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Is Laptops bad for your balls

  • 16-01-2011 12:48AM
    #1
    gsxr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭


    im sitting here. Stocking. watching . doing my thanggg.

    But what about my poor roasted balls.

    Can I have more kids Or wha??

    god dam its hot


Comments

  • #2
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Bad for your eyesight AFAIK.


  • #3
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,719 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Yez they is.


  • #4
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    *checks balls*

    :eek:

    me balls iz gone!!!!! :(


  • #5
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    They sho is.


  • #6
    thecornflake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    gsxr1 wrote: »
    Is Laptops bad for your balls

    No but they must be bad for your grammar.


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  • #7
    CnaG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 433 ✭✭CnaG


    it's definitely bad for your laptop. Overheating because the fan can't do its thing, and all that.


  • #8
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,684 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    CnaG wrote: »
    it's definitely bad for your laptop. Overheating because the fan can't do its thing, and all that.

    Bad priorities :eek: I would be much more concerned about the well being of my orbs over the thermal inefficiencies of a replaceable chunk of electronics.


  • #9
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Your laptop does not affect my balls in the slightest.

    The jump leads attached to them is for another day.


  • #10
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,719 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Just because its called a laptop doesn't mean you have to rest it on your lap.


  • #11
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    yup.

    tis the heat ye see.


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  • #12
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Depends....does it actually lap?


  • #13
    gsxr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭gsxr1


    thecornflake wrote: »
    No but they must be bad for your grammar.

    I is just sitting ere.

    stop dissing me grammer


    Boyzzzzzz

    Fire in da hole


  • #14
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    gsxr1 wrote: »
    I is just sitting ere.

    Fire in da hole


    As well?

    Sounds like a case of laptop computer induced erythema ab igne, aka toasted skin syndrome.

    What are you doing with that machine?


  • #15
    bc dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭bc dub


    i didnt think it was bad until i saw the self castration videos.


  • #16
    thecornflake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    Iwannahurl wrote: »
    As well?

    Sounds like a case of laptop computer induced erythema ab igne, aka toasted skin syndrome.

    What are you doing with that machine?

    must be using his arse as a heat sink.


  • #17
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I don't have balls in the 1st place.
    I feel so left out :(


  • #18
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    Depends....does it actually lap?


    If they did I wouldn't be here sitting at a desk top. ;)


  • #19
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I don't have balls in the 1st place.
    I feel so left out :(

    Mine are gone too :( apparently it's the laptops fault.


  • #20
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I don't have balls

    you already pass on what i like in a woman.

    i am now willing to date you on that fact alone :pac:


  • #21
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    I heard it's very hard to balance a laptop on your knees while having a
    ****


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  • #22
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I don't have balls in the 1st place.



    What about in the second place?


  • #23
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Cheap Thrills! wrote: »
    Mine are gone too :( apparently it's the laptops fault.

    Right thats it-i'm off to a solicitor 1st thing Monday morning to sue my laptop makers!!
    robbie_998 wrote: »
    you already pass on what i like in a woman.

    i am now willing to date you on that fact alone :pac:

    Oooh hello there;) :pac:


  • #24
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    Sink The Banana wrote: »
    I heard it's very hard to balance a laptop on your knees while having a spoiler.



    Haven't heard that euphemism before.


  • #25
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Iwannahurl wrote: »
    What about in the second place?

    They got surgically removed in the second place. Doctor's orders.


  • #26
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    gsxr1 wrote: »
    im sitting here. Stocking. watching . doing my thanggg.

    But what about my poor roasted balls.

    Can I have more kids Or wha??

    god dam its hot

    You might want to think about putting it onto a table perhaps?


  • #27
    Trog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Trog


    When I got my first laptop they certainly suffered. Think they were just overworked though.

    OP, keep it up and you might end up in this glorious situation:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGLP80-FaKs


  • #28
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    I love balls


  • #29
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    Didn't you get the memo?

    Only women can safely have the laptop on their laps without risking permanent erectile dysfunction.

    Gosh, you'll be needing those viagra deals soon, OP, better amend your spam filters now.


  • #30
    Minstrel27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    thecornflake wrote: »
    No but they must be bad for your grammar.

    Let he who has never made a grammatical error cast the first stone.


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  • #31
    cnocbui
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,818 ✭✭✭✭cnocbui


    Macbook-pro - FTW

    Cool runnings.

    http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lg-promo-cool-runnings-1.jpg


  • #32
    mconigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    It's called Local Warming...very serious issue :pac:

    http://www.ted.com/talks/yossi_vardi_fights_local_warming.html


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