Wednesday 3

MonkieSocks

My missus and I were at home watching TV.

I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

She became more and more annoyed and finally said,

"For God's sake, just leave it on the porn channel!

You already know how to fish!"

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Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she
met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, “Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan
and didn’t I marry ye and yer husband 2 years ago?”

She replied, “Aye, that ye did, Father.”

The Father asked, “And be there any wee ones yet?”

She replied, “No, not yet, Father.”

The Father said, “Well now, I’m going to Rome next week and I’ll
light a candle for ye and yer husband.”

She replied, “Oh, thank ye, Father.” They parted ways.

Some years later they met again.

The Father asked, “Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?”

She replied, “Oh, very well, Father!”

The Father asked, “And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?”

She replied,

“Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!”

The Father said, “That’s wonderful!” How is yer loving husband
doing?”

She replied, “E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin’ candle”

coldfire1x

First one was really good

dh0661

coldfire1x wrote: »

First one was really good

Yea - lets him down badly, doesn't it