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Where can you pee on christmas day?

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  • 24-12-2010 12:04am
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    pathway33
    Registered Users Posts: 2,229 ✭✭✭


    Serious question. Family with kids driving from Dublin to Tralee Christmas morning / day. All garages, cafes etc will be closed. Where can we pee?


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    Princess Peach
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    In the woods.


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    highlydebased
    Registered Users Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭highlydebased


    Anywhere- I doubt there'll be very many people around to watch.


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    CrazyBiscuit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭CrazyBiscuit


    The side of the road?


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    [Deleted User]
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    Garages should be open.

    If it's only a pee the hard shoulder can double as a urinal.
    Ladies may have to venture further afield.


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    Turtyturd
    Registered Users Posts: 28,394 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    In the woods.

    Bears don't drive cars...and the pope doesn't have children ;)


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    Princess Peach
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    If only you had thought ahead and ordered this for the ladies


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    Kiwi_knock
    Registered Users Posts: 7,462 ✭✭✭Kiwi_knock


    Wear nappies, problem sorted.


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    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    Is it too late to get one of these, or can you improvise your own?

    Alternatively, when anyone's bladder gets full enough on the trip, inspiration will come.


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    KeithM89_old
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    In a coke can... no need to stop


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    maglite
    Registered Users Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭maglite


    Toilet, Ditch, cup, bottle, urinal...


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    Big Pussy Bonpensiero
    Registered Users Posts: 7,776 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    Christmas morning = very few people on the roads = middle of the road. :cool:


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    t0mm13b
    Registered Users Posts: 607 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Simple... get a empty bottle of coca cola (ironic!) and aim for it... then errr.... if you get pulled over by the boys in blue, hand the bottle of coca cola to the cop.... and pray he/she will drink it to make sure it aint alco :p


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    FunnyStuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭FunnyStuff


    take a piss before you leave ... problem sorted.


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    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    On the windscreen. Your washers won't work that's for sure.


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    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Lucozade bottle.


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    dubtom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    There's a mess of tiny willys on this thread.A coke bottle maybe,but a coke can, seriously.


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    s8n
    Registered Users Posts: 3,833 ✭✭✭s8n


    Don't eat the yellow snow


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    mrfantastico
    Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭mrfantastico


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    In a coke can... no need to stop

    you obviously havent seen the inbetweeners :D


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    Princess Peach
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    Bottles and cans.

    Can't say I'm surprised none of ye understand the female anatomy.


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    KeithM89_old
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    mrfantastico wrote: »
    you obviously havent seen the inbetweeners :D

    :D - il be careful not to cut my helmet...


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    Kayly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭Kayly


    pathway33 wrote: »
    Serious question. Family with kids driving from Dublin to Tralee Christmas morning / day. All garages, cafes etc will be closed. Where can we pee?

    One place that DOES open Christmas day is a church..The larger ones usually have toilets.


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    Ruu_Old
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    You should have asked Santy for a stadium pal!

    Just hold it until you get there.


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    krudler
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    Kayly wrote: »
    One place that DOES open Christmas day is a church..The larger ones usually have toilets.

    Or the holy water container


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    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    if you cant figure that out im pretty suprised your allowed drive a car!


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    Rockery Woman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Rockery Woman


    You can just have a good old fashioned pee in a field:D.

    Just like the good ould days!


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    maxxie
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Bottles and cans.

    Can't say I'm surprised none of ye understand the female anatomy.

    just lean back and aim!


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