Superhero on 103.8

Maddison · 05-01-2011 4:07pm #1

Hi all,

I dont know If this has been 'discussed' (AH style of course lol) but was listening to 103.8FM(normally cant stand the channel-too much talk not enough music) and there was a guy from the US(typical:rolleyes:) talking about how he is a superhero, due to the fact that policing apparently not being great over there.
He said that in order to protect his own children & to set an example he went out & got this special 'superhero' costume made that had bullet proof & stab resistant material built in.
Anyway the long and short of it is that he goes on patrol in his superhero costume & if he see's someone commiting a crime such as breaking into a car he tackles them and makes a citizen arrest, then waits for the police to arrive.
Now I was having a good giggle listening.

My question is....would you get involved if you were to see a crime being commited or would you just keep your head down and walk on?

Personally I have actually chased after lads that tried to break into my car then returned to the house and sat there shaking thinking to myself ''what the f*ck did I think I was doing'' and rang the local gardai, they actually laughed but also gave me a talking to saying ''they could have stabbed you'' but of course I wasnt thinking at the time:o

RichieC · 05-01-2011 4:08pm

Sounds like a douche bag, betcha he's a republican.

Jesus Wept · 05-01-2011 4:09pm

Maddison wrote: »

he went out & got this special 'superhero' costume made that had bullet proof & stab resistant material built in.

I bet I could prove him wrong.

FatherLen · 05-01-2011 4:12pm

Maddison wrote: »

No, he's an American!!Douche bag is what Im trying to figure out.

i hope for the sake of humanity you are joking

AnonoBoy · 05-01-2011 4:12pm

We have our own guy who does that around these parts somewhere.

Sprouts · 05-01-2011 4:12pm

That film Kick ass has a lot to answer for.

Maddison · 05-01-2011 4:12pm

The-Rigger wrote: »

I bet I could prove him wrong.

Oh he said he was stabbed and shot at.......but still he carries on doing what he does. The police have told him that he should let them do their jobs and he basically told them that because they weren't always there when needed that he was not going to stand around doing nothing while crime was commited in his neighborhood.

Michael 09 · 05-01-2011 4:12pm

Full story and pics here:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3332196/Real-life-superheroes-Kick-Ass.html

partyatmygaff · 05-01-2011 4:14pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

We have our own guy who does that around these parts somewhere.

Citizen arrests were made for The Citizen.

Speaking of him, I wonder what's he up to these days? Haven't heard anything from him here on boards for a while.

starbelgrade · 05-01-2011 4:14pm

Sprouts wrote: »

That film Kick ass has a lot to answer for.

Sounds more like Defendor.

FatherLen · 05-01-2011 4:16pm

Phoenix hits the streets in a less-than glamorous Kia driven by a female sidekick who never gets out of the car.

hahahahahahahahahaha
what a bender

prinz · 05-01-2011 4:17pm

To answer the question, yes I would. I have.

Dravokivich · 05-01-2011 4:18pm

Maddison wrote: »

Anyway the long and short of it is that he goes on patrol in his superhero costume & if he see's someone commiting a crime such as breaking into a car he tackles them and makes a citizen arrest, then waits for the police to arrive.

So he grabs a guy, then it's a case of his word against the other guys?

hmm...

D'Agger · 05-01-2011 4:18pm

Maddison wrote: »

He said that in order to protect his own children & to set an example he went out & got this special 'superhero' costume made that had bullet proof & stab resistant material built in.
Anyway the long and short of it is that he goes on patrol in his superhero costume & if he see's someone commiting a crime such as breaking into a car he tackles them and makes a citizen arrest, then waits for the police to arrive.

No match for petrol & matches then - fool he's given us his only weakness - barring his severe mental problems

Maddison · 05-01-2011 4:20pm

Local TV stations have somehow managed to catch up with Phoenix who said: "When I walk into a neighbourhood, criminals leave because they see the suit.

Personally if I saw someone walking around my neighborhood I would pmsl. I would also assume he was on his way to a costume party.

Dravokivich · 05-01-2011 4:21pm

Maddison wrote: »

Local TV stations have somehow managed to catch up with Phoenix who said: "When I walk into a neighbourhood, criminals leave because they see the suit.

Personally if I saw someone walking around my neighborhood I would pmsl. I would also assume he was on his way to a costume party.

A lá Delboy and Rodney ;P

NothingMan · 05-01-2011 4:33pm

I was a superhero a few weeks ago. In the sense that a junkie scumbag snatched a girls phone about 10 feet in front of me at the four courts then ran right towards me. I made to stop him and he ran up a lane, I went after him and when he saw me close behind he stopped, turned around and said he "was only messin". Told him to give the girl back her phone, which he did while repeating "but I was only messin". Walked the girl down as far as Capel st and said goodbye. Not even a "my hero" with a leg popping kiss or nothing. :pac:

So the guy was half my size and probably strung out, the real hero part was not thumping him in his nose for the trouble.

FatherLen · 05-01-2011 4:37pm

NothingMan wrote: »

I was a superhero a few weeks ago. In the sense that a junkie scumbag snatched a girls phone about 10 feet in front of me at the four courts then ran right towards me. I made to stop him and he ran up a lane, I went after him and when he saw me close behind he stopped, turned around and said he "was only messin". Told him to give the girl back her phone, which he did while repeating "but I was only messin". Walked the girl down as far as Capel st and said goodbye. Not even a "my hero" with a leg popping kiss or nothing. :pac:

So the guy was half my size and probably strung out, the real hero part was not thumping him in his nose for the trouble.

i would have expected at least a blow job :rolleyes:

Duggy747 · 05-01-2011 4:41pm

NothingMan wrote: »

Walked the girl down as far as Capel st and said goodbye. Not even a "my hero" with a leg popping kiss or nothing. :pac:

Probably a lesbian.

Maddison · 05-01-2011 4:50pm

NothingMan wrote: »

I was a superhero a few weeks ago. In the sense that a junkie scumbag snatched a girls phone about 10 feet in front of me at the four courts then ran right towards me. I made to stop him and he ran up a lane, I went after him and when he saw me close behind he stopped, turned around and said he "was only messin". Told him to give the girl back her phone, which he did while repeating "but I was only messin". Walked the girl down as far as Capel st and said goodbye. Not even a "my hero" with a leg popping kiss or nothing. :pac:

So the guy was half my size and probably strung out, the real hero part was not thumping him in his nose for the trouble.

Fair play NothingMan, giving an iPad to someone & then that. Your a hero in my eyes *mwah*

NothingMan · 05-01-2011 4:56pm

Maddison wrote: »

Fair play NothingMan, giving an iPad to someone & then that. Your a hero in my eyes *mwah*

Yes..... it was me who gave the iPad to someone.... <_< , >_>.

*It wasn't but don't tell Maddison, I think she wants to sleep with me now.

KeithM89_old · 05-01-2011 4:58pm

Maddison wrote: »

Fair play NothingMan, giving an iPad to someone & then that. Your a hero in my eyes *mwah*

That was me!!!

:D

And i have also intervened in a crime too - go me!!

friendface · 05-01-2011 5:03pm

Sprouts wrote: »

That film Kick ass has a lot to answer for.

Sounds more like Defendor

jimthemental · 05-01-2011 5:10pm

I also have intervened in many crimes.

Does disabling eircom phonewatch in my neighbours houses for the craic count?

Maddison · 05-01-2011 5:12pm

NothingMan wrote: »

Yes..... it was me who gave the iPad to someone.... <_< , >_>.

*It wasn't but don't tell Maddison, I think she wants to sleep with me now.

It wasnt

mental note to self: NothingMan does not deserve hero shag

Maddison · 05-01-2011 5:14pm

KeithM89 wrote: »

That was me!!! :D

And i have also intervened in a crime too - go me!!

Mai hero

Puts KeithM89 on hero shag list

NothingMan · 05-01-2011 5:17pm

Blast you Keithm89, once again you destroy my evil sex schemes.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 05-01-2011 5:17pm

Stopped a few crimes happening throughout the years and would gladly do so again...had to do CPR once and first aid too a few times.

...almost completed a Rubix cube too.

KeithM89_old · 05-01-2011 5:22pm

Maddison wrote: »

Mai hero

Puts KeithM89 on hero shag list

HAHA!! :cool: SUCK IT NothingMan...

NothingMan · 05-01-2011 5:28pm

KeithM89 wrote: »

HAHA!! :cool: SUCK IT NothingMan...

Eh, I'd rather Maddison suc.... Nevermind.

A.Tomas · 05-01-2011 8:52pm

NothingMan wrote: »

, the real hero part was not thumping him in his nose for the trouble.

Really???:rolleyes: Are you sure?

NothingMan · 05-01-2011 8:58pm

A.Tomas wrote: »

Really???:rolleyes: Are you sure?

So... I should have hit him

so many question marks and sarcastic smileys.

A.Tomas · 06-01-2011 11:13am

NothingMan wrote: »

So... I should have hit him so many question marks and sarcastic smileys.

Ye, of course.

NothingMan · 06-01-2011 11:28am

A.Tomas wrote: »

Ye, of course.

I'm a lover, not a fighter. Besides, he gave back the phone without putting up a fight, all's well that ends well. Admittedly he did deserve it but I'd rather the situation ended as it did and not have him pull a needle or a knife on me.

06-01-2011 11:40am

It's a pretty bad-ass costume.

Michael 09 · 06-01-2011 11:46am

This thread seems to have descended into a 'try to impress Maddison with a story of fighting crime'... And I'm raging cos I don't have any stories

jackiebaron · 06-01-2011 11:48am

NothingMan wrote: »

I was a superhero a few weeks ago. In the sense that a junkie scumbag snatched a girls phone about 10 feet in front of me at the four courts then ran right towards me. I made to stop him and he ran up a lane, I went after him and when he saw me close behind he stopped, turned around and said he "was only messin". Told him to give the girl back her phone, which he did while repeating "but I was only messin". Walked the girl down as far as Capel st and said goodbye. Not even a "my hero" with a leg popping kiss or nothing. :pac:

So the guy was half my size and probably strung out, the real hero part was not thumping him in his nose for the trouble.

I would have thumped HER in the nose and kept the damn phone! Selfish tart.

06-01-2011 11:50am

Michael 09 wrote: »

This thread seems to have descended into a 'try to impress Maddison with a story of fighting crime'... And I'm raging cos I don't have any stories

Is the OP hot or something?

Sanjuro · 06-01-2011 11:53am

Radiation sickness, visitor from another world, incredible technologically-advanced armour, or it's no superhero.

Michael 09 · 06-01-2011 11:57am

Deleted User wrote: »

Is the OP hot or something?

Your guess is as good as mine!

Maddison, boneyarsebogman would like to know if you are hot?

NothingMan · 06-01-2011 11:57am

Deleted User wrote: »

Is the OP hot or something?

Very!!!

Superhero on 103.8

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