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Wednesday 2

  • 19-01-2011 2:36pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    Another great day!

    Been to the gym, had a nice hot shower and I've just picked up a bottle of home brew off a neighbour for this afternoon.

    I've got a few spliffs rolled up for the XBox tournament with the lads, after which I'll muck about online with some porn and gambling sites...

    I fookin love prison!

    _________________

    Took a girl home after clubbing last night.

    After a few drinks at my place, we went upstairs and while we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said

    "l hope that’s not that fat coont from last week".


    The girl said "What the fook was that?”

    l said "it’s that bloody memory foam mattress.
    _________________


    Johnny was sat in his Biology lesson when all of a sudden the teacher shouted across the classroom,

    "Johnny! I said, how do you make a hormone?!"



    Apparently, "put it in her arse" was not the correct answer...

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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