Being in on a Saturday night...

Tesco Massacre

is depressing.

When I have nothing to do I begin thinking of weird and scary things that could occupy my time: I've actually contemplated doing that asphyxiwank thing that Michael Hutchence died from.

I've also thought about taking a piss sitting down. Why? Because I'm a maverick and I push boundaries, that's why. I might let you know how it goes, although chances are that it's a lot like pissing standing up, only sitting down.

Don't stay in on a Saturday night!

Dunjohn

I'm watching a Star Trek Deep Space 9 DVD.

Spunge

Asphyxia **** ? Deep space nine ?

You guys are fúcked up.

af_thefragile

You can watch free tv on the internet... check out the link in the cool videos sub forum...


or you could always fap!


Or spend your time on this...

haydar

i have to work every saturday nite:(

Oranage2

trying to save money so not heading out either - I'm tempted to run to the offo and get some cans and watch a few movies

francie82

asphyxiwank.....sounds dangerous....be careful! Imagine a coroner at a post mortem sayin "cause of death was asphyxiwanking" massive blood rush to the head and oxygen starvation.... leading to death.

Is de anyway in gettin da hop without goin to the pub?

OPENROAD

Can't beat being in on a Saturday night, MOTD, Football League show and the beautiful Sarah Jane Mee on Football First

Iwannahurl

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

is depressing.

When I have nothing to do I begin thinking of weird and scary things that could occupy my time: I've actually contemplated doing that asphyxiwank thing that Michael Hutchence died from.

I've also thought about taking a piss sitting down. Why? Because I'm a maverick and I push boundaries, that's why. I might let you know how it goes, although chances are that it's a lot like pissing standing up, only sitting down.

Don't stay in on a Saturday night!

I recommend acting on that impulse.

If you survive, on Sunday you can post a blow-by-blow account, as it were, of your experience.

Since there's a risk you'll do a Michael Hutchence, leave your username and password in a note, with instructions to post the story on AH.

Everybody's happy.

starviewadams

Blew nearly all of this weeks wages on Thursday night,few cans and MOTD is all I can stretch to!

strokemyclover

Being in on Saturday night isn't too bad. It all depends on how comfortable you are with yourself......some people can't stand their own company!

Saying that, Poor old James Corden was shocked today after finding out he is an annoying fat b*stard! This is what happens when you don't know who you really are! See below

http://www.gigwise.com/news/60670/James-Corden-Shocked-By-Negative-Brit-Awards-2011-Response

policarp

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

is depressing.

When I have nothing to do I begin thinking of weird and scary things that could occupy my time: I've actually contemplated doing that asphyxiwank thing that Michael Hutchence died from.

I've also thought about taking a piss sitting down. Why? Because I'm a maverick and I push boundaries, that's why. I might let you know how it goes, although chances are that it's a lot like pissing standing up, only sitting down.

Don't stay in on a Saturday night!

Don't worry, it's only a mild dose of Saturday Night Fever.

Aldebaran

Would love to head out tonight but the lack of funds makes that an impossibility. So I'm watching some movie where Hugh Grant is married to a horse.

qz

I'm aching all over and will probably vomit if I stand up. So I went to bed at 5pm and am now on a Mad Men marathon. Things could be worse.

Iwannahurl

Aldebaran wrote: »

Would love to head out tonight but the lack of funds makes that an impossibility. So I'm watching some movie where Hugh Grant is married to a horse.

You're watching a movie featuring cruelty to animals? Eeeeew.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Its so depressing... have to be up at half 7 for a game tomorrow.. urgh

Riddle101

OPENROAD wrote: »

Can't beat being in on a Saturday night, MOTD, Football League show and the beautiful Sarah Jane Mee on Football First

If I had to guess, I would say you're a big football fan:D

Seriously, as boring as it may be to be stuck in. I find Saturday nights great. have a few cans, order some pizza, rent some DVDs and watch them. Maybe listen to some music or read a book, or both. Plenty of things to do.

OPENROAD

Riddle101 wrote: »

If I had to guess, I would say you're a big football fan:D

Seriously, as boring as it may be to be stuck in. I find Saturday nights great. have a few cans, order some pizza, rent some DVDs and watch them. Maybe listen to some music or read a book, or both. Plenty of things to do.

Fully agree, dvd, listen to some good music etc.... can't beat it imo, maybe I'm just getting old.

OPENROAD

THFC wrote: »

Its so depressing... have to be up at half 7 for a game tomorrow.. urgh

Lucky you, 16:10 kick off also, plenty of drinking time before the match.

candy-gal1

Watched Silence of the lambs and now a Sex and the city dvd marathon and some vodka!

Fittle

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

is depressing.

When I have nothing to do I begin thinking of weird and scary things that could occupy my time: I've actually contemplated doing that asphyxiwank thing that Michael Hutchence died from.

I've also thought about taking a piss sitting down.

Jesusmary&joseph, no wonder this country is in the state it's in.

Aldebaran

Iwannahurl wrote: »

You're watching a movie featuring cruelty to animals? Eeeeew.

More like cruelty to the audience.

hellyeah

browsing the web. headphones on with media player on random. nice bottle of wine. heating on. what more could you want.!!:D

jd007

Spunge wrote: »

Asphyxia **** ? Deep space nine ?

You guys are fúcked up.

Welcome to After Hours! :pac:

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

OPENROAD wrote: »

Lucky you, 16:10 kick off also, plenty of drinking time before the match.

For you! I'll be lucky to catch the game... my dam match is up the far side of Mayo!

fonecrusher1

Im having a mannequin party. Im always the center of attention at my famous mannequin partys.:cool: Have to go... Ella my favourite female mannequin is flirting vigourously with me. Maybe tonights the night.;)

Captain_Generic

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Im having a mannequin party. Im always the center of attention at my famous mannequin partys.:cool: Have to go... Ella my favourite female mannequin is flirting vigourously with me. Maybe tonights the night.;)

At least if you don't get your hole you can make one

hellyeah

lol^^^^:D

OPENROAD

THFC wrote: »

For you! I'll be lucky to catch the game... my dam match is up the far side of Mayo!

thought you were heading over for the spurs match

Shryke

I'm missing a party tonight. Too broke to do anything and not in a great mood anyway. I'm going to go make a rasher sandwich and a cup of tea and then play Starcraft 2.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

OPENROAD wrote: »

thought you were heading over for the spurs match

haha if only... Haven't been to one now since August.. And another isn't looking likely until next season..:(

LeahBaby

I'm only in tonight because I went so mad last night I'll be recovering for a week*

*in actual fact I watched family guy and fell asleep at half ten.

fonecrusher1

Im only in tonight because im so popular & had so many parties to go to i couldn't choose which one to go to so i just stayed at home. Im really popular.

I have loads of friends & im popular.

Maddison

Still have no job & no money......wish I was out on the p*ss

davocesque

wish i was out on the piss, iv got 6 quid in my account, all my housemates are out (apart from the one weirdo i live with). TVs broken, all i have to entertain myself is the internet, which i find quite boring, lets face it though, im only delaying the inevitable, i will have a cheeky pull, just to pass some time:D:D

hellyeah

at home is better. endless supply of lidl cheap wine and dont have to worry about being raped by some taxi driver ( for the fare) plus there is no queue for the toilet!!! result.:D

fonecrusher1

hellyeah wrote: »

at home is better. endless supply of lidl cheap wine and dont have to worry about being raped by some taxi driver ( for the fare) plus there is no queue for the toilet!!! result.:D

Your drinking perllenbacher aren't you? AREN'T YOU!:mad:

hellyeah

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Your drinking perllenbacher aren't you? AREN'T YOU!:mad:

no. something alot more sophesticated( a bit pissed as you can tell)
cimarosa sauvignon blanc 2010 chile ( at €5 a bottle):D
cheap night in. ( i swear i have lots of friends and i turned down lots of partys tonight);)

Oranage2

davocesque wrote: »

wish i was out on the piss, iv got 6 quid in my account, all my housemates are out (apart from the one weirdo i live with). TVs broken, all i have to entertain myself is the internet, which i find quite boring, lets face it though, im only delaying the inevitable, i will have a cheeky pull, just to pass some time:D:D

how do you know that you're not the 'weirdo'?

Shryke

You just blew their mind.