locked!

sherdydan

Right after hours, heres the deal, im pissed, have no more drink to drink myself into oblivion, and am bored.
I need something to entertain me, what should i do?!

Mr Benevolent

sherdydan wrote: »

Right after hours, heres the deal, im pissed, have no more drink to drink myself into oblivion, and am bored.
I need something to entertain me, what should i do?!

Go to bed. It helps pass the time.

LukeS_

Go blare a stereo to wake your neighbours up! There's always the other option too. :rolleyes:

Sungodbr

You any confessions to make about anything on your mind, women you cheated on or with?

sherdydan

i would if i had any xanax left but no i dont!!! i cant sleep like this!

Sharpshooter

Don't blame the mods if you get in strife.

J. Marston

Pint of toilet duck. Keep the party going.

sherdydan

LukeS_ wrote: »

Go blare a stereo to wake your neighbours up! There's always the other option too. :rolleyes:

i still live with the folks, I couldnt afford leaving home to go to college

if I were to pull meself off anymore, id be rolling in the blishters

congo_90

sherdydan wrote: »

i would if i had any xanax left but no i dont!!! i cant sleep like this!

booty call ftw

Mr Marston

Have a ****. They take aaaages when you're locked.

sherdydan

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Don't blame the mods if you get in strife.

ahhhh sharpshooter, your sound for a mod!!! *throws arms around*

sherdydan

congo_90 wrote: »

booty call ftw

its great when ya get lucky, it takes ages to blow your load.



ohhhhh how i felt like a stud!

LukeS_

An idea... Post a naked picture on FB... that'll sure be some craic and have everybody in stitches! lol.

Sharpshooter

sherdydan wrote: »

ahhhh sharpshooter, your sound for a mod!!! *throws arms around*

See below.;)

Mr Marston wrote: »

Have a ****. They take aaaages when you're locked.

Do like Mr Marston says sherdyan.

...now sleep....

Jaxxy

LukeS_ wrote: »

An idea... Post a naked picture on FB... that'll sure be some craic and have everybody in stitches! lol.

Or post a naked picture here.

sherdydan

Mr Marston wrote: »

Have a ****. They take aaaages when you're locked.

any inspirational images?!

sherdydan

Sharpshooter wrote: »

See below.;)



Do like Mr Marston says sherdyan.

...now sleep....

il do it,

but only if i get encouragement and support through it from AH

Jaxxy

sherdydan wrote: »

il do it,

but only if i get encouragement and support through it from AH

Aww, is it your first time?

sherdydan

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Aww, is it your first time?

...... be gentle!

bobbytables

sherdydan wrote: »

i would if i had any xanax left but no i dont!!! i cant sleep like this!

What's the fastest way you can sober yourself up. Remember sleep slows the process down. Also good thing the xanax is gone, its not a good idea to mix that with the beer anyway dude

Sometimes when I'm locked (which is rare these days) I lose my ability to multitask completely, but can focus on single mental tasks quite well like problm solving. Anything you want to figure out, sit down and give a shot, write down the answer. My hungover self couldn't keep up with my drunken self the night before.

kincsem

Late nigh gardening is very soothing, especially at the front of the house. You should ring the neighbour's doorbell and ask them would they like to help for once.

JupiterKid

I've got an image you can fap to OP...

...picture Mary Harney and Ann Widdecombe in flagrante...

...now go and have that conversation with the great white telephone!:D

LukeS_

kincsem wrote: »

Late nigh gardening is very soothing, especially at the front of the house. You should ring the neighbour's doorbell and ask them would they like to help for once.

I agree with this. And if they don't answer the door, find something heavy snd lob it through their window.

sherdydan

bobbytables wrote: »

What's the fastest way you can sober yourself up. Remember sleep slows the process down. Also good thing the xanax is gone, its not a good idea to mix that with the beer anyway dude

Sometimes when I'm locked (which is rare these days) I lose my ability to multitask completely, but can focus on single mental tasks quite well like problm solving. Anything you want to figure out, sit down and give a shot, write down the answer. My hungover self couldn't keep up with my drunken self the night before.

xanax and beer was great craic, especially when i was moved from the 500úg to he 1mg pills

3-4 of them and a few pints and i loved everyone, then when i got home 1 or 2 more and sleep came easily!

Gummy Panda

Meh... drunk threads are only worth reading when Terry does them.

FatherLen

you dont really sound to be drunk i think your a phony.





HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUYS A PHONY!!!

biko

Ask garthv for access to Beer4lyfe

pickarooney

I hope you at least watched Withnail and I.

orourkeda

A spot of dogging or teabagging may work