I'm the godamn Antichrist!

Coriolanus

So I was reading my Bible (to arm myself against the Godly, as all righteous Gropagas should) and I stumbled across this little tidbit.

(2 John 1:7) wrote:

Many deceivers, who do not acknowledge Jesus Christ as coming in the flesh, have gone out into the world. Any such person is the deceiver and the Antichrist.

So, without a hint of irony, I declare myself the Antichrist, destroyer of nations.

And I invite you all to declare yourselves too. :P

Dan133269

haha. Oh the Bible, you crack me up. Comedy so ahead of its time. Post this in the Christianity thread and see what they say.

GLaDOS

It doesn't mean it literally

Or maybe it does.

Someone flip a coin.


Also it says the antichrist, not an. So there can only be one. Bagsy.

Coriolanus

Dan133269 wrote: »

haha. Oh the Bible, you crack me up. Comedy so ahead of its time. Post this in the Christianity thread and see what they say.

I was going to but I'm somewhat proud of having only accrued one forum ban over the years.

Coriolanus

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Also it says the antichrist, not an. So there can only be one. Bagsy.

My name is Legion for a reason. :pac:

liamw

ScienceNerd wrote: »

It doesn't mean it literally

Or maybe it does.

Someone flip a coin.

It's only literal when it sounds reasonable in a modern context. This quote is metaphorical/out of context/a misinterpretation of god's word. Obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK7P7uZFf5o

ShooterSF

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Also it says the antichrist, not an. So there can only be one. Bagsy.

*Puts Queen's "Who want's to live forever?" on the stereo*

*Grabs sword and charges at Nerd"

THERE CAN BE ONLY OOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!!

Galvasean

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Also it says the antichrist, not an. So there can only be one. Bagsy.

Constructicons UNITE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0LebYaO6JQ

Zombrex

liamw wrote: »

It's only literal when it sounds reasonable in a modern context. This quote is metaphorical/out of context/a misinterpretation of god's word. Obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK7P7uZFf5o

Sweet Darwins beard it is like looking at a an animated cartoon of debates on the Christian forum.

I swear if someone tells me one more time I've no authority to judge the bad things God did I'm going to smack them in the mouth (metaphorically of course :pac:)

krudler

I'm the antichrist,and so's my wife.

gcgirl

I officially have the AntiChrist she is nearly 5 once she starts that's it her theme song is devil woman

Zombrex

so, antichrist in the Census anyone?

ShooterSF

Wicknight wrote: »

so, antichrist in the Census anyone?

Does it ask occupation?

Edit-

Thinking about it if I released an atheist book and sell it can I then where asked my occupation e.g for insurance details and such (or anywhere it's asked) I can put down professional antichrist?

L.Jenkins

Thinking to myself, if only I could only find a version of Denis Learys tune, I'm an Asshóle with a few lyrical alterations, i.e. Asshóle = Atheist.

So if being an Atheist means being the Antichrist, (that's why my parents must have called me Damien and no búllshít the number of letters in each of my names is 6 6 6) then I'm proud to be an atheist.

Canis Lupus

If you declare yourself an antichrist aren't you admitting by default that a christ exists.... I don't think is going to work out for us atheists.

Sofiztikated

A friend of mine who's birthday happens to be on the 6th of June, and the CVC code on his Mastercard happens to be 666. He also happens to to an evangelical athiest. He wants to lay claim to the antichrist title.

mikhail

Canis Lupus wrote: »

If you declare yourself an antichrist aren't you admitting by default that a christ exists.... I don't think is going to work out for us atheists.

It's all in the wording. I meet a definition of the antiChrist given by the Christian bible.

L.Jenkins

Canis Lupus wrote: »

If you declare yourself an antichrist aren't you admitting by default that a christ exists.... I don't think is going to work out for us atheists.

Here, we could just do so to give the believers aggro!

Gary L

Nevore wrote: »

So, without a hint of irony, I declare myself the Antichrist, destroyer of nations.

Possibly the greatest sentence ever.