Quick...

TheZohanS

....mods are asleep, get it off your chest..

Zaph

Admins aren't though :cool:

Giselle

I hate the jumper my granny gave me.:(

Absurdum

My tits aren't removable

bonerm

And another thing, why is it.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw3SOvXgAgY

:mad:

Aldebaran

OP is a cotton headed ninny muggins

Yakult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fEjJ4Ecy9Q

Brendog

I'm full of turkey and watching "Micheal Clayton"


bitches

Star Bingo

TheZohan wrote: »

....mods are asleep, get it off your chest..

this pearly necklace is more of my concern

stovelid

I'm lashing into champagne and Maltesers.

KeithM89_old

Im faiirly drunk and Theres no ladies aroun iv got cash - any takers??

parker kent

Absurdum wrote: »

My tits aren't removable

I can give you a hand carrying them though

I always knew my 2,000th post would be offering to hold someones tits :pac:

TheZohanS

Zaph wrote: »

Admins aren't though :cool:

Lets not get off-topic here Zalph...

kowloon

galwayrush

I'm horny but my wife normally tells me to lie on it.:(

foxinsox

KeithM89 wrote: »

Im faiirly drunk and Theres no ladies aroun iv got cash - any takers??

depends .....

how drunk?

how much cash?




oh.... I ain't no lady

KeithM89_old

foxinsox wrote: »

depends .....

how drunk?

how much cash?




oh.... I ain't no lady

Fairly drrunk but im headin out soon so udd bettter be fast and cheap

desaparecidos

I don't like black people because they are black.

Son Of A Vidic

Zaph wrote: »

Admins aren't though :cool:

Just when ya think the cat's away.

easyeason3

I'm sick & my fiance went out. Now I told him to go out but I didn't mean it, telling him to go out meant that he should have stayed at home making me hot whiskeys.
He fcuked up, he fcuked up in a big way. By the time he gets home I'll have drank the best part of a bottle of whiskey, taken a fair share of Panadol & should be in the mood for a row because he didn't read my mind about staying at home even though I insisted on driving him in to the pub.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

easyeason3 wrote: »

I'm sick & my fiance went out. Now I told him to go out but I didn't mean it, telling him to go out meant that he should have stayed at home making me hot whiskeys.
He fcuked up, he fcuked up in a big way. By the time he gets home I'll have drank the best part of a bottle of whiskey, taken a fair share of Panadol & should be in the mood for a row because he didn't read my mind about staying at home even though I insisted on driving him in to the pub.

Are you engaged to a mod??:eek:

TheZohanS

easyeason3 wrote: »

I'm sick & my fiance went out. Now I told him to go out but I didn't mean it, telling him to go out meant that he should have stayed at home making me hot whiskeys.
He fcuked up, he fcuked up in a big way. By the time he gets home I'll have drank the best part of a bottle of whiskey, taken a fair share of Panadol & should be in the mood for a row because he didn't read my mind about staying at home even though I insisted on driving him in to the pub.

Don't take panadol and whiskey together, you'll wake up on a plane having a jimmy tank and the media will have a field day...or worse...

bonerm

easyeason3 wrote: »

I'm sick & my fiance went out. Now I told him to go out but I didn't mean it, telling him to go out meant that he should have stayed at home making me hot whiskeys.
He fcuked up, he fcuked up in a big way. By the time he gets home I'll have drank the best part of a bottle of whiskey, taken a fair share of Panadol & should be in the mood for a row because he didn't read my mind about staying at home even though I insisted on driving him in to the pub.

FYI men secretly love it when women act like this.

Gummy Panda

No Mods?

Dr Bollocko eats da poo poo!

Zaph

desaparecidos given a week off for trolling

W.Shakes-Beer

Me dad was asleep so I then whipped open the tin of roses and took all the strawberry ones!

Get the cuffs.

easyeason3

TheZohan wrote: »

Don't take panadol and whiskey together, you'll wake up on a plane having a jimmy tank and the media will have a field day...or worse...

But sure there's no point in being careful with the Panadol & whiskey, sure it doesn't work then.
And fcuk the media. If they show up at the door I'll tear the heads off the bAstArds.
Very pissed off :mad:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

easyeason3 wrote: »

But sure there's no point in being careful with the Panadol & whiskey, sure it doesn't work then.
And fcuk the media. If they show up at the door I'll tear the heads off the bAstArds.
Very pissed off :mad:

you should have an affair. It's the best advice I can give you

DOC09UNAM

Being annoyed by n*ggers all day.

TheZohanS

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

Being annoyed by n*ggers all day.

Lol...I banned a guy once for posting something like that...didn't realise it was naggers...damn you South Park!

stovelid

easyeason3 wrote: »

I'm sick & my fiance went out. Now I told him to go out but I didn't mean it, telling him to go out meant that he should have stayed at home making me hot whiskeys.
He fcuked up, he fcuked up in a big way. By the time he gets home I'll have drank the best part of a bottle of whiskey, taken a fair share of Panadol & should be in the mood for a row because he didn't read my mind about staying at home even though I insisted on driving him in to the pub.

Have you got his number? I want to ring him to offer my deepest sympathies.

DOC09UNAM

TheZohan wrote: »

Lol...I banned a guy once for posting something like that...didn't realise it was naggers...damn you South Park!

What's this south park you speak of? :pac:

easyeason3

Chris Rotten Chimp wrote: »

you should have an affair. It's the best advice I can give you

Yes, I agree.
There's nothing sexier than someone snotting & coughing on another person whilst clutching onto tissue, a hot water bottle & a hot whiskey.
Nice sexy come to bed eyes that are streaming & are a festive coloured red, to go with my nose, just scream 'I'm hot'

Gummy Panda

easyeason3 wrote: »

Yes, I agree.
There's nothing sexier than someone snotting & coughing on another person whilst clutching onto tissue, a hot water bottle & a hot whiskey.
Nice sexy come to bed eyes that are streaming & are a festive coloured red, to go with my nose, just scream 'I'm hot'

Sounds hawt...

parker kent

easyeason3 wrote: »

Yes, I agree.
There's nothing sexier than someone snotting & coughing on another person whilst clutching onto tissue, a hot water bottle & a hot whiskey.
Nice sexy come to bed eyes that are streaming & are a festive coloured red, to go with my nose, just scream 'I'm hot'

Ooh a damsel in distress. Care for some Vicks Vapo Rub?

Larianne

parker kent wrote: »

Ooh a damsel in distress. Care for some Vicks Vapo Rub?

Careful where you put it!

parker kent

Larianne wrote: »

Careful where you put it!

Now you tell me :pac:

StereoLove

Zavier Bardem with an Irish accent = Fail

Son Of A Vidic

easyeason3 wrote: »

I'm sick & my fiance went out. Now I told him to go out but I didn't mean it, telling him to go out meant that he should have stayed at home making me hot whiskeys.
He fcuked up, he fcuked up in a big way. By the time he gets home I'll have drank the best part of a bottle of whiskey, taken a fair share of Panadol & should be in the mood for a row because he didn't read my mind about staying at home even though I insisted on driving him in to the pub.

Let me see, you told your fiance to go out and then you drive him to the pub. Now your're trying to top yourself with whiskey and panandol because he went out. Christ! Where do you even start here.

Larianne

parker kent wrote: »

Now you tell me :pac:

And make sure you wash your hands after.