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Drink and Your Performance(with a lady)

  • 12-01-2011 2:06pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭


    Hey all,

    So went out the other night and pulled this girl, went back to hers and starting fooling around, and then i can't get my general (penis) to stand fully to attention:eek:

    I had quiet alot to drink, and it was the first time i've pulled and went back with a girl.

    Was the drink to blame, nerves or what(not looking for any medical advice)?

    Has it ever happened to any of ye guys:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,582 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    Of course alcohol affects performance. And if you were hammered then you won't be at your best, that's if you can even get it up at all.

    I suggest next time you go out on the pull to ease off the booze a bit.

    That being said, because it was your first time it could have been just nerves.

    And has it happened to me? Yup, and on my own first time too. Luckily there was other stuff to do while I sobered up enough to get going, I hope you had the same sense yourself ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    elspecia wrote: »

    Was the drink to blame, nerves or what(not looking for any medical advice)?

    Has it ever happened to any of ye guys:D

    Ah yeah blame the alcohol on your own failures ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    brewers droop !

    Personally - I don't suffer from it - but some people do.

    you do realise theres plenty you can do to please a woman instead of "lobbing it into her"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    What happens to me with a skinful of booze is I end up not being able to finish. Very annoying!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 629 ✭✭✭Partizan


    elspecia wrote: »
    Hey all,

    So went out the other night and pulled this girl, went back to hers and starting fooling around, and then i can't get my general (penis) to stand fully to attention:eek:

    I had quiet alot to drink, and it was the first time i've pulled and went back with a girl.

    Was the drink to blame, nerves or what(not looking for any medical advice)?

    Has it ever happened to any of ye guys:D

    Stay out of Coppers. :D

    No seriously, if you want to enjoy sex, do as a previous poster said and lean off the booze. Been there done that :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    What happens to me with a skinful of booze is I end up not being able to finish. Very annoying!


    That happened me a few times with the booze alright. Other times lasted a bit longer than normal.

    OP lay off the sauce next time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭-Kenny-


    Just hit it with a stick ... Should Spring right up !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    What happens to me with a skinful of booze is I end up not being able to finish. Very annoying!
    Same here. Great for the lady though!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Shakespeare summed it up about booze
    " it provokes the desire, takes away from the performance"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    I've experienced both alcohol related effects! The brewers droop usually with some bird who wasn't really doing the business for me (ended up faking it). Then when you get a permabone and go for hours.

    Both are quite frustrating.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Standman


    stoneill wrote: »
    Shakespeare summed it up about booze
    " it provokes the desire, takes away from the performance"

    Ahhhh, Shakespeare was some buck wasnt he!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Alcohol affects blood flow to the penis. Had the same thing a few months ago OP. This happens to most men at some stage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    Happened to me too :o nothing cool about a half an hour handjob at half mast.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    BigDuffman wrote: »
    I've experienced both alcohol related effects! The brewers droop usually with some bird who wasn't really doing the business for me (ended up faking it). Then when you get a permabone and go for hours.

    Both are quite frustrating.
    I don't get what you mean by faking it. I could see how if you had the problem of not being able to cum you could pretend you did and then stop but how do you fake it with a floppy dick?

    Maybe you just meant she faked it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    I don't get what you mean by faking it. I could see how if you had the problem of not being able to cum you could pretend you did and then stop but how do you fake it with a floppy dick?

    Maybe you just meant she faked it?
    Guys can fake it too.

    Ive done it before when I was hammered.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭woolymammoth


    elspecia wrote: »
    So went out the other night and pulled this girl, went back to hers and starting fooling around, and then i can't get my general (penis) to stand fully to attention:eek:
    nerves did that to me once. :o


    that is all! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Blokes can fake it.Ive been in that situation before ie goin like the clappers and not a thing happening sensation wise so its just wasted effort tbh.Once herself was satisfied then it didnt bother me at all.Iv never admitted it to the girl though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    nedtheshed wrote: »
    Blokes can fake it.Ive been in that situation before ie goin like the clappers and not a thing happening sensation wise so its just wasted effort tbh.Once herself was satisfied then it didnt bother me at all.Iv never admitted it to the girl though.
    MaxPower1 wrote:
    Guys can fake it too.

    Ive done it before when I was hammered.

    no sugarhigh's referring to the guy who faked it when he couldn't get it up! Bit curious about that myself


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Ehhhh,does not compute.:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    If you get dehydrated you get low blood pressure and that can happen irrespective of whether you drink or not. Coffee is a diuretic too.

    So if you are planning a major weekend -it only common sense to make sure you are getting adequete levels of water before that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 268 ✭✭scoopmine


    Found it makes me last ages and I cant finish really frustrating..
    When im finished dunno if i should give the gf a kiss or a medal!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 62 ✭✭FayeRayRay


    Ever heard of brewers droop :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    I recall having to postpone the losing of my virginity by a week or two as we were primed, ready and about to go and I got the urge to vomit (before you ask, no, she was beautiful). Combination of too much sauce and overexcitement. Think Stan Marsh from South Park if he was tanked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 155 ✭✭Corkladddd!!


    I actually had this conversation recently enough with a few friends. One friend came out with " having sex drunk is like trying to play pool with a rope"
    Most accurate description I've ever come across!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    I actually had this conversation recently enough with a few friends. One friend came out with " having sex drunk is like trying to play pool with a rope"
    Most accurate description I've ever come across!!
    Or, like playing pool, but when the balls go in the holes they dont count so the game is never finished


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭I am a friend


    SoulTrader wrote: »
    Same here. Great for the lady though!

    Not necessarily....


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Seems to last forever when we are drunk, i dont mind :-p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Happened me too OP, drink less beer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Hackysack


    Ah the curse of whiskey dick. Can happen at very inopportune moments. Although you can get the right level of drunk where you last for a good while which obviously has it's benefits if you're really into the swing of things.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Yup!
    Had a similar situation as yourself OP when on holidays before.
    Obviously I was on the lash being on a lads holiday and anyway I somehow managed to pull. Took me a good while to get it standing to attention lets just say, mainly cos of drink but I'd say nerves might have played a part...Although I'm not so sure how nervous you can be when your mullered :P
    But when it did I lasted for what seemed like ages... Theres the plus side :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭elspecia


    Hey all,

    I've been ordered to carry on from here, as my original thread was locked.

    So I'm heading down to the girl(same girl from OP) this weekend for a bit of a dirty weekend.

    And I'm looking for any advice ye fellow boardies can give me on making the most of this weekend.

    I'm going to be there Friday and Saturday, so i know i need lots of condoms:D

    Is there anything else i should or need to bring in order for it to be a success?

    I've never done this before so forgive me if i'm being naive or just plain stupid:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    SoulTrader wrote: »
    Same here. Great for the lady though!

    Not really great for them, I have had more than a couple of girls get offended because they thought it was because of them!

    OP regarding the not being able to get it up, happened my first couple of tries too, I got around it by grabbing near the base when I had a semi and squeezing for dear life to push the blood up further, works for me anyway, so maybe try that! Have fun. Also, bring lube, just in case she like to/prefers to, use it. And go easy on the booze! 3-4 for the nerves, but no more would be my advice there!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,481 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    elspecia wrote: »
    Hey all,

    I've been ordered to carry on from here, as my original thread was locked.

    So I'm heading down to the girl(same girl from OP) this weekend for a bit of a dirty weekend.

    And I'm looking for any advice ye fellow boardies can give me on making the most of this weekend.

    I'm going to be there Friday and Saturday, so i know i need lots of condoms:D

    Is there anything else i should or need to bring in order for it to be a success?

    I've never done this before so forgive me if i'm being naive or just plain stupid:D

    Wouldn't overthink it. As long as you've got condoms, you'll be grand. Nothing worse than having to make a mad dash to a shop!

    Just go with the flow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 894 ✭✭✭IrishGrimReaper


    I actually had this conversation recently enough with a few friends. One friend came out with " having sex drunk is like trying to play pool with a rope"
    Most accurate description I've ever come across!!

    Lmao plaise..

    On the drink I have no problem getting it up, but like many it's hard enough to finish. I guess the senses feel numbed and it's not as pleasing? Making it harder to do the biz.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 134 ✭✭Josh_Calvert


    Alcohol ****s up your test levels..raises them for women and lowers them for men...why do you think it gets so many people laid? Plus it often enables us guys to be more successful than we expected to be which leads to sex which leads to 'I can't believe I'm here I hope I don't **** up' thoughts which leads to soft cock syndrome...happened to me a couple years a go- a good way to get around it is just to give her some orgasms by different means.As long as she comes she'll be ok with it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    elspecia - you keep looking at it from your point of view. what about the girl,maybe she just wants a cuddle and to read a book, country walks, fresh air and nice food and an undemanding companion ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭elspecia


    CDfm wrote: »
    elspecia - you keep looking at it from your point of view. what about the girl,maybe she just wants a cuddle and to read a book, country walks, fresh air and nice food and an undemanding companion ;)

    Listen, she keeps asking my to visit, and she knows i cuddle, but i think after my previous inabilities she'll want a performance;)

    ha ha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 277 ✭✭Whiskeyjack


    You can put it down to drink and/or tiredness. Happened to me once about a year ago and I've had many successful attempts since. Just don't say "this doesn't normally happen", take it from me she really doesn't want to hear that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    I actually had this conversation recently enough with a few friends. One friend came out with " having sex drunk is like trying to play pool with a rope"
    Most accurate description I've ever come across!!

    Or "thumbing putty into a hole"


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