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  • 13-01-2011 3:30am
    #1
    sherdydan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭


    Right after hours, heres the deal, im pissed, have no more drink to drink myself into oblivion, and am bored.
    I need something to entertain me, what should i do?!


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  • #2
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    sherdydan wrote: »
    Right after hours, heres the deal, im pissed, have no more drink to drink myself into oblivion, and am bored.
    I need something to entertain me, what should i do?!

    Go to bed. It helps pass the time.


  • #3
    LukeS_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 704 ✭✭✭LukeS_


    Go blare a stereo to wake your neighbours up! There's always the other option too. :rolleyes:


  • #4
    Sungodbr
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 102 ✭✭Sungodbr


    You any confessions to make about anything on your mind, women you cheated on or with?


  • #5
    sherdydan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭sherdydan


    i would if i had any xanax left but no i dont!!! i cant sleep like this!


  • #6
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Don't blame the mods if you get in strife.


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  • #7
    J. Marston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,270 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Pint of toilet duck. Keep the party going.


  • #8
    sherdydan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭sherdydan


    LukeS_ wrote: »
    Go blare a stereo to wake your neighbours up! There's always the other option too. :rolleyes:


    i still live with the folks, I couldnt afford leaving home to go to college :'(

    if I were to pull meself off anymore, id be rolling in the blishters


  • #9
    congo_90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90


    sherdydan wrote: »
    i would if i had any xanax left but no i dont!!! i cant sleep like this!

    booty call ftw


  • #10
    Mr Marston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭Mr Marston


    Have a ****. They take aaaages when you're locked.


  • #11
    sherdydan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭sherdydan


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Don't blame the mods if you get in strife.


    ahhhh sharpshooter, your sound for a mod!!! *throws arms around*


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  • #12
    sherdydan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭sherdydan


    congo_90 wrote: »
    booty call ftw


    its great when ya get lucky, it takes ages to blow your load.



    ohhhhh how i felt like a stud!


  • #13
    LukeS_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 704 ✭✭✭LukeS_


    An idea... Post a naked picture on FB... that'll sure be some craic and have everybody in stitches! lol.


  • #14
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    sherdydan wrote: »
    ahhhh sharpshooter, your sound for a mod!!! *throws arms around*

    See below.;)
    Mr Marston wrote: »
    Have a ****. They take aaaages when you're locked.

    Do like Mr Marston says sherdyan.

    ...now sleep....


  • #15
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    LukeS_ wrote: »
    An idea... Post a naked picture on FB... that'll sure be some craic and have everybody in stitches! lol.

    Or post a naked picture here.


  • #16
    sherdydan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭sherdydan


    Mr Marston wrote: »
    Have a ****. They take aaaages when you're locked.


    any inspirational images?!


  • #17
    sherdydan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭sherdydan


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    See below.;)



    Do like Mr Marston says sherdyan.

    ...now sleep....


    il do it,

    but only if i get encouragement and support through it from AH :o


  • #18
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    sherdydan wrote: »
    il do it,

    but only if i get encouragement and support through it from AH :o

    Aww, is it your first time?


  • #19
    sherdydan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭sherdydan


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Aww, is it your first time?


    ...... be gentle!


  • #20
    bobbytables
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭bobbytables


    sherdydan wrote: »
    i would if i had any xanax left but no i dont!!! i cant sleep like this!

    What's the fastest way you can sober yourself up. Remember sleep slows the process down. Also good thing the xanax is gone, its not a good idea to mix that with the beer anyway dude ;)

    Sometimes when I'm locked (which is rare these days) I lose my ability to multitask completely, but can focus on single mental tasks quite well like problm solving. Anything you want to figure out, sit down and give a shot, write down the answer. My hungover self couldn't keep up with my drunken self the night before.


  • #21
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Late nigh gardening is very soothing, especially at the front of the house. You should ring the neighbour's doorbell and ask them would they like to help for once.


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  • #22
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    I've got an image you can fap to OP...

    ...picture Mary Harney and Ann Widdecombe in flagrante...

    ...now go and have that conversation with the great white telephone!:D


  • #23
    LukeS_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 704 ✭✭✭LukeS_


    kincsem wrote: »
    Late nigh gardening is very soothing, especially at the front of the house. You should ring the neighbour's doorbell and ask them would they like to help for once.

    I agree with this. And if they don't answer the door, find something heavy snd lob it through their window.


  • #24
    sherdydan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭sherdydan


    bobbytables wrote: »
    What's the fastest way you can sober yourself up. Remember sleep slows the process down. Also good thing the xanax is gone, its not a good idea to mix that with the beer anyway dude ;)

    Sometimes when I'm locked (which is rare these days) I lose my ability to multitask completely, but can focus on single mental tasks quite well like problm solving. Anything you want to figure out, sit down and give a shot, write down the answer. My hungover self couldn't keep up with my drunken self the night before.


    xanax and beer was great craic, especially when i was moved from the 500úg to he 1mg pills

    3-4 of them and a few pints and i loved everyone, then when i got home 1 or 2 more and sleep came easily!


  • #25
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Meh... drunk threads are only worth reading when Terry does them.


  • #26
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    you dont really sound to be drunk i think your a phony.





    HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUYS A PHONY!!!


  • #27
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Ask garthv for access to Beer4lyfe


  • #28
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,741 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I hope you at least watched Withnail and I.


  • #29
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    A spot of dogging or teabagging may work


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