Doghouse-bound. "No, your body's a Funderland"

stevejr

So that annoying song by John Mayer is on in the car today and the missus asks me if I think her body is a Wonderland, I replied with "No, your body's a Funderland" and thought it was hilarious. She didn't so I'll be on the marital couch tonight instead. Anyone else get the cold shoulder for an innocent joke to her-indoors???

KeithM89_old

Loads..
Her- "Does my bum look big in this??"
Me - "Yup - massive"

Cheap Thrills!

What a humourless wife op! :-O

admiralofthefleet

she should be in the cunt book, not you. tall her to get a grip or gtfo

Fight_Night

the arrival of the divorce papers is imminent.

MagicMarker

Christ I hate bitches.

stevejr

+1

TICKLE_ME_ELMO

What's she got against Funderland? Show me one person who doesn't love Funderland. I'd have taken it as a complement.

FreudianSlippers

That's up there with questions not to answer like "which one of my friends would you sleep with" and "if I died would you remarry"

:eek:

Catari Jaguar

stevejr wrote: »

I replied with "No, your body's a Funderland" and thought it was hilarious.

Maybe she just thinks your jokes are crap?

stevejr

Ah she's not that bad, just her sense of humour just doesn't extend to her appearance, her family(hilariuos sometimes IMO), weight, opinions, fashion sense!

stevejr

cherub rock wrote: »

Maybe she just thinks your jokes are crap?

They normally are but, it generally doesn't condemn me to the couch!

Wolfe Tone

March up those stairs, kick her out of the bed, and chokeslam her down the stairs, the only way OP.

TICKLE_ME_ELMO

I still don't understand why she'd be offended. I suppose Funderland is a bit rough at times, but it's not like you said her body was a PoundWorld or something.

stevejr

TICKLE_ME_ELMO wrote: »

What's she got against Funderland? Show me one person who doesn't love Funderland. I'd have taken it as a complement.

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly and Family:D

antodeco

Next time say she's like the mainland

creaghadoos

never been to funderland,
isn't full of amazing rides?????

TICKLE_ME_ELMO

I suppose comparing her to Funderland is a bit like saying she's not as good as you remember her being when you were younger, she's over priced, smells like sick and isn't really worth all the effort. I guess that could be offensive.

stevejr

TICKLE_ME_ELMO wrote: »

rough at times,
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TICKLE_ME_ELMO- LOL I think the above was the first thought that ran to her head unfortunately, can't explain any other reason for the sensitivity.

stevejr

OisinT wrote: »

That's up there with questions not to answer like "which one of my friends would you sleep with" and "if I died would you remarry"

:eek:

In Fairness that should be a seperate thread-Q's that are designed to get you into trouble!!:D

Catari Jaguar

Grow a pair! Be a man and stand up to her. Letting her put you on the couch. You sicken me OP. Sickennn!*shakes fist*

Whispered

My husband would laugh in my face if I got annoyed over something like that! OP stand up for yourself ffs.

stevejr

cherub rock wrote: »

Grow a pair! Be a man and stand up to her. Letting her put you on the couch. You sicken me OP. Sickennn!*shakes fist*

Yeah I'll probably have shake the fist as well tonight....

DeVore

My mate did something similar:

Her: "Does my bum look big in this?"
Him: "Darling, your bum would look big in Texas!".

DeV.

WindSock

stevejr wrote: »

So that annoying song by John Mayer is on in the car today and the missus asks me if I think her body is a Wonderland, I replied with "No, your body's a Funderland" and thought it was hilarious. She didn't so I'll be on the marital couch tonight instead. Anyone else get the cold shoulder for an innocent joke to her-indoors???

Does she get a lot of kids riding her or something? :eek:

Celly Smunt

stevejr wrote: »

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly and Family:D

he's a cyst on society and comedy so he doesn't count

pickarooney

Wonderland is a scary scary place full of grinning cats and angry waggins threatening to dismember you.

Maybe you were being too kind?

Sam Vimes

KeithM89 wrote: »

Loads..
Her- "Does my bum look big in this??"
Me - "Yup - massive"

Or

Her: Does this dress make my bum look big?
Me: No it was the burgers that did that

Dyr

OisinT wrote: »

That's up there with questions not to answer like "which one of my friends would you sleep with"

:eek:

Just name one of her friends then look a bit confused and go: hang on, did you say "would you sleep with"?

OP- I reckon she was having a fantasy about John Meyer at that very second. You ruined it with Funderland comment, ergo, sleep with the dog in the kennel.

Watch she doesn't lock the door with JM playing and accss to a "questionable toy"

Rabies

stevejr wrote: »

So that annoying song by John Mayer is on in the car today and the missus asks me if I think her body is a Wonderland, I replied with "No, your body's a Funderland" and thought it was hilarious. She didn't so I'll be on the marital couch tonight instead. Anyone else get the cold shoulder for an innocent joke to her-indoors???

I hope you put her back in the boot.

dr.bollocko

Shoulda said her body's a sunderland. That way Steve Bruce would have to deal with her crap and not you.

sensibleken

whatever you do never say 'shut up or ill get you pregnant'

Genghiz Cohen

SarahMs

I'd laugh if my BF said that to me... it would show a bit of imagination instead of the usual square face or big arse!!!

alwaysadub

Bit sensitive your gf is she?! If i ever did ask a bf something like that, i'd be asking in a joking manner in the 1st place!

conorhal

TICKLE_ME_ELMO wrote: »

What's she got against Funderland? Show me one person who doesn't love Funderland. I'd have taken it as a complement.

Perhaps she thought she was being compared to a crappy ride that he had to pay for, left him feeling mildly nauseous when he got off and had been ridden by a load of knackers before he took his turn....