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FIRE THE LASERS!

  • 11-01-2011 8:25pm
    #1
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭


    This is amazing!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12154117

    All through my childhood, I so wanted to be in Star Wars and 'fire Lasers' at the bad guys!

    According to this report, I should have just joined the navy!!



    Aaaar me Hearties!


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  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Whats wrong with just shooting them?


  • #3
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Temporarly blinds people, lame... It should disintegrate them, or at least melt their brains!


  • #4
    Owwmykneecap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,237 ✭✭✭Owwmykneecap


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Whats wrong with just shooting them?

    Yeah Somalians are just animals.


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Archimedes did it!


  • #6
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Owwmykneecap wrote: »
    Yeah Somalians are just animals.

    Another good reason to shoot them. Not that we need one of course.


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  • #7
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dónal wrote: »
    Archimedes did it!

    What?


  • #8
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Owwmykneecap wrote: »
    Yeah Somalians are just animals.

    I know!

    Next thing them savages will be at, will be trying to ban handshakes or something similary ludicrous......

    Oh wait!


  • #9
    Nforce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce


    Gucky wrote: »
    This is amazing!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12154117

    All through my childhood, I so wanted to be in Star Wars and 'fire Lasers' at the bad guys!

    According to this report, I should have just joined the navy!!



    Aaaar me Hearties!


    Join the Air Force and get to blow sh1t up


    more.. here


  • #10
    swarm.of.bees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭swarm.of.bees


    They're just playing into the pirates hands by trying to blind them. How much does a pirates rep go up if he has an eye-patch!!


  • #11
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,818 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    swarm.of.bees wrote: »
    They're just playing into the pirates hands by trying to blind them. How much does a pirates rep go up if he has an eye-patch!!

    Nobel Peace Prize for the scientist who develops a laser that blinds them in only one eye & amputates below the knee in one leg.


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  • #12
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Owwmykneecap wrote: »
    Yeah Somalians are just animals.

    Quite right, my Chateau Mouton Rothschild 1945 was poured with a distinct lack of refinement last time one was let near my table.


  • #13
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Won't somebody please think of the pirates!!


  • #14
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    its the cargo ships that will have them attached, so as to stop the pirates boarding them. The navy wont need them. They have guns!


  • #15
    dermo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭dermo88


    I'd just love to say something politically incorrect about the Somali Pirates, but the sensitivities of our moderators in heaven prevent my stating the reality on the High seas, particularly after my previous reference to the esteemed virtuous former leaders of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

    Seriously, I think the world has got too soft when it is considering the rights of pirates. Somalia became a cesspit of poverty and lawlessness. It should never have been allowed to disintegrate into that condition.

    That sounds right wing, extremist, but lets face the unfortunate reality. The pirates only respect the gun and the dollar. There is only one way to confront scum like that. Force. Fast, swift and brutal.


  • #16
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    swarms of women will be out on the boats showing off their bikini area in order to get free laser hair removal! :p


  • #17
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Now that this is in the media the pirates will soon find out about it and be using eye protection anytime they decide to raid a boat. Therefore the method will prove to be totally ineffective. Well done smarties.


  • #18
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    These are 30 years old, although I've not heard of dedicated units on aircraft or commercial ships.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzler_(weapon)


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