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My Daily Fortune Cookie....

  • 15-01-2011 3:21am
    #1
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭


    Today it said Avert Misunderstanding by Calm, Poise, and Balance.


    And ALWAYS dance in Aisle 3. ALWAYS!


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  • #2
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    I should go to bed... Its 4:30 and I've got to study for exams tomorrow. I should wake up earlier than 10am but its not going to happen.

    Why dost thou let thyself down every moment?


  • #3
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Aw, Sweetie, Life is too short to sweat the petty stuff.

















    So pet the sweaty stuff instead!


  • #4
    sponsoredwalk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    I should go to bed... Its 4:30 and I've got to study for exams tomorrow. I should wake up earlier than 10am but its not going to happen.

    Why dost thou let thyself down every moment?

    You need to ask a fortune cookie whether you should go to bed or not!!!

    Here you go :cool:


  • #5
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    It said "You are always a bundle of energy. Always on the go."

    Freakeh!


  • #6
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    sponsoredwalk wrote: »
    You need to ask a fortune cookie whether you should go to bed or not!!!

    Here you go :cool:
    "You will reach the height of success in whatever you do."


    Does successful mean I'll wake up early or late or never at all?:confused:


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  • #7
    sponsoredwalk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Both!


  • #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "You are due a large rebate from the British Gas Company".

    Huh.


  • #9
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    "A Cheerful Letter or Message is on its way to you."


    And lookey there! I just received an E-mail! Whoah!


  • #10
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Oh noes it 4am once again and I'm here!!


  • #11
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    But your fortune cookie told you that you would be here today at 4AM! The cookie never lies!


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  • #12
    sponsoredwalk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Dominus Sancticus, the cookie never lies :cool:

    "Now is the time to try something new."

    :eek: (I'm studying a math book on a new subject!!! :eek:).

    Dominus Sancticus....


  • #13
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    I passed 4000 posts and I didn't even realise it!!!

    Now I've got to wait till I reach 5000 posts... damn... :(


  • #14
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I licked my monitor but I couldn't taste the cookie.
    It tasted like monitor. Blah!


  • #15
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Oh look its 4am again!!!


  • #16
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Your fortune cookie should say that you are in need of warm milk and cookies!


  • #17
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    "Get Over It!"


  • #18
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    "Don't get acrylic nails. You just regret them as soon as theyre on".

    FML WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME SOONER


  • #19
    sponsoredwalk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    "Now is the time to try something new."

    Second time the site said this to me! :eek:


  • #20
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    "Kill Hitler"

    I think mine's out of date...


  • #21
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    "You Bowl for Sh1t!"

    Yes, yes, I DO!


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