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Witnessed an accident on the icy road last night.

  • 23-12-2010 8:59am
    #1
    Ghandee
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    As the title suggests, I witnessed a pretty bad accident last night.

    A poor old woman got hit by a van last night, while I was doing my last minute shopping.


    Well, I assume she was poor, she only had 38 cents and a tissue in her purse when I went through it!


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  • #2
    youcancallmeal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,066 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    Okkkaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........................?


  • #3
    starbelgrade
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    You should report it.

    To the troll police.


  • #4
    Phoenix Park
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    Well it IS the silly season...


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
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    Whole new meaning to being put on ice huh.


  • #6
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Pics of GTFO


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
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    Dont grandmas usually get run over by reindeer at this time of year or was that yet another misleading song?


  • #8
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Gucky wrote: »
    Well, I assume she was poor, she only had 38 cents and a tissue in her purse!

    .............................not even gonna.


  • #9
    Kells...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Kells...


    Gucky wrote: »
    As the title suggests, I witnessed a pretty bad accident last night.

    A poor old woman got hit by a van last night, while I was doing my last minute shopping.


    Well, I assume she was poor, she only had 38 cents and a tissue in her purse!
    Ok how did you know that she only had 38 cents


  • #10
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    Unless you ran her over what were you doing looking in her purse? :confused:


  • #11
    Abelloid
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    ^^ Not had your coffee yet?


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  • #12
    NoDice
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    Was she hot?


  • #13
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Dublin Forum
    >


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
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    And unconscious? That makes some aspect much easier.


  • #15
    senordingdong
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    Did you get your ride?


  • #16
    Ghandee
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    Okaaaaaay.

    My sense of humour must be different.
    Got this as a text message, and nearly peed my pants laughing!


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
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    ... or maybe you're just a bit different ... ?


  • #18
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Deleted User wrote: »
    ... or maybe you're just a bit different ... ?

    It has been suggested to me from time to time.


  • #19
    Abelloid
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    Gucky wrote: »
    Okaaaaaay.

    My sense of humour must be different.
    Got this as a text message, and nearly peed my pants laughing!

    I L'd, just a little, not OL or anything.


  • #20
    NoDice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    Gucky wrote: »
    Okaaaaaay.

    My sense of humour must be different.
    Got this as a text message, and nearly peed my pants laughing!

    Did whoever texted you tell you if she was hot?


  • #21
    Refugee from RealLife
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭Refugee from RealLife


    Everyone knows old ladies hide the big money in their bra.


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  • #22
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Gucky wrote: »
    As the title suggests, I witnessed a pretty bad accident last night.

    A poor old woman got hit by a van last night, while I was doing my last minute shopping.


    Well, I assume she was poor, she only had 38 cents and a tissue in her purse when I went through it!

    Badum - lock.
    Take it to humour.


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