Anyone posting from a hospital?

Richard Dower

Wishing anyone who inside right now the very best, and god willing speedy recovery. I know from personal experience how horrid it is being in there this time of year

Captain_Generic

Unless they work there?

Biggins

Well I was in this street fight and....

KeithM89_old

M in a toilet if that counts:)

starbelgrade

I'm in the middle of surgery right now.

My wife bought me a new pair of breasts for Christmas.

Can't wait to get home & play with my fun bags.

Absurdum

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'm in the middle of surgery right now.

My wife bought me a new pair of breasts for Christmas.

Can't wait to get home & play with my fun bags.

pics or never happened

easyeason3

I think I should be. It's St Stephens night & I'm at home sick :(It might be a very bad case of pneumonia. Or I could have a flu.

starbelgrade

Absurdum wrote: »

pics or never happened

Get your own tits.

W.Shakes-Beer

What flavour Jelly are they serving?

Gummy Panda

easyeason3 wrote: »

I think I should be. It's St Stephens night & I'm at home sick :(It might be a very bad case of pneumonia. Or I could have a flu.

I had pneumonia as a kid. It involved needles into my spine. It's nasty

easyeason3

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I had pneumonia as a kid. It involved needles into my spine. It's nasty

It must be that so. I feel like crap.
I once went drinking with a torn muscle in my leg. I didn't know that when I went out but I fought through the pain.
I can't fight through this

starbelgrade

easyeason3 wrote: »

It must be that so. I feel like crap.
I once went drinking with a torn muscle in my leg. I didn't know that when I went out but I fought through the pain.
I can't fight through this

Get some Lemsip.

That'll sort ya out.

Johro

Ya gotta snort it though.

easyeason3

starbelgrade wrote: »

Get some Lemsip.

That'll sort ya out.

Lemsip is for whimps that think they are sick.
I AM sick so Lemsip has no place in my house. Lemsip is mocking me now.
Lemsip: Oh your sick? Well drink me & you will feel better.
Me: Really? Ah that's sound Lemsip.
*Boils kettle, makes Lemsip & drinks it*
Me: Ah, Lemsip, I feel kinda sick. You didn't really do anything but coat my tongue in a disgusting layer of what looks & tastes like chalk.
Lemsip: MWAH HA HA HA HA.

kowloon

starbelgrade wrote: »

Get your own tits.

Ooohh, well look who's all high and mighty now they have their own tits. Share with the lads ffs! I'll give ye a go on me bike.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

easyeason3 wrote: »

Lemsip is for whimps that think they are sick.
I AM sick so Lemsip has no place in my house. Lemsip is mocking me now.
Lemsip: Oh your sick? Well drink me & you will feel better.
Me: Really? Ah that's sound Lemsip.
*Boils kettle, makes Lemsip & drinks it*
Me: Ah, Lemsip, I feel kinda sick. You didn't really do anything but coat my tongue in a disgusting layer of what looks & tastes like chalk.
Lemsip: MWAH HA HA HA HA.

pop a lemsip in a hot whiskey, you'll sleep like a baby

IvySlayer

easyeason3 wrote: »

I think I should be. It's St Stephens night & I'm at home sick :(It might be a very bad case of pneumonia. Or I could have a flu.

If you had flu you would not be able to post.

stovelid

Richard Dower wrote: »

I know from personal experience how horrid it is being in there this time of year

Limerick can get you down but keep the spirits up.

ascanbe

easyeason3 wrote: »

Lemsip is for whimps that think they are sick.
I AM sick so Lemsip has no place in my house. Lemsip is mocking me now.
Lemsip: Oh your sick? Well drink me & you will feel better.
Me: Really? Ah that's sound Lemsip.
*Boils kettle, makes Lemsip & drinks it*
Me: Ah, Lemsip, I feel kinda sick. You didn't really do anything but coat my tongue in a disgusting layer of what looks & tastes like chalk.
Lemsip: MWAH HA HA HA HA.

You need to get the extra-strength Lemsip instead of the talking Lemsip.

Celtise

Richard Dower wrote: »

Wishing anyone who inside right now the very best, and god willing speedy recovery. I know from personal experience how horrid it is being in there this time of year

I have spent a christmas in hospital (including an operation on xmas day) and it was probably one of the best christmases ever...couldnt eat nothing and thus lost weight, avoided family, and managed to get loads of "get well" presents from the people that didn't get me xmas presents. Then again I was bored as hell with no internet. Hope anyone in hospital gets better soon!

Minstrel27

easyeason3 wrote: »

Or I could have a flu.

You wouldn't be online if you had flu.