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Billy Connolly

  • 08-01-2011 6:35am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭


    Inspired by the other thread about Des Bishop.

    I think Billy is one of the funniest men alive!

    Billy Connolly 68 votes

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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭CrazyBiscuit


    Funny
    Widely regarded as one of the greatest stand up comedians ever dont you know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Unfunny
    Inspired by the other thread about Des Bishop.
    I think Billy is one of the funniest men alive!

    1. "Look at me, I'm a crazy highland nutter!"
    2. ?????
    3. PROFIT!!

    In fairness OP, he does 1 and 2 quite well and probably 3 too because he's so good at both 1 and 2.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 493 ✭✭mixed up


    I know lots of people who like him but i really can't stand the man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭yoshytoshy


    Unfunny
    I think Billy connolly is gas ,also peter k aint bad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭MadPatrick


    Crap
    2nd most over-rated comedian ever, beaten only by Lee Evens


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭yoshytoshy


    Unfunny
    Comedy is almost certainly a funny business to be in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Crap
    He has some good stuff but hes very overrated too. If you're Irish you have to like Father Ted and Billy Connolly. Its the rules.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭CrazyBiscuit


    Funny
    There are an awful lot of heretics around these days. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Crap
    He's a tit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭Caitlinn


    I used to find him funny but in recent years he made a really insensitive joke about a British man being held hostage in Iraq, something to the effect of - just behead him already - and since then I don't find him very funny. And I admit that stupid purple beard he sported didn't help.

    Nowadays I find him a pain in the arse and the sickening appearances at this year's Strictly Come Dancing (which lets face it were a desperate ploy to try to raise his wife's popularity) didn't help.

    So, no, I don't find him funny in the slightest.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 ✭✭MadPatrick


    Crap
    Caitlinn wrote:
    ;69946703 And I admit that stupid purple beard he sported didn't help.

    The purple beard was for me an admittance that he had no more funny material and had to rely on silly beard colouring for a cheap laugh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36 First Post


    Unfunny
    What's with all the standup threads? I've only been here a month and even I know there's a forum for that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭yoshytoshy


    Unfunny
    Whatabout this guy ,don't want another thread.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Funny
    Well, I just watched his latest DVD, and found him to be just as - if not more - funny and anarchic as any of the "cutting-edge" comedians that I've seen on TV recently.

    Granted he's almost 70, but I still laughed lots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭Caitlinn


    Well that's fair enough, people have different ideas of what they find funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭yoshytoshy


    Unfunny
    I would of regarded Billy connolly as one of those few that many people like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭Caitlinn


    yoshytoshy wrote: »
    I would of regarded Billy connolly as one of those few that many people like.

    Really? I find him a very hit-and-miss comedian. To my mind he too easily (and regularly) crosses the line between controversial and downright ignorant/offensive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭markesmith


    Unfunny
    If he was Irish, ye'd all hate him on here. Oh, wait, you don't like him.

    Ah well, haters gonna hate


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭yoshytoshy


    Unfunny
    Caitlinn wrote: »
    Really? I find him a very hit-and-miss comedian. To my mind he too easily (and regularly) crosses the line between controversial and downright ignorant/offensive.

    Ah ,I suppose it's down to taste like anything else.

    A jokes a joke ,but a comedian is a different story.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Funny
    Billy Connelly was and is a genius.

    Many stand-ups are heralded as "geniuses", but few fit the bill.

    There is nothing genuinely funny about most of them and everything they tend to say and do on stage is very contrived and about as far away from who they really are as individuals that they can get, which is fine - but I just don't find those type of comedians one bit funny, they have to work to hard at it and it's very obvious.

    Stand ups like Bill Hicks for instance rabbiting on about commercialism and the like and how he is sooo above that. His whole act was just him trying to come across as cool, clever and point out how dumb and ignorant others are: the most narcissistic comedian ever to take to the stage.

    Stand-ups like Billy on the other hand, are natural born comedians. You just know if he had never made it, he would still have been cracking up his mates in bars instead. Same goes for guys like Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Jimmy Carr, Frank Carson, Les Dawson, Dylan Moran etc etc etc.

    All naturals, but Billy Connelly is far and away the greatest stand-up of all time bar none.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Unfunny
    I tend to judge a comedians talent based on how well I think they could verbally destroy you if you ever had the chance to berate them face to face.

    He'd barely make my top 15 but I can safely say that the man would make sandwiches out of each and every one of you if you tried.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Funny
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Billy Connelly was and is a genius.

    Many stand-ups are heralded as "geniuses", but few fit the bill.

    There is nothing genuinely funny about most of them and everything they tend to say and do on stage is very contrived and about as far away from who they really are as individuals that they can get, which is fine - but I just don't find those type of comedians one bit funny, they have to work to hard at it and it's very obvious.

    Stand ups like Bill Hicks for instance rabbiting on about commercialism and the like and how he is sooo above that. His whole act was just him trying to come across as cool, clever and point out how dumb and ignorant others are: the most narcissistic comedian ever to take to the stage.

    Stand-ups like Billy on the other hand, are natural born comedians. You just know if he had never made it, he would still have been cracking up his mates in bars instead. Same goes for guys like Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Jimmy Carr, Frank Carson, Les Dawson, Dylan Moran etc etc etc.

    All naturals, but Billy Connelly is far and away the greatest stand-up of all time bar none.


    Agree with every word of that. Couldn't have put it better.

    There's 'cool' and 'right on' comedians, like Hicks. While funny in a "stick it to the Man" kind of way, they have NEVER made me piss laughing like vintage Connolly has.

    The irony is, BC has touched on all the same subjects as them. But he's delivered the laughs without making it feel like political science!

    And he always gets number one in that show too. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,575 ✭✭✭✭A Dub in Glasgo


    Funny
    His cookbook sketch is feckin hilarious, anybody growing up on a corpo estate in Dublin will relate to this as well!!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Funny
    His cookbook sketch is feckin hilarious, anybody growing up on a corpo estate in Dublin will relate to this as well!!

    Yeah, class

    Was actually looking for that for the other thread ;)


    I like this one.





  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Funny
    Hahahaha! Tobogganist! Genius stuff. :D

    Was gonna post some of his more recent stuff here.

    But talk about Frankie Boyle!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 831 ✭✭✭bungler


    Funny
    loves this one so much


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 831 ✭✭✭bungler




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭allprops


    Great comedian. Terrible actor. From x files to dodgy American school teen comedy to gulliver's travels. He made dodgy movies even worse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 831 ✭✭✭bungler


    Funny
    imo this is his funniest clip.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 282 ✭✭Mick Shrimpton


    Unfunny
    Ah, i absolutely loved him to a point. He's like the simpsons...there's almost a perfect visible point where the tone of his whole show changed, and that's where I left him. Bought his Dublin dvd a few years back and it's painfully evident he'd lost his edge. Same with another one of my favourites, Eddie Izzard...you can pinpoint when he became mediocre...it was after huge success and hollywood calls. I suppose the less hungry you are, the less funny you come across(or need to be?)..?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Snake Pliisken


    Crap
    A fall from grace for our Billy, used to really like him but the last couple of offerings have been very stale.



    I'd definitely love to go for a pint with guy- the stories jim.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Funny
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    He's a tit.

    So much so you voted against him twice ;)

    I love Billy Connolly. What a guy. He's been doing stand up comedy of a very high standard for decades. I saw hiim live last year and it truly felt like a masterclass. He's miles ahead of 99% of the newer generations of stand up comics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Galvasean wrote: »
    I love Billy Connolly. What a guy. He's been doing stand up comedy of a very high standard for decades. I saw hiim live last year and it truly felt like a masterclass. He's miles ahead of 99% of the newer generations of stand up comics.

    +100000

    couldn't have said it better! He has defined the industry and made it what it is today!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Funny
    Unfair of me to compare him to the recent Boyle scandal.

    Controversial though he can be, there is no malice in the man.
    (Not saying Boyle is malicious either.)

    As he'd probably say himself: "IT'S A JOKE, FFS!"

    Anyway, more funnies...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,225 ✭✭✭Henno30


    Crap
    I hold no ill feeling for the man and he's obviously very good at what he does, but I just don't find him that funny myself. It's all a lovely bit of whimsy and he tells stories well but, meh.

    By the way, the people saying Hicks 'tried to appear cool' are talking out of their holes. Maybe he appears 'cool' to you, but don't insult the man by saying he was trying to impress you. Above all comedians, to say that about Hicks is completely and utterly missing the point. Before Stewart Lee I don't think I'd ever seen a comedian take self-parody to the extremes that Hicks did. But anyway, if it goes over your head then it's over your head.

    People love Hicks because he broadened their minds as well as making them laugh. It was the things he made them laugh at. While lots of people may find Billy Connolly talking about a sandwich floating down a sewer attached to a sh*t as the high point of stand up comedy, some people have no problem with more profound ideas being discussed through the medium.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,575 ✭✭✭✭A Dub in Glasgo


    Funny
    Try to be a little bit more sanctimonious, you are nearly at the top


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Funny
    Henno30 wrote: »
    By the way, the people saying Hicks 'tried to appear cool' are talking out of their holes. Maybe he appears 'cool' to you, but don't insult the man by saying he was trying to impress you.

    He doesn't appear "cool" to me, it's just that it was as obvious as hell that he was trying to come across that way. His whole act was one of the 'sarcastic intellectual' - do me a favour.

    If people bought that crap, well good for them - but I think the guy was a fake. He was a spoiled little rich kid who just screamed and roared sarcastic observations and called them irony. Nobody in the history of humanity has bastardized the word 'irony' more than Bill Hicks did. He made it some kind of perceived commodity for the middle class. Everytime I hear or read someone say:

    "Oh, I was being ironic, sorry you missed it".

    I think to myself .. **** you Hicks.
    Henno30 wrote: »
    People love Hicks because he broadened their minds as well as making them laugh.

    Broadened their minds?? Anyone that broadened their mind by listening to Bill Hicks must have been lacking to begin with. 'Oh look, Bill is talking about being high and how enlightening it is - he's a genius.'

    He knocked people in interviews for advertising and even had part of his act where he asks anyone who works in advertising to go and kill themselves. HHmmm, let me think - now the people attended that show, how did they know it was on? Wouldn't have anything to do with "advertising" now would it??



    Henno30 wrote: »
    It was the things he made them laugh at. While lots of people may find Billy Connolly talking about a sandwich floating down a sewer attached to a sh*t as the high point of stand up comedy, some people have no problem with more profound ideas being discussed through the medium.

    You are summing up Billy with one gag, I am talking about Bill Hicks' whole act - that is the difference. He mainly pokes fun at others (while by putting on a red-neck accent) and shouting at some easy target such as Billy Ray Cyrus or Michael Bolton.

    People say Dennis Leary ripped him off, maybe - but not before Hicks ripped off George Carlin and Lenny Bruce. Men you could tell believed what they were saying and you got the impression that both would be talking that way if you went round there house for dinner. I have seen the footage of Bill as a teenager and he is acting like a some downtrodden guy that the world fcuked over.

    I have nothing against cynical humour or even someone using sarcasm, but when it's their whole fecking act and not even something that isn't even heart felt, nah - think I'll stick with the Big Yin myself. The middle-class
    angsty-teens will still think he had something profound to say I guess, whatever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,225 ✭✭✭Henno30


    Crap
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    He doesn't appear "cool" to me, it's just that it was as obvious as hell that he was trying to come across that way. His whole act was one of the 'sarcastic intellectual' - do me a favour.

    If people bought that crap, well good for them - but I think the guy was a fake. He was a spoiled little rich kid who just screamed and roared sarcastic observations and called them irony. Nobody in the history of humanity has bastardized the word 'irony' more than Bill Hicks did. He made it some kind of perceived commodity for the middle class. Everytime I hear or read someone say:

    "Oh, I was being ironic, sorry you missed it".

    I think to myself .. **** you Hicks.



    Broadened their minds?? Anyone that broadened their mind by listening to Bill Hicks must have been lacking to begin with. 'Oh look, Bill is talking about being high and how enlightening it is - he's a genius.'

    He knocked people in interviews for advertising and even had part of his act where he asks anyone who works in advertising to go and kill themselves. HHmmm, let me think - now the people attended that show, how did they know it was on? Wouldn't have anything to do with "advertising" now would it??






    You are summing up Billy with one gag, I am talking about Bill Hicks' whole act - that is the difference. He mainly pokes fun at others (while by putting on a red-neck accent) and shouting at some easy target such as Billy Ray Cyrus or Michael Bolton.

    People say Dennis Leary ripped him off, maybe - but not before Hicks ripped off George Carlin and Lenny Bruce. Men you could tell believed what they were saying and you got the impression that both would be talking that way if you went round there house for dinner. I have seen the footage of Bill as a teenager and he is acting like a some downtrodden guy that the world fcuked over.

    I have nothing against cynical humour or even someone using sarcasm, but when it's their whole fecking act and not even something that isn't even heart felt, nah - think I'll stick with the Big Yin myself. The middle-class
    angsty-teens will still think he had something profound to say I guess, whatever.

    That's a logic free rant, not an argument. You're obvious and inexplicable personal resentment for Hicks fatally undermines whatever point it is you are trying to make.

    Similarly your amateur psychoanalysis of Carlin, Bruce, and Hicks resemble the angry ramblings of a lunatic, which is ironic enough in itself. Seriously the next time you sit at your keyboard to critique something, take a deep breath and try lay out a calm and rational argument. Try not to sound so bitter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Funny
    Henno30 wrote: »
    That's a logic free rant, not an argument.

    I was replying the points you made, do pay attention.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Funny
    Comparison of the two is futile, anyway.

    Very different comedians.

    I appreciate Bill Hicks. But for belly laughs - it's BC all the way.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Funny
    Comparison of the two is futile, anyway.

    Very different comedians.

    I guess it's inevitable though.

    Just as when the greatest film of all time is discussed, Citizen Kane will be trotted out by the non-thinkers.
    I appreciate Bill Hicks. But for belly laughs - it's BC all the way.

    Agreed.


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