New zodiac sign

smash

And all the rest have changed dates...

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/01/ophiuchus-new-zodiac-sign-dates-and-your-real-astrological-sign.html

So does that mean that because I'm a different star sign, I'm now not compatible with people I used to be compatible with?

FreudianSlippers

I don't really care tbh.

jimthemental

No. It makes no difference to your life because it's all a load of shíte.

Vicxas

Yeah i used to be a Virgo... im a leo now apparently

petes

It's all a load of bollocks anyway!

FreudianSlippers

It's only used by astronomers anyway. Astrologers are still living in their magic world of bullshít and fantasy

chin_grin

Ophiuchus sake!

smash

Of course it's bollox, I forgot my sarcastic smiley in my post.

Thank f*ck I never got that tattoo!

DrumSteve

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Jagle

Deleted User wrote: »

Thank f*ck I never got that tattoo!

good man now everyones meaningless symbol now is... whats more meaningless then meaningless

JohnathanM

Are there still people dumb enough to believe in this sh't?

Abelloid

JohnathanM wrote: »

Are there still people dumb enough to believe in this sh't?

Yeah Pisces and, to a lesser extent, Gemini.

FatherLen

i am now a virgo? what the hell is that?

chin_grin

FatherLen wrote: »

i am now a virgo? what the hell is that?

You can do trick shots in snooker?

FatherLen

i'm off to play some snooker

TanG411

I'm a Libra now, the most hated of all zodiacs.

I was Scorpio, why does that only cover six days when shi*ty Libra covers 24? That's unfair. :mad:

FatherLen

Rosicky7 wrote: »

I'm a Libra now, the most hated of all zodiacs.

I was Scorpio, why does that only cover six days when shi*ty Libra covers 24? That's unfair. :mad:

my dad was sying this last night. i had to tell him five minutes before what a zodiac sign sign was.

chin_grin

Rosicky7 wrote: »

I'm a Libra now, the most hated of all zodiacs.

I was Scorpio, why does that only cover six days when shi*ty Libra covers 24? That's unfair. :mad:

Have to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEsjd1WZuY

Dunjohn

Now that I'm a Pisces, I'm concerned for my sister whose birthday is November 23rd so she now counts as two star signs according to these stupid new dates.

chin_grin

Dunjohn wrote: »

Now that I'm a Pisces, I'm concerned for my sister whose birthday is November 23rd so she now counts as two star signs according to these stupid new dates.

Are you taking the Aquarious...............I mean Pisces?

frag420

FatherLen wrote: »

i am now a virgo? what the hell is that?

its means your best of not going swimming in your old friends pool..............

vinchick

Not that it really matters but they have not if you are daft enough to follow (any?) Western Zodiac.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/

baltimore sun

I thought everyone knew there were 13 signs and that they didn't use the 13th coz 13 is deemed to be an unlucky number.

It's complete balls anyway, what about premature babies, they didn;t intend to be born early so what sign are they when they should've been a different one and why isn't it rather done on the conception date?

Stupid nonsense anyway.

AgileMyth

Thats why my horoscope never comes through. It all makes sense now.

chopser

I broke up with my girlfriend because our star signs were incompatible.
I'm a pisces and she was a b*tch.

chin_grin

AgileMyth wrote: »

Thats why my horoscope never comes through. It all makes sense now.

Comes through what?

jester77

So now, I'm a star sign I cannot even say and have no idea what it says about me.

I preferred the old one, the half horse/half man (forget what it's called), as it really portrayed my physical features accurately, strong, well built and hung like a horse.

frag420

jester77 wrote: »

So now, I'm a star sign I cannot even say and have no idea what it says about me.

I preferred the old one, the half horse/half man (forget what it's called), as it really portrayed my physical features accurately, strong, well built and hung like a horse.

Where I am from the local horses like to refer to themselves as being hung like a frAg!!

Yes they can talk too...............

Dravokivich

steve06 wrote: »

And all the rest have changed dates...

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/01/ophiuchus-new-zodiac-sign-dates-and-your-real-astrological-sign.html

So does that mean that because I'm a different star sign, I'm now not compatible with people I used to be compatible with?

there's too much sh¡te on that website and it won't load on me phone... 5th august is still leo yeah?

yeppydeppy

Jagle wrote: »

good man now everyones meaningless symbol now is... whats more meaningless then meaningless

Your statement is meaningless - I haven't a clue what your trying to say?

JohnathanM

Dravokivich wrote: »

there's too much sh¡te on that website and it won't load on me phone... 5th august is still leo yeah?

You're Cancer.

curlzy

LINKY:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2011/01/13/astrological-sign-of-the-times/

I don't believe in star signs at all but for some reason I feel bothered by this. I don't want to be Aqurius, I'm Aries, which kinda suits me because I've curly hair and the ram (also curly) is aries. What does AH think of this life altering news???:eek:

carfiosaoorl

I read that it only applies to babies born after 2009, how they made that out I have no idea

jester77

There is something very Gemini about this post

Lumen

This is the excellent foppery of the world, that when we are sick in fortune (often the surfeits of our own behaviour) we make guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and stars: as if we were villains on necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and treacherous by spherical predominance; drunkards, liars, and adulterers by an enforced obedience of planetary influence; and all that we are evil in, by a divine thrusting on. An admirable evasion of whoremaster man, to lay his goatish disposition on the charge of a star!

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, King Lear

He's not wrong.

chin_grin

curlzy wrote: »

What does AH think of this life altering news???:eek:

I really hope you're being sarcastic and.......

already here.

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056147222

kfallon

Russell Grant will be cummin' in his pants :rolleyes:

KnifeWRENCH

I'm an Ophichus now, apparently. I've gone from 'archer' to 'guy with snake'.
So all those horoscopes I based my whole life around for the past 21 years were FALSE? :eek:

Mind = Blown.

Kimono-Girl

im July J2D2 is September does this mean we are no longer matched?



*goes to get divorce papers*









:pac:

kfallon

Does anyone actually pay attention to this load of ****

sashafierce

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grizzly

I never thought we'd live to see these life altering headlines;

ZODIAC SIGNS IN TOTAL BULL**** SHOCKER
:rolleyes:

PrincessLola

I still think star signs are complete bull****

but...




(I don't want to be a capricorn!!:mad:)