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The wife got me a pole dancer for my birthday.

  • 18-01-2011 1:13pm
    #1
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭


    Not happy at all!

    The wife got me a pole dancer for my birthday, sounded good until they showed up.
    His name was Kristof, and he was from Krakow.

    Never lost a boner as quick in my life!
    :mad:


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  • #2
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Buy her a stripper...


























    ....and tell her to get cracking on that fùckin' wallpaper!


  • #3
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭gbee


    As I said in the other post, you must discipline your wife immediately, she is not supposed to enjoy YOUR present. ;(


  • #4
    darragh16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    She bought you a person? Is that legal?


  • #5
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I dont geddit? Have i lost my funny or is it you that has lost yours? :confused:


  • #6
    Xinkai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,587 ✭✭✭Xinkai


    Buy her a pole........














    Beat her to death with it.


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  • #7
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Racist


  • #8
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    It's just a cover. He's banging her.


  • #9
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,788 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    stovelid wrote: »
    It's just a cover.

    That's what she said when he got her a slanket for Christmas.


  • #10
    Jet Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Ride her sister. She wont be laughing then.


  • #11
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    How could she buy you a pole dancer without leaving the kitchen?


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  • #12
    JohnathanM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭JohnathanM


    Has nobody made the joke about how at least his wife got some sliding down a Pole yet?


  • #13
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Gucky wrote: »
    Not happy at all!

    The wife got me a pole dancer for my birthday, sounded good until they showed up.
    His name was Kristof, and he was from Krakow.

    Never lost a boner as quick in my life!
    :mad:
    Sounds like the op is angry that he lost his boner. Don't worry your old, pop a pill and you'll be right back up there givin him a pole


  • #14
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    You should have f*cked him anyway, that would show her.
    ....Proper f*cked!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-0_sL5AAVQ


  • #15
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Feel like you're not getting through to her?


  • #16
    darragh16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    What type of men are pole dancers? would their package not get in the way of all the sliding and such...


  • #17
    IrishGrimReaper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭IrishGrimReaper


    kill her


  • #18
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    darragh16 wrote: »
    What type of men are pole dancers? would their package not get in the way of all the sliding and such...

    Maybe he tucks it in?


  • #19
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭gbee


    Raze_them_all wrote: »
    pop a pill and you'll be right back up there givin him a pole

    Viagra, Levitra & Cialiis instructions say that if no sexual arousal takes place then nothing will happen. Which pill makes you a ho........?


  • #20
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Gucky wrote: »
    Not happy at all!

    The wife got me a pole dancer for my birthday, sounded good until they showed up.
    His name was Kristof, and he was from Krakow.

    Never lost a boner as quick in my life!
    :mad:

    Did you lose it in Kristof ?


  • #21
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Kiera wrote: »
    Maybe he tucks it in?
    in to his bum?:eek::eek:


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  • #22
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,610 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    darragh16 wrote: »
    What type of men are pole dancers?
    Ones from Krakow, Poland.


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