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Playboy's Hugh Hefner to marry Playmate Crystal Harris

  • 26-12-2010 7:43pm
    #1
    x in the city
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭


    what a randy bastard, 84years old ffs

    she is 24

    lol


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  • #2
    YUSS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭YUSS


    i love dat guy he is a hero


  • #3
    finnegan2010
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 289 ✭✭finnegan2010


    So Crystal. What first attracted you to Multi Millionaire Hugh Hefner...........


  • #4
    YUSS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭YUSS


    do ya say hes rode her or is it just somethin he does every now nd then


  • #5
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Heff ain't stupid, he's prenupped upto the hilt!....she's just looking for publicity for herself.


  • #6
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    x in the city wrote: »
    what a randy bastard, 84years old ffs

    she is 24

    lol

    http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/1420807-quagmire.jpg


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  • #7
    Roro4Brit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Roro4Brit


    Oooh his ex Holly is gonna be pissed! She was mad for Hugh to put a ring on it.


  • #8
    hiscan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭hiscan


    YUSS wrote: »
    do ya say hes rode her or is it just somethin he does every now nd then

    She asked him about the sex and he said it would be "infrequently",she said is that one word or two? :p


  • #9
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Roro4Brit wrote: »
    Oooh his ex Holly is gonna be pissed! She was mad for Hugh to put a ring on it.

    It'd be a fairly crusty ring at this stage.


  • #10
    finnegan2010
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 289 ✭✭finnegan2010


    imagine being her parents the shame of it, Shes basically prostituting herself


  • #11
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Pics or gtfo.


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  • #12
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Pics or gtfo.


    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12080521


  • #13
    hiscan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭hiscan


    crystal-harris.jpg


  • #14
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    hiscan wrote: »
    crystal-harris.jpg

    Good god


  • #15
    TimeToShine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,881 ✭✭✭TimeToShine


    Score!!!


  • #16
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Sweet jesus!...well done heff!


  • #17
    x in the city
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭x in the city


    surprised hugh has any sperm left at this stage


  • #18
    x in the city
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭x in the city


    Richard Dower wrote: »
    Sweet jesus!...well done heff!

    he will be dead in 2011 and she can inherit 10 million or so and date a normal aged man then


  • #19
    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    finnegan2010 wrote: »
    imagine being her parents the shame of it, Shes basically prostituting herself

    In fairness, when you call your kid Crystal you shouldn't be surprised that she ends up working as a stripper, hooker or Playboy model


  • #20
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    I wish he was my dad


  • #21
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Anyone else betting Heff hasn't actually seen the inside of a playmate in about 40 years (if ever)? PR master all the same tho.


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  • #22
    x in the city
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭x in the city


    lol


  • #23
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    People still think Hefner is interesting or newsworthy?

    The Playboy mansion is about to be repoed... you'd think he would have more interesting things on his mind.


  • #24
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    bonerm wrote: »
    Anyone else betting Heff hasn't actually seen the inside of a playmate in about 40 years (if ever)? PR master all the same tho.

    According to Kendra, his previous bird, they all have to q up to shag him and he just lies there.


  • #25
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    latenia wrote: »
    In fairness, when you call your kid Crystal you shouldn't be surprised that she ends up working as a stripper, hooker or Playboy model

    I seriously doubt the name Crystal is on her birth cert..


  • #26
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    latenia wrote: »
    In fairness, when you call your kid Crystal you shouldn't be surprised that she ends up working as a stripper, hooker or Playboy model
    Wow! You certainly can see right through her.


  • #27
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Richard Dower wrote: »
    Heff ain't stupid, he's prenupped upto the hilt!....she's just looking for publicity for herself.

    He's aged a hell of a lot since he did Baywatch, but I suppose the chronic alcoholism and the singing didn't help.


  • #28
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    A case where it is really tough to choose the bigger idiot


  • #29
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    hiscan wrote: »
    crystal-harris.jpg

    Meh.


  • #30
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Loves young dream


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  • #31
    Steyr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    Confab wrote: »
    Meh.

    FACT, Pretty flat chested imo. Disappointing.


  • #32
    geespot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭geespot


    OisinT wrote: »
    People still think Hefner is interesting or newsworthy?

    The Playboy mansion is about to be repoed... you'd think he would have more interesting things on his mind.

    name one


  • #33
    geespot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭geespot


    hiscan wrote: »
    crystal-harris.jpg

    why would he bother


  • #34
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    OH

    MY

    GOD

    No eee didant


  • #35
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Steyr wrote: »
    FACT, Pretty flat chested imo. Disappointing.


    He used to marry women in the 60's ,70's ,80's, 90's and now he has a new "spunk bucket" for himself after sinking a well greased purple bell into all the other women he has living there! Big deal


    *fcukin lucky bastard*


  • #36
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    Half your age plus 7 Heff, ffs, I'm allowed anything above 23 you can't be taking some of my "potential"


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  • #37
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    That man is seriously creepy. Also almost all of those playboy models look exactly the same.


  • #38
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    x in the city wrote: »
    surprised hugh has any sperm left at this stage

    yeah true.

    I could imagine if he blew his load on her face that he'd just deflate and die.


  • #39
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Sink The Banana wrote: »
    He used to marry women in the 60's ,70's ,80's, 90's and now he has a new "spunk bucket" for himself after sinking a well greased purple bell into all the other women he has living there! Big deal


    *fcukin lucky bastard*
    You've a lovely way with words. Must have 'em fighting over ya:rolleyes:


  • #40
    roboshatner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 775 ✭✭✭roboshatner


    she looks good in a school girl outfit. hell yeah


  • #41
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    'When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears," Hefner told Twitter followers.'
    Awww... Must be the recession.


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  • #42
    x in the city
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭x in the city


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    yeah true.

    I could imagine if he blew his load on her face that he'd just deflate and die.

    all .0000004 mils of sperm


  • #43
    benj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭benj


    fair fckus to him, hope im still as horny as him when im that age :D


  • #44
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Wipes tear from eye, my hero.:D


  • #45
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Johro wrote: »
    You've a lovely way with words. Must have 'em fighting over ya:rolleyes:

    Just telling it how it is! he's the biggest perv known to man:rolleyes:


  • #46
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    playboy is coffee table fodder for the likes of, george clooney types.


  • #47
    McGarnagle92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 189 ✭✭McGarnagle92


    She seems to have enough going for her to not have to marry him for the money.


  • #48
    Owen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    latenia wrote: »
    In fairness, when you call your kid Crystal you shouldn't be surprised that she ends up working as a stripper, hooker or Playboy model

    There was a girl on Pimp my Ride one night called Spechelle. I couldn't help but think the girl will actually have a Pimp one day.


  • #49
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    PaintDoctor wrote: »
    There was a girl on Pimp my Ride one night called Spechelle. I couldn't help but think the girl will actually have a Pimp one day.

    Spechelle.......pronounced......Special ?????


  • #50
    Owen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    opinion guy wrote: »
    Spechelle.......pronounced......Special ?????

    Aw yeah! Fo shizzle my nizzle, or some other such racially specific colloquialism. :D


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