How To Train Your Girlfriend - ideas welcome!!

Richard Dower

Bit of fun for the lads and lasses

galwayrush

Girlfriend's train you......;)

Sykk

I'm sure making sandwiches is pretty self explanitory

Doom

send her over to me, she'll come back like a porn star;)

Links234

tell her she's in charge, as if she doesn't know that already. she's trained.

Coriolanus

Stick a bridle on her and get a switch. Never know she might be into it and if not she'll still learn to behave in a hurry.

RachaelVO

galwayrush wrote: »

Girlfriend's train you......;)

I'd listen to this guy if I was you, very wise words

phasers

If she needs training you're doing it wrong

tman

galwayrush wrote: »

Girlfriend's train you......;)

Only in Soviet Russia...

ladypip

tman wrote: »

Only in Soviet Russia...

Only all over the world! Women are already perfect we have to train men to live up to our standards

SV

The point here is that you can't win an argument with a woman.
You just can't. Just like you can't 'train' a woman.

Unless you're willing to put them down completely and don't give a crap about their feelings.
Otherwise you'll end up apologising for hurting their feelings.



Women are mental.
Cold hard truth.

Jet Black

Train for what? Are you entering her in a contest?

ladypip

SV wrote: »

The point here is that you can't win an argument with a woman.
You just can't. They are too intellegent.

Unless you're willing to put them down completely and don't give a crap about their feelings.
Otherwise you'll end up apologising for hurting their feelings and being mean.



Women are PERFECT.
Cold hard truth.

SV

ladypip wrote: »

Case in point, right?

btw, your spelling of intelligent.
*ahem*

Links234

SV needs training

ladypip

SV wrote: »

Case in point, right?

btw, your spelling of intelligent.
*ahem*

I know i realized just as i hit the submit reply button :rolleyes:

Jet Black

Man to woman: make me a sandwich.
Woman: or else what?
Man: I dunno

Woman to man: make me a sandwich.
Man: or else what?
Woman :no sex
Man: what would you like on your sandwich?

Men despite having a stick still have no leverage.

Max Power1

How to train your girlfriend?

"Theres the kitchen love".

And then go and play xbox or get hammered with the lads.

JOSman

I don't know what your talking about. My wife trained me very well.

slavetothegrind

everything she asks you to do, do badly.
you wont be asked again.

TheZohanS

Links234 wrote: »

tell her she's in charge, as if she doesn't know that already. she's trained.

Yup, she should always be in charge...in charge of making me a sammich.

This should be moved to the Ladies Lounge. Guaranteed to get excellent and helpful replies :pac:

stovelid

How outrageous of you, OP.

tfitzgerald

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

The best way to make a woman happy is to keep telling her . No you don't look fat in that. Only joking of course and if my wife sees this post she will kill me;)

smk89

Every time she does something good put a nicotine patch on her back while she's asleep. When she doesn't don't put one on her back that night.

Soon she will be addicted to doing what you want.... and nicotine dependant

CrazyRabbit

All you need is chocolate. Watch...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_mIEnnlF4

amacca

slavetothegrind wrote: »

everything she asks you to do, do badly.
you wont be asked again.

Ah passive incompetent syndrome....I know it well.


Take it a step further and actively f#ck up what they unreasonably expect you to do for them/become


that'll show em

bitches be crazy etc

Tefral

amacca wrote: »

Ah passive incompetent syndrome....I know it well.


Take it a step further and actively f#ck up what they unreasonably expect you to do for them/become


that'll show em

bitches be crazy etc

Thats the spirit!!:D

messymess

Pavlovian conditioning! It works for dogs!

fonecrusher1

Don't know why this clip is called funny or sexist. Its good logical thinking. Say i think this is a swell idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGFzUS4tkg

tfitzgerald

smk89 wrote: »

Every time she does something good put a nicotine patch on her back while she's asleep. When she doesn't don't put one on her back that night.

Soon she will be addicted to doing what you want.... and nicotine dependant

I think this is one of the best posts on boards for a long time well done smk89

hondasam

Richard Dower wrote: »

Bit of fun for the lads and lasses

Why do men become smarter during sex?

Because they are plugged into a genius

af_thefragile

With this and this!!!

TheZohanS

hondasam wrote: »

Why do men become smarter during sex?

Because they are plugged into a genius

Surely if that was the case there'd be no rape?

Stinicker

Your doing it wrong guys, if you know your stuff between the sheets you will have her eating out of your hand before you know it.

SV

Stinicker wrote: »

Your doing it wrong guys, if you know your stuff between the sheets you will have her eating out of your hand before you know it.

I see what you did there

amacca

Stinicker wrote: »

Your doing it wrong guys, if you know your stuff between the sheets you will have her eating out of your hand before you know it.

No..you're doing it wrong....your hand is the last place she should be eating.

amateur!

TheZohan

TheZohan wrote: »

Yup, she should always be in charge...in charge or making me a sammich.

If it's a choice between in charge or making a sammich... I vote in charge

Captain_Generic

bluewolf wrote: »

If it's a choice between in charge or making a sammich... I vote in charge

The only thing she should be in charge of IS making sammiches!

TheZohanS

bluewolf wrote: »

If it's a choice between in charge or making a sammich... I vote in charge

Damn...:(

smk89

tfitzgerald wrote: »

I think this is one of the best posts on boards for a long time well done smk89

Thank you but the garda the genius in my idea

Tar.Aldarion

make cat calling noises and make her tea if she rolls on her stomach.

cruiser178

This whole thread just reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtF5dMzAF2k&NR=1

nightster1

Richard Dower wrote: »

Bit of fun for the lads and lasses

Me granny told me that there is only two things that girlfriends don't know. 1. Left from right. 2. Right from wrong.

scientific1982

Dont let generic American sitcoms fool you, women can be manipulated just as easily as men.

amacca

scientific1982 wrote: »

Dont let generic American sitcoms fool you, women can be manipulated just as easily as men.

Indeed......have sex with me woman or I will kill this adorable puppy.

Do you really want its blood on your hands......I'm a real man, I can kill puppies without remorse, don't matter to me.........................the choice is yours.

Condatis

Go away with the lads for a weekend and find a reason to get her to stay with your mother.