Strange

Lapin

I think nothing of blowing the guts of €350 on a good night out now and again.

Not very often mind. About once every 3 months.

The theatre sometimes, or a good movie - whatever.

Then a nice restaurant with friends followed by a night on the town.

Cabs everywhere and drinks all round. Life is short.

Always a good time.


However I detest, from the guts of my guts having to fork out €1.50 for a cigarette lighter on the way way home.

Anyone else know that feeling ?

Squarewave

I think this feeling you are referring to is love.

Love is a hormone excreted by the heart(below)



It results in loss of breadth, numbness in the fingernails, and the inexplicable need to say " Jizzum" a lot.

Artificial love can be bought on the blackmarket, from vendors on street-corners, commonly referred to a "Nomphty Men." The slang term for this artificial love is "A 12 finger Delight" or a "Double Twist Nurple Slurple".

However, tainted Love bought on the blackmarket has been known to cause radial incontinence and neuro-impotence, so be careful!

sNarah

Simples.

You just need to keep one of these in your pocket at all times.
Works a charm.