Friday Night Rings

HayleyLyons1

Here is a good one.

My mate Aimee works in the local jewellery shop. Over the past few months she has noticed numerous men coming in and buying fairly cheap wedding type rings. This went on for a while, eventually a sort of civil fella was buying a ring and she asked if he would mind telling her what it was for.

Yer man give her a wink and says, "it's a friday night ring, I'll put it on before heading out." Turns out that men are finding it much easier to "pull burds" when they give the impression that they are married.

I spoke too a male friend about this and he says, "yeah, love. Friday night rings"

Classic.

Wompa1

If that's true then there must be a lot of pathetic women out there!

RobbieTheRobber

HayleyLyons1 wrote: »

Here is a good one.

My mate Aimee works in the local jewellery shop. Over the past few months she has noticed numerous men coming in and buying fairly cheap wedding type rings. This went on for a while, eventually a sort of civil fella was buying a ring and she asked if he would mind telling her what it was for.

Yer man give her a wink and says, "it's a friday night ring, I'll put it on before heading out." Turns out that men are finding it much easier to "pull burds" when they give the impression that they are married.

I spoke too a male friend about this and he says, "yeah, love. Friday night rings"

Classic.

So Hayley do you think women are sluts who go for married men?

Discuss your answer please

Alter-Ego

Ah, nothing to do with Sunday morning ring after Saturday nights curry.

Kiera

Sounds like someone is being wound up, OP

KeithM89_old

I do something similar myself, i bring kids out to a nightclub with me. Women seem to love it...

AckwelFoley

KeithM89 wrote: »

I do something similar myself, i bring kids out to a nightclub with me. Women seem to love it...

Yea, the smell of a **** laden nappy really turns em on

HayleyLyons1

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

So Hayley do you think women are sluts who go for married men?

Discuss your answer please

Yes.

Forbidden fruit and all that.

Wompa1

HayleyLyons1 wrote: »

Yes.

Forbidden fruit and all that.

it's not forbidden though, is it? They can still go for it....it's more the temptation of becomming a home wrecker?

easyeason3

Bullsh!t.
Men don't become more attractive if they have a ring on their finger. If you're an ugly looking pr!ck with the personality of a wet dishcloth then no ring will sort you out.

RobbieTheRobber

easyeason3 wrote: »

Bullsh!t.
Men don't become more attractive if they have a ring on their finger. If you're an ugly looking pr!ck with the personality of a wet dishcloth then no ring will sort you out.

Alright thanks for that advise. For a few seconds I thought this might be a way for me to score in coppers but no. So its back to internet dating and how to become a pick up artist books for me.

pickarooney

easyeason3 wrote: »

Bullsh!t.
Men don't become more attractive if they have a ring on their finger. If you're an ugly looking pr!ck with the personality of a wet dishcloth then no ring will sort you out.

Tell that to pope Benny.

Dravokivich

Wouldn't mind getting a bit of some chicks ring on a friday night!

Turtyturd

pickarooney wrote: »

Tell that to pope Benny.

It doesn't have any effect on altar boys.

Max Power1

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Ah, nothing to do with Sunday morning ring after Saturday nights curry.

lmao that was what I was expecting

Thread fail IMO

Seloth

Nah I know of a fella who does this!

Woman folk generally are attracted to men folk who have other woman folk around them.

Both woman try to get with fellas who have GF/Wifes etc more so then single fellas or something along those lines

Wompa1

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Alright thanks for that advise. For a few seconds I thought this might be a way for me to score in coppers but no. So its back to internet dating and how to become a pick up artist books for me.

Pulling in coppers eh? Try having your penis coming out the zipper of your trousers then thrust in the direction of the girl you like.

Wolfe Tone

easyeason3 wrote: »

Bullsh!t.
Men don't become more attractive if they have a ring on their finger. If you're an ugly looking pr!ck with the personality of a wet dishcloth then no ring will sort you out.

Hey, what about a hypnoring?

Kiera

Dravokivich wrote: »

Wouldn't mind getting a bit of some chicks ring on a friday night!

I always thought you were a gent

mfceiling

easyeason3 wrote: »

Bullsh!t.
Men don't become more attractive if they have a ring on their finger. If you're an ugly looking pr!ck with the personality of a wet dishcloth then no ring will sort you out.

There goes my chance of pulling...

strokemyclover

Ah yes, this old gem! It features as tip #453 in the Rapist and Serial Killer's Handbook available in all evil book stores

RRP: Your Soul

irishproduce

Reminds me of one Valentines disco thing I went to years ago. One of those traffic light ones, basically Green meant you were available, amber meant you were not entirely available or taken and red meant off limites as already in a relationship.
I followed the theory that women couldn't resist the idea of the red light carrying guy who basically should have belonged to someone else. I was only about 18 or something but I shifted 2 different girls on the night, both of which were wearing green circles.
Now, that was when I was only 18 so I imagine if you apply the same theory to women in ther twenties, then you'd be right in thinking its a faster way of accessing snatch!

Dravokivich

Kiera wrote: »

I always thought you were a gent

I can be, but I also have the tendancy to be rather brash when it comes to tongue in cheek remarks such as that.

Sincerest apologies for any discomfort caused m'lady!

4zn76tysfajdxp

HayleyLyons1 wrote: »

eventually a sort of civil fella was buying a ring.

Civil, how?

Kiera

Dravokivich wrote: »

I can be, but I also have the tendancy to be rather brash when it comes to tongue in cheek remarks such as that.

Sincerest apologies for any discomfort caused m'lady!

:P you totally fell for that one

biko

It’s a psychology known as the "Wedding ring effect" which, though it hasn’t exactly undergone rigorous scientific testing, holds that unavailable dudes attract more attention from ladies.

http://www.scienceblog.com/community/older/2000/D/200003128.html

HayleyLyons1

Seloth wrote: »

Nah I know of a fella who does this!

Woman folk generally are attracted to men folk who have other woman folk around them.

Both woman try to get with fellas who have GF/Wifes etc more so then single fellas or something along those lines

You've got a point. A fella with a girl is ten times more attractive to other women.

massdebater

Yep this works apparantly. The only thread I ever started in AH was on this topic

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055955200

Dravokivich

Kiera wrote: »

:P you totally fell for that one

heh, sure all i was missing was the :rolleyes:, but i'm not so fond of that ;P

Kiera

HayleyLyons1 wrote: »

You've got a point. A fella with a girl is ten times more attractive to other women.

Maybe to you. Not to all girls. What's the point chasing someone that's already taken? There are plenty hot single guys out there.....

jimthemental

Wompa1 wrote: »

Pulling in coppers eh? Try having your penis coming out the zipper of your trousers then thrust in the direction of the girl you like.

Alternatively start talking to a girl and try to seem interested. Then you slap her on the arse.

RobbieTheRobber

Wompa1 wrote: »

Pulling in coppers eh? Try having your penis coming out the zipper of your trousers then thrust in the direction of the girl you like.

Penis out, can do that!

Is this in a Ferrari pitstop manner or just generally hanging out?

jimthemental wrote: »

Alternatively start talking to a girl and try to seem interested. Then you slap her on the arse.

Arse clap check!

This new years eve could be the start of a whole new year for me. (and well everyone else's because its the end of and start of a new... oh whatever!)

Wolfe Tone

Kiera wrote: »

Maybe to you. Not to all girls. What's the point chasing someone that's already taken? There are plenty hot single guys out there.....

I presume the logic is that if they were that great they wouldnt be single.

Wompa1

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Penis out, can do that!

Is this in a Ferrari pitstop manner or just generally hanging out?



Arse clap check!

This new years eve could be the start of a whole new year for me. (and well everyone else's because its the end of and start of a new... oh whatever!)

Toot on boy! Toot on!

And generally hanging out is the way to go, keep it casual like that's it in all it's glory, ain't no big deal to me to have it out, what ya think ladies?

Kiera

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

I presume the logic is that if they were that great they wouldnt be single.

I guess some people would think this way. I'd still prefer to chat up a guy without a wedding ring tbh.

biko

massdebater wrote: »

Yep this works apparantly. The only thread I ever started in AH was on this topic

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055955200

I think we might marry these two threads later.

OutlawPete

easyeason3 wrote: »

If you're an ugly looking pr!ck with the personality of a wet dishcloth then no ring will sort you out.

Well, how about if he's a "ugly looking prick" with a great personality?

Or a great looking guy with a "personality of a wet dishcloth"?

Who you taking home?

FreudianSlippers

Why would one buy a new ring every week? Just buy the one and wear that over and over again!

Anyway, I do believe that women are more attracted to men that are already in relationships though. Not sure what the deal is.. they can smell it or something lol

starlit

OutlawPete wrote: »

Well, how about if he's a "ugly looking prick" with a great personality?

Or a great looking guy with a "personality of a wet dishcloth"?

Who you taking home?

Tough choice!

AntiMatter

biko wrote: »

It’s a psychology known as the "Wedding ring effect" which, though it hasn’t exactly undergone rigorous scientific testing, holds that unavailable dudes attract more attention from ladies.

http://www.scienceblog.com/community/older/2000/D/200003128.html

I think it's less that he's unavailable than he's already shown himself to be a worthy mate, proven in the field, so to speak.

easyeason3

OutlawPete wrote: »

Well, how about if he's a "ugly looking prick" with a great personality?

Or a great looking guy with a "personality of a wet dishcloth"?

Who you taking home?

I'd take the one in bold print.

Wompa1

easyeason3 wrote: »

I'd take the one in bold print.

*Loud exaggerated cough* Bullsh!t!