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  • 03-01-2011 7:23pm
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    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭


    ...the company security guard is great when he checks the windows are locked and you're on the 7th floor.

    ...you live in a bad estate when the local scumbags set fire to a car as a random act of destruction, and don't even wait around to see it burn.

    ...money is tight when you actually wait for that 1c change in the shops.

    ...your cat loves you as he 'marks' you as 'his' by pissing on your leg.

    ...your cooker/oven needs cleaning when it triggers the smoke alarm 5 seconds after being turned on.

    ...TV is crap when you scan through 60 channels and don't find anything interesting to watch.

    ...your broadband service is dodgy when you become good friends with the engineer they keep sending out.


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    Daroxtar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,322 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    ....Someone spends too much time on them fukin "Like" pages on FB


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    Vinta81
    Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81


    ...money is tight when you actually wait for that 1c change in the shops.

    I'm not tight, it's my money and yes I will stand there and wait for my 1c, money is money.


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    ...TV is crap when you scan through 60 channels and don't find anything interesting to watch.

    Back in early 90's it only took 57 channels to find nothing on.

    Simpler times....


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    Clano
    Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭Clano


    you know when........yer all queers.

    brian kerrs a good manager hes been in the gutter he knows the streets.

    i love pizza all over my sexy willy


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    jaffa20
    Registered Users Posts: 4,511 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    You know when....

    AH is crap when you're forced to read threads like this


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    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Vinta81 wrote: »
    I'm not tight, it's my money and yes I will stand there and wait for my 1c, money is money.
    Stingy. What did ya have for christmas day dinner, beans on toast.


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    beanie.
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭beanie.


    ...your cooker/oven needs cleaning when it triggers the smoke alarm 5 seconds after being turned on
    Not true, I clean my oven............it just happens to be possessed by weird evil demons that set off the smoke detector.


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    jaffa20 wrote: »
    You know when....

    AH is crap when you're forced to read threads like this
    No way! Check out this little nugget of gold :D
    Clano wrote: »
    i love pizza all over my sexy willy


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    Vinta81
    Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81


    scientific1982 wrote: »
    Stingy. What did ya have for christmas day dinner, beans on toast.

    Yore Da.


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    af_thefragile
    Registered Users Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    bonerm wrote: »
    Back in early 90's it only took 57 channels to find nothing on.

    Simpler times....
    I have like 500 something channels on that sky thing and I still can't find anything good to watch!!


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    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    ...you make a thread that may have been a bad idea :p


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    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,339 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    I know a Wen. He delivers my chinese food.


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    #14
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    ...**** your Honda Civic I've a porsche outside.
    (and about 3million people who want you in prison!)


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