So I see that thread today about ''I'm Approaching My 1,000 post etc etc...'' and an uncomfortable question lodges in my brain. Have long term boardsies substituted communication on this site for real, meaningful human interaction?

Did this poster feel proud about their 1,000th post? Did they feel like a ''village elder'' or something. Does their 1,000th post mean they've come of age?

Personally, I think people with over 100 posts are, with all respect, lonely, isolated, sad, possibly overweight, unknown to women, thinly bearded, mother fixated, 40 year old, comic book store guys/girls.

And as for mods- they spend their time sheparding these flocks of sorry afterbirths around this blasted cyber-heath. Pathetic.

My advice to all boardsies over 100 posts would be take a walk or read a book. Maybe even try talking to a girl/guy.

Later losers.

go away ya loser.

BBDBB

thankyou OP

your incisive and well reasoned post has made me realise the error of my ways and henceforth I shall do as you suggest because I am that gullible and lonely that I will do what someone on the internet tells me to do


you are a saint and have changed my life

please continue with your work and attempt to get more people to do the same

Latchy

What an original first post .....

the future looks dim Tim

hondasam

newbie4life wrote: »

So I see that thread today about ''I'm Approaching My 1,000 post etc etc...'' and an uncomfortable question lodges in my brain. Have long term boardsies substituted communication on this site for real, meaningful human interaction?

Did this poster feel proud about their 1,000th post? Did they feel like a ''village elder'' or something. Does their 1,000th post mean they've come of age?

Personally, I think people with over 100 posts are, with all respect, lonely, isolated, sad, possibly overweight, unknown to women, thinly bearded, mother fixated, 40 year old, comic book store guys/girls.

And as for mods- they spend their time sheparding these flocks of sorry afterbirths around this blasted cyber-heath. Pathetic.

My advice to all boardsies over 100 posts would be take a walk or read a book. Maybe even try talking to a girl/guy.

Later losers.

Did a mod upset you under a different username ?

you seem angry.

Catsmokinpot

Just on here to see what's happening with my precious stargate and I see your post. I don't post that often any-more, maybe just to ask this most helpful community questions about various things I'm interested outside of the internet, and to talk about general crap from time to time, but it's certainly not an addiction.

You should stay lurking under that bridge, troll.

Bowlardo

ScienceNerd wrote: »

1000 posts ain't nothin'

show off

biko

newbie4life wrote: »

So I see that thread today about ''I'm Approaching My 1,000 post etc etc...'' and an uncomfortable question lodges in my brain. Have long term boardsies substituted communication on this site for real, meaningful human interaction?

Thanks for taking the time to register and let us know.

Bowlardo

68 posts i feel so inadequate
Although i give a lot of thumbs up...more thumbs up that barrymore had fists up......

--LOS--

addicted and proud :cool:

newbie4life wrote: »

Have long term boardsies substituted communication on this site for real, meaningful human interaction?

This site has brought me real, meaningful human interaction.

TeddyTedson

newbie4life wrote: »

So I see that thread today about ''I'm Approaching My 1,000 post etc etc...'' and an uncomfortable question lodges in my brain. Have long term boardsies substituted communication on this site for real, meaningful human interaction?

Did this poster feel proud about their 1,000th post? Did they feel like a ''village elder'' or something. Does their 1,000th post mean they've come of age?

Personally, I think people with over 100 posts are, with all respect, lonely, isolated, sad, possibly overweight, unknown to women, thinly bearded, mother fixated, 40 year old, comic book store guys/girls.

And as for mods- they spend their time sheparding these flocks of sorry afterbirths around this blasted cyber-heath. Pathetic.

My advice to all boardsies over 100 posts would be take a walk or read a book. Maybe even try talking to a girl/guy.

Later losers.

You're talking about me right? :cool:

StupidLikeAFox

newbie4life wrote: »

**** your boards.ie I have a life outside

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MrStuffins

Bowlardo wrote: »

68 posts i feel so inadequate
Although i give a lot of thumbs up...more thumbs up that barrymore had fists up......

hahaha, Jaysus!

johnmcdnl

newbie4life wrote: »

My advice to all boardsies over 100 posts would be take a walk or read a book. Maybe even try talking to a girl/guy.

Later losers.

What about the poor people in the literature forum???

and that guy who tried to chat up his teacher :cool:

WallyGUFC

It's people like you OP that challenge my allegiance and quest for the magic 1,000 posts. But then I think of the moment that 1,000th post is written and forget about social recluses like you!

Gwan the boards!

Asphyxia

I love boards

I love the people and posting about stuff Addicted... maybe :rolleyes:

If you don't like it then get off the site! Simples

Son Of A Vidic

Serious Troll failure!

Oh the incompetence of it.

Up-n-atom!

A lot of love has gone into that description: "unknown to women, thinly bearded...guys/girls". Me down to a tee - and I'll have you know I'm using hair-removal products these days!

gar120

I could leave anytime I want. I just choose not too!

jackie1974

I just joined but i'm half way to earning my Loser badge, any day now, wicked excited.

Wolfe Tone

Its all about 10k

smokie2008

Really hope an Admin comes on and tells us how many posts his 'real' account has.
They'll be able to get it via the IP address.