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Johnny Depp Killed in Car Accident

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  • #2
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,239 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I like the way the link includes the words humour and satire, subtle.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #3
    u140acro3xs7dm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭u140acro3xs7dm


    IBTL


  • #4
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,787 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Anyone else not really getting the satire? I feel like an American.


  • #5
    giant_midget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭giant_midget


    i googled this news story an the only link to this story is the op's link..


  • #6
    Kells...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Kells...


    Great first post OP






    /thread


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  • #7
    fricatus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,081 ✭✭✭fricatus


    That's satire? :confused:


  • #8
    Monty Burnz
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    This 'joke' has been done before, some years back.


  • #9
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    I just rang his house to Check,

    He sounded very alive when he informed me that the Restraining Order includes Phonecalls :o


  • #10
    Biggins
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    If thats the best future humor can get, comedy is fcuked!


  • #11
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Monty Burnz wrote: »
    This 'joke' has been done before, some years back.

    It dates back to September 1955 when James Dean was the subject. Wasn't true then and isn't true now.


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  • #12
    Ticktactoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 765 ✭✭✭Ticktactoe


    Cant get into the link, what does it say or does the title kinda steal the show...


  • #13
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Paul is dead... miss him, miss him, miss him.


  • #14
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    For fcuk sake what a stupid post OP.

    I hope the mods kick the sh!te out of you not just ban you.


  • #15
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Ticktactoe wrote: »
    Cant get into the link, what does it say or does the title kinda steal the show...
    Actor Johnny Depp, best known for his recurring role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates Of The Caribbean movie series, was reportedly killed Wednesday evening in a single car accident a short distance from the house he owns in Concord, Massachusetts. avw.php?zoneid=521&cb=abb2edf806fca053bc039ab8dbb6ad13&n=b8d055
    Inclement weather was apparently the cause of the accident; Depp reportedly hit a spot of ice with his Mercedes, spun out of control, left the road, and struck a tree, dying instantly. There have been no reports of alcohol being involved.
    Johnny Depp began his meteoric rise with a role on television’s 21 Jump Street, and has continued to rise to the point of Hollywood royalty ever since.
    Johnny Depp was 47 at the time of his untimely death; he is survived by long time French girlfriend Vanessa Paradis and two children.
    A statement is expected from Middlesex county officials by week’s end.

    Read more: http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/johnny-depp-killed-in-car-accident/#ixzz1Au5izhBr


  • #16
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    No He Wasn't


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