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admiralofthefleet

im never eating venison again after the night i have just had

i starting a technicolour yawn at 11 last night and havent stopped since. i tried to drink a pint of orange juice 5 mins ago but it just bounced off my stomach. the worst thing is that im pissing rusty water out of my swiss as well and when i puke i lose the ability to keep my baloon knot closed.

has venison or any other meat caused this with anyone else?

Ficheall

Venison is lovely...

TheZohanS

It's highly unlikely that the venison caused it. There's a stomach bug going around at the moment, 24 hour bug. Wouldn't advise drinking OJ on a sick stomach either, it's very harsh. A plain ice-cream bar is your only man, great at easing the aul stomach.

AntiMatter

I've never had it.

It's too deer.

OutlawPete

Sounds like that deer you ate, lived on a diet of magic mushrooms.

admiralofthefleet

TheZohan wrote: »

It's highly unlikely that the venison caused it. There's a stomach bug going around at the moment, 24 hour bug. Wouldn't advise drinking OJ on a sick stomach either, it's very harsh. A plain ice-cream bar is your only man, great at easing the aul stomach.

would you say coffee would be ok? im never sick so i dont know and i would give my right arm for a coffee right now

stovelid

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

im never eating venison again after the night i have just had. i starting a technicolour yawn at 11 last night and havent stopped since.

Nice grub though and had it before with no issues. Maybe it was off?

TheZohanS

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

would you say coffee would be ok? im never sick so i dont know and i would give my right arm for a coffee right now

The only thing you should really be drinking is water. Coffee would be much better than milk however.

OutlawPete

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

im never sick so i dont know and i would give my right arm for a coffee right now

What did you have with it? Any sauces or anything?

Then again, could well be that bug, had one myself two months back and vomited so much, my esophagus swelled up and even started to bleed.

Was over the worst of it in five days or so.

Sipping iced water with a teaspoon of Bicarb of Soda helped me, was all the doc would allow me to drink.

George83

It's most likely you've got a stomach bug. Flat coke or lemonade is the best option as it'll rehydrate you quickly.

admiralofthefleet

OutlawPete wrote: »

What did you have with it? Any sauces or anything?

Then again, could well be that bug, had one myself two months back and committed so much, my phosphorous swelled up and even started to bleed.

Was over it in five days or so.

Sipping iced water with a teaspoon of Bicarb of Soda helped me, was all the doc would allow me to drink.

sprouts and mash, no sauces. i cooked it myself as im a chef. only bought it on thursday

Victor_M

Dioralyte - yer only man for rehydrating yourself, plus a glass of Andrews to settle your stomach.

Keep away from the coffee if you can it's a natural laxative, by the sounds of things you are currently experiencing impressive liquidity, coffee will only make that worse.

scientific1982

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

would you say coffee would be ok? im never sick so i dont know and i would give my right arm for a coffee right now

Flat 7up is good when you're ill.

AntiMatter

scientific1982 wrote: »

Flat 7up is good when you're ill.

And if it's still too fizzy, you should lie down on the ground to drink it.

Ghandee

As per my previous post.
Arklow people ARE cnuts! The proof is in the pudding folks. The main ingredient in this particular pudding being Bambi!




I wish to add murdering pricks to this list now too!

Poor Uncle Tom

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

im never eating venison again after the night i have just had

i starting a technicolour yawn at 11 last night and havent stopped since. i tried to drink a pint of orange juice 5 mins ago but it just bounced off my stomach. the worst thing is that im pissing rusty water out of my swiss as well and when i puke i lose the ability to keep my baloon knot closed.

has venison or any other meat caused this with anyone else?

Was it wild or farmed? If wild, was it shot? Lead pellets and a touch of pisoning, etc.

stoneill

Flat 7up and dry toast.

Coriolanus

Yeqh, sounds like a bug or mild poisoning. Advice above is good especially the dioralyte. Any chemist will have it.

Balfie

Take 2 motillium tablets to settle our stomach. And if ya have some Imodium take them, 1-2 depending what you think is best, I normally take one, I took 2 Imodium plus last year and couldnt take a dump for a week an a half.

TheZohanS

Balfie wrote: »

Take 2 motillium tablets to settle our stomach. And if ya have some Imodium take them, 1-2 depending what you think is best, I normally take one, I took 2 Imodium plus last year and couldnt take a dump for a week an a half.

If it's a stomach bug he shouldn't take imodium, it will only make him worse by stopping the bug being flushed out of his system.

George83

TheZohan wrote: »

If it's a stomach bug he shouldn't take imodium, it will only make him worse by stopping the bug being flushed out of his system.

+1 avoid imodium etc unless advised by a doc.

OutlawPete

George83 wrote: »

+1 avoid imodium etc unless advised by a doc.

I agree, Bollocko should be along soon enough - best to wait for the professionals

discus

I'm gonna back up the Diaoralyte for rehydration. Drinking glasses and glasses of water is no use if you've no electrolytes in your system.

admiralofthefleet

had some of that dioralyte a while ago, felling ok now. thanks for the advice guys, still dying for a coffee though:(

phasers

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

discus

I feel sorry for ya mate. On the plus side, I've enjoyed a nice breakfast, fry-up for lunch, and now I'm getting stuck in to a Massaman Curry for dinner.

I'm not sure how that's a plus side for you. :pac:

Vain

I have had the sh1ts now for 24hours. stomach is in bits stupid bug.

admiralofthefleet

took a massive risk and ordered an indian last night, fuckin delicious it was and it stayed down

kfallon

Good to hear you've 'firmed up'
Had the ould rusty water shites meself on Stephen's Day, was afraid to fart all day in the pub!!!

starbelgrade

That's what you get for eating Bambi.

Sofiztikated

discus wrote: »

I'm gonna back up the Diaoralyte for rehydration. Drinking glasses and glasses of water is no use if you've no electrolytes in your system.

http://www.brawndo.com/

Its got electrolytes.

admiralofthefleet

kfallon wrote: »

Good to hear you've 'firmed up'
Had the ould rusty water shites meself on Stephen's Day, was afraid to fart all day in the pub!!!

i havent had a proper barry since friday afternoon:o going to try soon. hope i dont strain too much and end up with a dose of farmers

kfallon

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i havent had a proper barry since friday afternoon:o

:eek:
Jaysus if I didn't keep up my daily average of 2 a day I'd be getting very, very worried!
Wouldn't like to be around when you finally evacuate!

admiralofthefleet

i hope my poor tea towel holder can take it, i was hoping the indian would have caused a bit of a bombay sapphire

kfallon

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i hope my poor tea towel holder can take it, i was hoping the indian would have caused a bit of a bombay sapphire

Never mind Bombay, when you do finally 'unleash' your toilet bowl will look like down town Beirut!!!

Johnny Utah

kfallon wrote: »

Never mind Bombay, when you do finally 'unleash' your toilet bowl will look like down town Beirut!!!

Flutter, is that your second account?