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My big rant

  • 05-01-2011 7:53pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭


    **** Tesco's for only stocking food that passes its sell-by-date 2-3 days after purchase.

    **** my French/German language teachers in school for doing such a crap job. Oh how you made me hate other languages.

    **** the boards.ie weather forum for forecasting all that recent snow. Everyone knows that their forecasts are highly accurate, so why couldn't they forecast a ****ing heatwave? Bastards.

    **** that bastard that stole my beloved BMX bike 21 years ago. I still hate you.

    **** that piece of A4 paper that gave me a paper cut 2 days ago. Bloody thing still hurts.

    **** God for making exercise so tedious and yet necessary. Couldn't he have just made us naturally toned no matter what we ate?

    **** Apple for charging almost as much to repair an iPod as it costs to buy a new one.

    **** Pringles for being so damn addictive. And for making it so hard to get the last few pringles out.

    **** Fingal County council (In Dublin) for not fixing my water supply after 2 weeks.

    **** the company I work for. That 'generous' pay rise is not actually generous, especially since I brought in over €150,000 extra revenue last year. In fact, it's below inflation, so that it is effectively a pay cut.

    **** the government for being so incompetent that they turned one of the best economies in the world on its head and let us owing billions.

    **** McDonalds for not giving me food that looks half as good as it does in the advertisements.

    **** my HTC Desire phone for constantly telling me it is out of internal memory even though I've only used less than 30% of it.

    **** my cat (not literally) for pissing on my leg. I don't care if he was just trying to 'mark' me as his.

    **** Lynx for making so many people believe that they actually make decent products. They smell crap and don't work after 30 mins.

    **** the multitude of computer game developers who have brainwashed me into spending 1000's of hours playing games during my life. Make crappier games god dammit!!!

    **** the Ranting & Raving forum.

    **** the mod that dares move this thread to the Ranting & Raving forum. :p

    **** my stunningly hot girlfriend for only having sex with me 7 times a week. And **** her for only being a figment of my imagination.

    **** Biko for deleting some of my posts and leaving my wondering which ones :p:p

    **** Irish-Stew for insinuating that any of my posts were in any way pointless :p

    **** Listermint, Minstrel27 & Zon for putting pressure on me to make this rant thread. :p

    ====================
    How many ****s do you need in a post before you get an infraction/ban for excessive swearing? Is there a limit?

    If mods were open to bribery, what would be the best thing to bribe them with? (In case I get banned.)

    And just to mess with the mods, here's a few things to make it slightly harder to decide which forum to move this thread to:
    (NSFW)


    Disability??
    http://i55.tinypic.com/kbarcy.jpg

    Today's Weather
    Isolated rain or hail showers will become confined to north and northwest coasts this evening. Most places will continue dry.

    Can anyone recommend a good GP in the Dublin 15 area?

    What do you think is the best TV series at the moment?

    Isn't it possible they we are God, but got bored with knowing everything, and so reverted ourselves to an earlier form so that we could experience the journey of evolution/scientific discovery all over again? Hence we were, and will be God.

    Why does our education system focus on teaching us so many things that we are highly unlikely to ever use? I haven't yet found a use for that knowledge of tectonic plate movements that I picked up in 5th class.

    God it feels good to get all that off my chest.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    **** Tesco's for only stocking food that passes its sell-by-date 2-3 days after purchase.

    **** my French/German language teachers in school for doing such a crap job. Oh how you made me hate other languages.

    **** the boards.ie weather forum for forecasting all that recent snow. Everyone knows that their forecasts are highly accurate, so why couldn't they forecast a ****ing heatwave? Bastards.

    **** that bastard that stole my beloved BMX bike 21 years ago. I still hate you.

    **** that piece of A4 paper that gave me a paper cut 2 days ago. Bloody thing still hurts.

    **** God for making exercise so tedious and yet necessary. Couldn't he have just made is naturally toned no matter what we ate?

    **** Apple for charging almost as much to repair an iPod as it costs to buy a new one.

    **** Pringles for being so damn addictive. And for making it so hard to get the last few pringles out.

    **** Fingal County council (In Dublin) for not fixing my water supply after 2 weeks.

    **** the company I work for. That 'generous' pay rise is not actually generous, especially since I brought in over €150,000 extra revenue last year. In fact, it's below inflation, so that it is effectively a pay cut.

    **** the government for being so incompetent that they turned one of the best economies in the world on its head and let us owing billions.

    **** McDonalds for not giving me food that looks half as good as it does in the advertisements.

    **** my HTC Desire phone for constantly telling me it is out of internal memory even though I've only used less than 30% of it.

    **** my cat (not literally) for pissing on my leg. I don't care if he was just trying to 'mark' me as his.

    **** Lynx for making so many people believe that they actually make decent products. They smell crap and don't work after 30 mins.

    **** the multitude of computer game developers who have brainwashed me into spending 1000's of hours playing games during my life. Make crappier games god dammit!!!

    **** the Ranting & Raving forum.

    **** the mod that dares move this thread to the Ranting & Raving forum. :p

    **** my stunningly hot girlfriend for only having sex with me 7 times a week. And **** her for only being a figment of my imagination.

    **** Biko for deleting some of my posts and leaving my wondering which ones :p:p

    **** Irish-Stew for insinuating that any of my posts were in any way pointless :p

    **** Listermint, Minstrel27 & Zon for putting pressure on me to make this rant thread. :p

    ====================
    How many ****s do you need in a post before you get an infraction/ban for excessive swearing? Is there a limit?

    If mods were open to bribery, what would be the best thing to bribe them with? (In case I get banned.)

    And just to mess with the mods, here's a few things to make it slightly harder to decide which forum to move this thread to:
    (NSFW)


    Disability??
    http://i55.tinypic.com/kbarcy.jpg

    Today's Weather
    Isolated rain or hail showers will become confined to north and northwest coasts this evening. Most places will continue dry.

    Can anyone recommend a good GP in the Dublin 15 area?

    What do you think is the best TV series at the moment?

    Isn't it possible they we are God, but got bored with knowing everything, and so reverted ourselves to an earlier form so that we could experience the journey of evolution/scientific discovery all over again? Hence we were, and will be God.

    Why does our education system focus on teaching us so many things that we are highly unlikely to ever use? I haven't yet found a use for that knowledge of tectonic plate movements that I picked up in 5th class.

    God it feels good to get all that off my chest.

    tl;dr.

    Next please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    eh, crazy rabbit, sorry to break this to you but god didn't invent exercise.
    he's as real as Santa.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    ibtl :D

    great rant though! agree 100% on the tescos part :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Cheer up OP, it's not raining;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    5000th post . Epic rant there Crazy Rabbit. You nailed it.

    Well done.









    PM me the short version I couldn't be arsed reading it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭KylieWyley


    Deyy took urrr jobs!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    There is no god/s.
    I've resolved one of your issues.
    You are welcome.

    I'll keep reading, perhaps I can help more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Ranting and raving is that way
    >


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I think it's ranting and raving you're looking for!! And you won't get banned for swearing when your swears are all blocked out! Fucking amatures :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭red menace


    Stand well back folks we got a live one


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Try harder OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    5000th post my Alabama ass, I know the truth! :p

    Congrats. I hope to get to 1000 by the end of the month


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭Ms. Chanandler Bong


    If this is what getting to 5000 posts does to you....bring it on!!!

    yes, I know, I've a ways to go yet!!!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    You're hopping mad OP!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    phasers wrote: »
    Try harder OP.

    I don't have your experience of 11,000 posts. I'll do better at 10k.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Psstt mods should delete 5 of his posts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    /Takes notes...

    Only 147 more posts :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    **** Tesco's for only stocking food that passes its sell-by-date 2-3 days after purchase.

    **** my French/German language teachers in school for doing such a crap job. Oh how you made me hate other languages.

    **** the boards.ie weather forum for forecasting all that recent snow. Everyone knows that their forecasts are highly accurate, so why couldn't they forecast a ****ing heatwave? Bastards.

    **** that bastard that stole my beloved BMX bike 21 years ago. I still hate you.

    **** that piece of A4 paper that gave me a paper cut 2 days ago. Bloody thing still hurts.

    **** God for making exercise so tedious and yet necessary. Couldn't he have just made us naturally toned no matter what we ate?

    **** Apple for charging almost as much to repair an iPod as it costs to buy a new one.

    **** Pringles for being so damn addictive. And for making it so hard to get the last few pringles out.

    **** Fingal County council (In Dublin) for not fixing my water supply after 2 weeks.

    **** the company I work for. That 'generous' pay rise is not actually generous, especially since I brought in over €150,000 extra revenue last year. In fact, it's below inflation, so that it is effectively a pay cut.

    **** the government for being so incompetent that they turned one of the best economies in the world on its head and let us owing billions.

    **** McDonalds for not giving me food that looks half as good as it does in the advertisements.

    **** my HTC Desire phone for constantly telling me it is out of internal memory even though I've only used less than 30% of it.

    **** my cat (not literally) for pissing on my leg. I don't care if he was just trying to 'mark' me as his.

    **** Lynx for making so many people believe that they actually make decent products. They smell crap and don't work after 30 mins.

    **** the multitude of computer game developers who have brainwashed me into spending 1000's of hours playing games during my life. Make crappier games god dammit!!!

    **** the Ranting & Raving forum.

    **** the mod that locks this thread. :p(i love you really, smoochie smoochie)

    **** my stunningly hot girlfriend for only having sex with me 7 times a week. And **** her for only being a figment of my imagination.

    **** Biko for deleting some of my posts and leaving my wondering which ones :p:p

    **** Irish-Stew for insinuating that any of my posts were in any way pointless :p

    **** Listermint, Minstrel27 & Zon for putting pressure on me to make this rant thread. :p

    ====================
    How many ****s do you need in a post before you get an infraction/ban for excessive swearing? Is there a limit?

    If mods were open to bribery, what would be the best thing to bribe them with? (In case I get banned.)

    And just to mess with the mods, here's a few things to make it slightly harder to decide which forum to move this thread to:
    (NSFW)


    Disability??
    http://i55.tinypic.com/kbarcy.jpg

    Today's Weather
    Isolated rain or hail showers will become confined to north and northwest coasts this evening. Most places will continue dry.

    Can anyone recommend a good GP in the Dublin 15 area?

    What do you think is the best TV series at the moment?

    Isn't it possible they we are God, but got bored with knowing everything, and so reverted ourselves to an earlier form so that we could experience the journey of evolution/scientific discovery all over again? Hence we were, and will be God.

    Why does our education system focus on teaching us so many things that we are highly unlikely to ever use? I haven't yet found a use for that knowledge of tectonic plate movements that I picked up in 5th class.

    God it feels good to get all that off my chest.

    Fixed that for ya there sunshine.


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