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Friday Night Rings

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  • 29-12-2010 3:59pm
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    HayleyLyons1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭


    Here is a good one.

    My mate Aimee works in the local jewellery shop. Over the past few months she has noticed numerous men coming in and buying fairly cheap wedding type rings. This went on for a while, eventually a sort of civil fella was buying a ring and she asked if he would mind telling her what it was for.

    Yer man give her a wink and says, "it's a friday night ring, I'll put it on before heading out." Turns out that men are finding it much easier to "pull burds" when they give the impression that they are married.

    I spoke too a male friend about this and he says, "yeah, love. Friday night rings"

    Classic.


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    Wompa1
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    If that's true then there must be a lot of pathetic women out there!


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    RobbieTheRobber
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    HayleyLyons1 wrote: »
    Here is a good one.

    My mate Aimee works in the local jewellery shop. Over the past few months she has noticed numerous men coming in and buying fairly cheap wedding type rings. This went on for a while, eventually a sort of civil fella was buying a ring and she asked if he would mind telling her what it was for.

    Yer man give her a wink and says, "it's a friday night ring, I'll put it on before heading out." Turns out that men are finding it much easier to "pull burds" when they give the impression that they are married.

    I spoke too a male friend about this and he says, "yeah, love. Friday night rings"

    Classic.


    So Hayley do you think women are sluts who go for married men?

    Discuss your answer please


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    Alter-Ego
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    Ah, nothing to do with Sunday morning ring after Saturday nights curry.


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    Kiera
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    Sounds like someone is being wound up, OP ;)


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    KeithM89_old
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    I do something similar myself, i bring kids out to a nightclub with me. Women seem to love it...


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    AckwelFoley
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    KeithM89 wrote: »
    I do something similar myself, i bring kids out to a nightclub with me. Women seem to love it...

    Yea, the smell of a **** laden nappy really turns em on


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    HayleyLyons1
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    RobbieTheRobber wrote: »
    So Hayley do you think women are sluts who go for married men?

    Discuss your answer please

    Yes.

    Forbidden fruit and all that.


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    Wompa1
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    HayleyLyons1 wrote: »
    Yes.

    Forbidden fruit and all that.

    it's not forbidden though, is it? They can still go for it....it's more the temptation of becomming a home wrecker?


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    easyeason3
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    Bullsh!t.
    Men don't become more attractive if they have a ring on their finger. If you're an ugly looking pr!ck with the personality of a wet dishcloth then no ring will sort you out.


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    RobbieTheRobber
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    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Bullsh!t.
    Men don't become more attractive if they have a ring on their finger. If you're an ugly looking pr!ck with the personality of a wet dishcloth then no ring will sort you out.

    Alright thanks for that advise. For a few seconds I thought this might be a way for me to score in coppers but no. So its back to internet dating and how to become a pick up artist books for me.


    :(


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    pickarooney
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    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Bullsh!t.
    Men don't become more attractive if they have a ring on their finger. If you're an ugly looking pr!ck with the personality of a wet dishcloth then no ring will sort you out.

    Tell that to pope Benny.


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    Dravokivich
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    Wouldn't mind getting a bit of some chicks ring on a friday night!


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    Turtyturd
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    pickarooney wrote: »
    Tell that to pope Benny.

    It doesn't have any effect on altar boys.


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    Max Power1
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    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    Ah, nothing to do with Sunday morning ring after Saturday nights curry.
    lmao that was what I was expecting

    Thread fail IMO


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    Seloth
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    Nah I know of a fella who does this!

    Woman folk generally are attracted to men folk who have other woman folk around them.

    Both woman try to get with fellas who have GF/Wifes etc more so then single fellas or something along those lines


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    Wompa1
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    RobbieTheRobber wrote: »
    Alright thanks for that advise. For a few seconds I thought this might be a way for me to score in coppers but no. So its back to internet dating and how to become a pick up artist books for me.


    :(

    Pulling in coppers eh? Try having your penis coming out the zipper of your trousers then thrust in the direction of the girl you like.


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    Wolfe Tone
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    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Bullsh!t.
    Men don't become more attractive if they have a ring on their finger. If you're an ugly looking pr!ck with the personality of a wet dishcloth then no ring will sort you out.
    Hey, what about a hypnoring?


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    Kiera
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    Dravokivich wrote: »
    Wouldn't mind getting a bit of some chicks ring on a friday night!

    I always thought you were a gent :(


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    mfceiling
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    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Bullsh!t.
    Men don't become more attractive if they have a ring on their finger. If you're an ugly looking pr!ck with the personality of a wet dishcloth then no ring will sort you out.

    There goes my chance of pulling...


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    strokemyclover
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    Ah yes, this old gem! It features as tip #453 in the Rapist and Serial Killer's Handbook available in all evil book stores

    RRP: Your Soul


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    irishproduce
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    Reminds me of one Valentines disco thing I went to years ago. One of those traffic light ones, basically Green meant you were available, amber meant you were not entirely available or taken and red meant off limites as already in a relationship.
    I followed the theory that women couldn't resist the idea of the red light carrying guy who basically should have belonged to someone else. I was only about 18 or something but I shifted 2 different girls on the night, both of which were wearing green circles.
    Now, that was when I was only 18 so I imagine if you apply the same theory to women in ther twenties, then you'd be right in thinking its a faster way of accessing snatch!


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    Dravokivich
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    Kiera wrote: »
    I always thought you were a gent :(

    I can be, but I also have the tendancy to be rather brash when it comes to tongue in cheek remarks such as that.

    Sincerest apologies for any discomfort caused m'lady!


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    HayleyLyons1 wrote: »
    eventually a sort of civil fella was buying a ring.

    Civil, how?


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    Kiera
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    Dravokivich wrote: »
    I can be, but I also have the tendancy to be rather brash when it comes to tongue in cheek remarks such as that.

    Sincerest apologies for any discomfort caused m'lady!

    :P you totally fell for that one :D


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    biko
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    It’s a psychology known as the "Wedding ring effect" which, though it hasn’t exactly undergone rigorous scientific testing, holds that unavailable dudes attract more attention from ladies.

    http://www.scienceblog.com/community/older/2000/D/200003128.html


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    HayleyLyons1
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    Seloth wrote: »
    Nah I know of a fella who does this!

    Woman folk generally are attracted to men folk who have other woman folk around them.

    Both woman try to get with fellas who have GF/Wifes etc more so then single fellas or something along those lines

    You've got a point. A fella with a girl is ten times more attractive to other women.


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    massdebater
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    Yep this works apparantly. The only thread I ever started in AH was on this topic

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055955200


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    Dravokivich
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    Kiera wrote: »
    :P you totally fell for that one :D

    heh, sure all i was missing was the :rolleyes:, but i'm not so fond of that ;P


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    Kiera
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    HayleyLyons1 wrote: »
    You've got a point. A fella with a girl is ten times more attractive to other women.

    Maybe to you. Not to all girls. What's the point chasing someone that's already taken? There are plenty hot single guys out there.....


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    jimthemental
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    Wompa1 wrote: »
    Pulling in coppers eh? Try having your penis coming out the zipper of your trousers then thrust in the direction of the girl you like.

    Alternatively start talking to a girl and try to seem interested. Then you slap her on the arse.


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