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Happy Birthday Jesus

  • 24-12-2010 5:24pm
    #1
    HayleyLyons1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭


    Just wishing Jesus a happy Birthday!


Comments

  • #2
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Tut, jesus is made up dont ya know. Dont push your ancient jew zombie worship on me. Happy Birthday Baby Santa more like!


  • #3
    BrenosBolts91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭BrenosBolts91


    Agricola wrote: »
    Tut, jesus is made up dont ya know. Dont push your ancient jew zombie worship on me. Happy Birthday Baby Santa more like!
    Its ok Jebus was born on April 6th. Fact(ish)


  • #4
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Thanks, back to the auld cave for me.


  • #5
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Ruu wrote: »
    Thanks, back to the auld cave for me.

    see you on monday


  • #6
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Happy Birthday extreme commercialism more like


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  • #7
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Save me Jebus! :eek:


  • #8
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    And Happy Birthday to Mithras of Persia, Horus of Egypt, Krishna, Attis, Orus, Odin, Thammuz and Bedru, all of whom have been variously "born" on the 25th.


  • #9
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Horus, now there's a proper god


  • #10
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    Horus, now there's a proper god
    He was a bit of a dude. :)


  • #11
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I love Jesus. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.


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  • #12
    rkeano5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 121 ✭✭rkeano5


    BrenosBolts91 wrote: »
    Its ok Jebus was born on April 6th. Fact(ish)
    OMJ thats my birthday... Happy B-Day Jesus you're the best!!! (never has fictional character affected so many people in the way Jesus has!)


  • #13
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    not til tomorrow jeeeez


  • #14
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I love Jesus. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.

    That is terrible.

    You're forgetting about Lent. A time where we can remember Jesus's time in the desert, by cutting our calorie intake and losing abit of flab.


  • #15
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Isnt it Supermans bday too??


  • #16
    Diabhal Beag
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    Agricola wrote: »
    Tut, jesus is made up dont ya know. Dont push your ancient jew zombie worship on me. Happy Birthday Baby Santa more like!

    Sup stereotypical Boards atheist


  • #17
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    I wonder what other momentous ocassions in Jebus' life we could celebrate?

    First roide - International Steak and Blowjob Day, 31st September (we need something after summer and before Halloween)


  • #18
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    HayleyLyons1 wrote: »
    Just wishing Jesus a happy Birthday!

    Thanks.................. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0908/da-jesus-jesus-big-lebowski-the-dude-dudeness-bowling-demotivational-poster-1249530089.jpg


  • #19
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    Sup stereotypical Boards atheist

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/irony


  • #20
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    baaah humbug!

    Wake me up when it's "steak and a blowjob" day


  • #21
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    I think the op meant Santa :rolleyes:

    jeeze


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  • #22
    Sea Sharp
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t4FgmaKOy8


  • #23
    D e e
    Closed Accounts Posts: 856 ✭✭✭D e e


    Happy burfday homeboy <3


  • #24
    philologos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    HayleyLyons1 wrote: »
    Just wishing Jesus a happy Birthday!
    Matthew 1:20-21 wrote:
    But after he had considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said, “Joseph son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. She will give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus, because he will save his people from their sins.”

    Merry Christmas everyone!


  • #25
    red menace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭red menace


    Nevore wrote: »
    And Happy Birthday to Mithras of Persia, Horus of Egypt, Krishna, Attis, Orus, Odin, Thammuz and Bedru, all of whom have been variously "born" on the 25th.


    Watched Zeitgeist then?


  • #26
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    red menace wrote: »
    Watched Zeitgeist then?
    Don't think so?


  • #27
    red menace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭red menace


    Nevore wrote: »
    Don't think so?

    The Zeitgeist makes the exact same point


  • #28
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    I can't handle this time of year. Stuck at home with parents. Nothing going on. A few more days of the same to come. Feel so cut off from the world. AHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!


  • #29
    Marcus.Aurelius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    I can't handle this time of year. Stuck at home with parents. Nothing going on. A few more days of the same to come. Feel so cut off from the world. AHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!

    Yet somehow you're on the internet. What sort of mind-bogglingly-social job have you got?


  • #30
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Caesar Augustus wrote: »
    Yet somehow you're on the internet. What sort of mind-bogglingly-social job have you got?

    I don't know really know what my job has got to do with anything I said or the fact that I'm on the internet? What are you on about?


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  • #31
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Nevore wrote: »
    Don't think so?

    Religulous??? Thats where I came across it. Think Luke Skywalker shares that birthday too.


  • #32
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Happy Birthday Jesus


  • #33
    Marcus.Aurelius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    I don't know really know what my job has got to do with anything I said or the fact that I'm on the internet? What are you on about?

    You claim to be cut off

    You're on the internet

    You must be a socialite of some kind to feel cut off despite the availability of internet

    You ruined the fun

    ;)


  • #34
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    It isn't really Jesus's birthday though...

    More like Happy winter solstice/Saturnalia/Sol Invictus/Mithra/Horus/*insert your god here*

    Oh and most importantly Happy Commercialism!!!
    Its just what a broke economy needs! :D


  • #35
    CrazyBiscuit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭CrazyBiscuit


    I for one would like to wish Mitras a happy birthday and may our Roman legions triumph over our enemies in the new year.


  • #36
    kerryman12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 940 ✭✭✭kerryman12


    happy bday jesus


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  • #37
    aDeener
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I love Jesus. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.

    not as much as you love sickipedia


  • #38
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Caesar Augustus wrote: »
    You claim to be cut off

    You're on the internet

    You must be a socialite of some kind to feel cut off despite the availability of internet

    You ruined the fun

    ;)

    I don't consider being on the internet socialising. What kind of oddball are you?


  • #39
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    BrenosBolts91 wrote: »
    Its ok Jebus was born on April 6th. Fact(ish)
    Thought it was May 20th?


  • #40
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    A great guy alright

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y3vke6uznw


  • #41
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Religulous??? Thats where I came across it. Think Luke Skywalker shares that birthday too.

    no, nor that either. I'm sure there's some kind of point to be drawn from this.


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